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Teenage boy 'poses as doctor' in hospital gynaecology department for a month

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20-01-2015 9:43pm

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WEST PALM BEACH, FL. (WTNH)– West Palm Beach police busted a teen who had been posing as an OB/GYN doctor at a hospital for about a month.

The South Florida Sun-Sentinel reports that police were called to St. Mary’s Medical Center last Tuesday, after a patient alerted the OB/GYN office staff that a young man who “appeared to be a child” was dressed as a doctor inside an exam room.

The teen, who was not identified, was then caught by police while in an examination room with a patient, wearing a lab coat with the hospital’s logo, a stethoscope around his neck and mask on his face.

The teen reportedly told police that he had been a doctor for years and that his family could vouch for him.

http://wtnh.com/2015/01/20/teen-poses-as-obgyn-doctor-for-a-month-at-fl-hospital/

Not even sure how that happened, but that kid is gonna be scarred for life, and that hospital is gonna get sued.

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#2 20-01-2015 9:45pm
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Doogie Howser

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#3 20-01-2015 9:46pm
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police were called to St. Mary’s Medical Center

Right place so.

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#4 20-01-2015 9:56pm
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Nice con. Do you concur?

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#5 20-01-2015 10:02pm
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Thought he'd get to see loads of vaginas, actually got to see vaginas with herpes, fistulas, prolapses and all manner of horrid oozing diseases.

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#6 20-01-2015 10:16pm
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Yellowblackbird wrote: »

Nice con. Do you concur?

Not really. Thinks it'll be sexy time, till a bunch of 80 year old grannies show up :eek:

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#7 22-01-2015 11:16am
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It's like something you'd expect from a TV show with the perverted teen... XD

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#8 22-01-2015 11:21am
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thats mank, anyone visiting the gynaecology department isn't there for compliments on their sweet brazilian.

Oh the horrors that young man must have seen......

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#9 22-01-2015 11:24am
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The young lad described it as being 'like a fish out of water'.

But pretending to be a doctor wasn't so bad...

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#10 22-01-2015 11:30am
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Pic just released...

http://media.tumblr.com/f984eb9cd1e034accf473d9daeccd3b2/tumblr_inline_nifpemW6661t3ksul.jpg

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#11 22-01-2015 11:47am
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#12 22-01-2015 11:52am
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Stone Deaf 4evr wrote: »

thats mank, anyone visiting the gynaecology department isn't there for compliments on their sweet brazilian.

Oh the horrors that young man must have seen......

A million times this. The ratio of things you'd want to see, to things you wouldn't; would make the whole thing a nightmare.

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#13 22-01-2015 12:03pm
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UCDVet wrote: »

A million times this. The ratio of things you'd want to see, to things you wouldn't; would make the whole thing a nightmare.

Might explain this:

http://uk.eonline.com/news/575825/neil-patrick-harris-and-david-burtka-are-married-see-the-first-pic-from-their-wedding-in-italy

Doogie never quite got over his stint as an OBJYN....

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#14 22-01-2015 12:06pm
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This is one of these stock 'news' stories that surface every six months or so, next time it will be Albania, Chile the time after that.

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#15 22-01-2015 12:12pm
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There seems to be a spate of this, as we had a similar thread opened yesterday.

They're everywhere!!!!

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#16 22-01-2015 12:14pm
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I hope he got paid.

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#17 22-01-2015 12:40pm
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Seems like a clever (but criminal) idea to get your kicks, but as has been suggested, he will have seen sights like a nail bomb going off in a butchers fridge, probably ruined his prospects for life.

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#18 22-01-2015 12:40pm
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I find this hilarious.... how in the name of bejaysus did he get away with it for a month!!

Fair play to him - he def has balls!

Although I really don't think it would have been as appealing and desirable as he thought.....

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#19 22-01-2015 12:42pm
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Just trying to keep his hand in.

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#20 22-01-2015 1:01pm
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I'm no gynaecologist, but I know a c*nt when I see one.

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#21 22-01-2015 1:09pm
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I wonder if he had doner kebabs for his lunch?

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#22 22-01-2015 1:20pm
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A total ovary action

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#23 22-01-2015 1:25pm
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I sure fallopian doesn't get away with it.

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#24 22-01-2015 1:31pm
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http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=93932711#post93932711

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#25 22-01-2015 1:42pm
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cloud493 wrote: »

Not really. Thinks it'll be sexy time, till a bunch of 80 year old grannies show up :eek:

It's a film reference that went over your head. Keep your granny fantasies to yourself.

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Oh hai other thread o/

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#27 22-01-2015 2:00pm
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Threads merged

Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test

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Mods make me look stoopid.

Stoopid mods.

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kylith wrote: »

Thought he'd get to see loads of vaginas, actually got to see vaginas with herpes, fistulas, prolapses and all manner of horrid oozing diseases.

So it's probably safe to say he's now gay.

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I feel sorry for the poor women who were in hospital with god-knows-what medical issues, finding out they were being spied on by a kid in a white coat for kicks.

He's a little creep and I hope they throw the book at him to discourage any other little creeps who think it'll be fun to play peeping tom to a load of sick people.

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Candie wrote: »

I feel sorry for the poor women who were in hospital with god-knows-what medical issues, finding out they were being spied on by a kid in a white coat for kicks.

He's a little creep and I hope they throw the book at him to discourage any other little creeps who think it'll be fun to play peeping tom to a load of sick people.

The article does say that he had no patient contact until he was caught and he never had access to patient areas. Not sure how they can be sure of that mind you.

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