Coke Nose

6541

I have a Cocaine nose all week, I am sniffing and constant watery nose. This is all from last weekend. Do you think it was bad coke ? Also I think coke is very much back in fashion now that the recession is over.

Mesrine65

Is that you Daniella?

kneemos

You're supposed to drink it son.

AndonHandon

Ms. French?

The King of Moo

You're going to get a sniffly nose hanging around under damp bridges waiting for delicious goats.

CaptainInsano

6541 wrote: »

I have a Cocaine nose all week, I am sniffing and constant watery nose. This is all from last weekend. Do you think it was bad coke ? Also I think coke is very much back in fashion now that the recession is over.

You are the worst troll I've ever seen.

Donnielighto

Sniffy nose? Try to be less cool and you won't get the sniffles.

Birneybau

Should have stuck with coke zero.

Generic Dreadhead

Whats the actual point of this thread?
Just trying to point out you do drugs?
D you want a debate over good/bad coke?
Dumb thread is dumb

Magico Gonzalez

I also would like a reaction to some mildly controversial stuff that I have to say.

kneemos

Magico Gonzalez wrote: »

I also would like a reaction to some mildly controversial stuff that I have to say.

I'm spent after this I'm afraid.

The Backwards Man

You can't beat the real thing

Tell me how

Did you read the user guidelines on the package?

What was the expiry date on the package?

Have you a receipt for the purchase of said coke?

Think you should contact the manufacturers helpline for advice. They may ask you to issue a report in writing but then give you loads free coke for your inconvenience.

Also, keep any records out of expenses which arise out of the use of such coke. This may start out as box of tissues and a nasal spray but before long will cover car/home/relationships/job...etc


P.S. Aren't you so cool to be able to speak so candidly about the use of an illegal drug. Not.

The Peanut

Bah, come back when you've a whiskey nose. Real work.

6541

How hard is it to get a Whiskey nose ?

super_furry

6541 wrote: »

How hard is it to get a Whiskey nose ?

Depends how much you snort.

Generic Dreadhead

I got Whiskey eye once.... I'm one dumb Mother Trucker

Timberrrrrrrr

Suicide Tequila's trump all!!!!!

MistyCheese

For a week?! You're doing it wrong.

kneemos

Cormac... wrote: »

I got Whiskey eye once.... I'm one dumb Mother Trucker

If you're trucking your mother whiskey eye is a minor problem.

6541

But since the recession is over does that mean its back to the high powered cars and bags of coke ? Is that what an taoiseach wants us to do ?

suicide_circus

stick with a Stevie Nicks next time OP

anncoates

1968 called.

It wants its quaint categories of transgression and rebellion back.

Generic Dreadhead

I guess it's time to get the cheese board out and make some enquires about new decking.

kneemos

anncoates wrote: »

1968 called.

It wants its quaint categories of transgression and rebellion back.

It began with mass on a Saturday.Now look.

jamesbere

I'm no doctor but you have a head cold son, I suggest you go home and sort a lemsip

Timberrrrrrrr

jamesbere wrote: »

I'm no doctor but you have a head cold son, I suggest you go home and SNORT a lemsip

FYP

uch

Is there anything to be said for more Cake ?

hynesie08

Op, are you one of these "session moths" I've been reading about?

ScumLord

If you bought it in Ireland it's probably not cocaine at all. God knows what you put up your nose.

blinding

6541 wrote: »

How hard is it to get a Whiskey nose ?

You would have to put more long term effort in and not mind being called Rudolf !

blinding

uch wrote: »

Is there anything to be said for more Cake ?

No its another Mass that will do the trick here !