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  • 12-01-2015 10:29pm
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    The Peanut
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    I was at a pre-communion Mass with one of the kids over the weekend. Elderly priest was talking away and mentioned something about Corpus Christi and I distractedly mumbled Fat Christy without thinking.

    My young lad asked me what I said but I just fobbed him off; couldn't really say that a boards member who posts regularly on AH wandered into my subconscious.:eek:

    So AH, what has signaled to you that you've been spending too much time on boards?


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    Gummy Panda
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    The Peanut wrote: »
    I was at a pre-communion Mass with one of the kids over the weekend. Elderly priest was talking away and mentioned something about Corpus Christi and I distractedly mumbled Fat Christy without thinking.

    My young lad asked me what I said but I just fobbed him off; couldn't really say that a boards member who posts regularly on AH wandered into my subconscious.:eek:

    So AH, what has signaled to you that you've been spending too much time on boards?

    Don't smoke crack mate


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    #3
    toastedpickles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,607 ✭✭✭toastedpickles


    You know you've spent too much time on here when you joined only to look at funny pictures and now have over 7k posts and two car build threads :o

    I'm a disgrace :(


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    AboutaWeekAgo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 651 ✭✭✭AboutaWeekAgo


    My girlfriend mumbled Fat Christy last night when we were making love. I was worried that there might be a fat man called Christy getting with her behind my back but I guess she just spends too much time on boards as well :)


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    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
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    I can't see why any priest on the feast of the Baptism of Our Lord would use the term Corpus Christi.

    You're bluffing.


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    sammyjo90
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    AboutaWeekAgo wrote: »
    My girlfriend mumbled Fat Christy last night when we were making love. I was worried that there might be a fat man called Christy getting with her behind my back but I guess she just spends too much time on boards as well :)

    you should be worried, fat christy is a roide!


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    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    When blasting something with piss is the first port of call when trying to find a solution for any problem.


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    toastedpickles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,607 ✭✭✭toastedpickles


    smash wrote: »
    When blasting something with piss is the first port of call when trying to find a solution for any problem.

    Or kicking them in the face


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    The Peanut
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    Maya Round Plasma wrote: »
    I can't see why any priest on the feast of the Baptism of Our Lord would use the term Corpus Christi.

    You're bluffing.

    For the handing of the communion to the Eucharistic ministers, body of Christ in Latin is Corpus Christi. But, thank you.


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    smash
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    toastedpickles wrote: »
    Or kicking them in the face

    If all else fails, just shout "your ma".


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    The Moldy Gowl
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    When you start to automatically dismiss someone in an argument about something but then realise you shouldbt be a raging **** in real life.

    Getting trivially annoyed at things.


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    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
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    The Peanut wrote: »
    For the handing of the communion to the Eucharistic ministers, body of Christ in Latin is Corpus Christi. But, thank you.

    It's not used in the Latin form anymore. You're welcome!


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    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    When you look for the thanks button on WhatsApp chats or text messages.


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    #14
    Sheep Lover
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    When you refrain from telling a racist joke in public


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    anncoates
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    Shouldn't that be Corpulent Christi?


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    Stheno
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    toastedpickles wrote: »
    You know you've spent too much time on here when you joined only to look at funny pictures and now have over 7k posts and two car build threads :o

    I'm a disgrace :(

    Lightweight


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    The Peanut
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,169 ✭✭✭The Peanut


    anncoates wrote: »
    Shouldn't that be Corpulent Christi?

    Far too clever for AH.


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    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    AboutaWeekAgo wrote: »
    My girlfriend mumbled Fat Christy last night when we were making love. I was worried that there might be a fat man called Christy getting with her behind my back but I guess she just spends too much time on boards as well :)

    If he was behind your back in that scenario then him getting with her is the least of your worries.


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    Señor Fancy Pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,628 ✭✭✭Señor Fancy Pants


    Having a conversation with two other people, end up rolling your eyes at the bull**** and wishing I could scroll down to the good bit.


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    AboutaWeekAgo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 651 ✭✭✭AboutaWeekAgo


    Elyse Old Vow wrote: »
    If he was behind your back in that scenario then him getting with her is the least of your worries.

    Oh god, I thought it was just the dog that was doing that :eek:


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    NotCominBack
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    Fyi Fat Christy is a woman, and Corpus Christi is a summons


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    Ihatecuddles
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    When you see someone post and know more about them than some of your best friends.

    Oh there's X, he likes Mars bars, showers once a day unless he's been to the Gym(then it's twice) and is voting yes in favour of SSM.


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    Lucifer MorningStar
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    Did the Padre mention anything about me in the sermon ?


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    Pwindedd
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    Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »
    When you start to automatically dismiss someone in an argument about something but then realise you shouldbt be a raging **** in real life.

    Getting trivially annoyed at things.

    Oh my goodness, this is me. I'll automatically find a reason to "debate" pretty much any topic that comes along. Trying to be smart and different, when really I'm just being a massive tit.


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    strobe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭strobe


    Had a diachrome dream once where everything was in hideous, monotonous shades of blue and grey.


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    #26
    K4t
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,362 ✭✭✭K4t


    When you're getting physiotherapy for carpal tunnel and you miss your appointments because you're refreshing the Paris Charlie Hebdo thread for new posts.


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    #27
    Desolation Of Smug
    Closed Accounts Posts: 760 ✭✭✭Desolation Of Smug


    She isn't even fat, ffs. And she's single.........


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    #28
    TheBeardedLady
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    When any article I read related to paedophiles, Feminism, the dole, muslims, travellers, obesity, atheists, god....any fooking thing at all, in fact makes me think of After Hours.


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    #29
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    What the fcuk!!! There's too many people thinking about me and not enough people riding me.


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    #30
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    YOU PEOPLE ARE WEIRD! I DON'T KNOW YOU LOT, STOP FOLLOWING ME AROUND!

    Man I regret that gangbang on Saturday night. :(


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    #31
    Desolation Of Smug
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    Fat Christy wrote: »
    What the fcuk!!! There's too many people thinking about me and not enough people riding me.

    Yeah, good one. Way to be feckin subtle. I told you to act all feckin coy...


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