Do you 'grapefruit' your man? (NSFW?)

B.A._Baracus

So yeah... personally I find this the most funniest video of 2014.

So is anyone going to second-guess someone buying a grapefruit from now on? :pac:

paulmclaughlin

Sounds like whenever you put a running hose in a bucket of water.

Ken.

B.A. you are a bastard. Where am I going to get a grapefruit at 4.30 am to let the missus try this?.

Smidge

Sounds like Darth Vadar performing felatio.

PLL

Ah lads, possibly the most entertaining insomnia I've ever had.

deco nate

This video is so early 2014!
Her sucking noise is not a turn on, nor is the fruit.
Unless you are a Pervert.



* has a tommy tank....

Lucifer MorningStar

That video is sooo last year

Jester252

Somebody was watching Channel 4 last night

john the one

Ima try it by myself tomorrow

truedoom

wtf

Mister Vain

There's nothing even remotely sexy about that.

mad muffin

Watches video… gets turned off sex forever… :eek:

keithclancy

Watch the video with your eyes closed ..... its even worse.

Baggy Trousers

That BJ sound was frightening! She sounded like an alien.

Is citric acid at the top of your penis advisable?

Santa Cruz

B.A._Baracus wrote: »

So yeah... personally I find this the most funniest video of 2014.

So is anyone going to second-guess someone buying a grapefruit from now on? :pac:

Don't fancy that. I prefer when she teabags me

ElvisChrist6

Nearly broke my bollocks laughing when she started doing the sucking and the noises started! With a blindfold on, I'd be terrified she was a nutter and let a bleeding panther in at it.

About the grapefruit, I don't think I'd risk the citric acid getting in there.

good lord


lol

Grayson

Baggy Trousers wrote: »

That BJ sound was frightening! She sounded like an alien.

I can't stop laughing at it. It's ****ing horrible.

Saipanne

I'd let her do it...

Titzon Toast

I'd need a melon.
Just sayin'...

GalwayGuitar

Saw this before. The noise that beast makes stills haunts me.

Grayson

One of the comments says it's like Donald Duck being water-boarded.

Pumpkinseeds

We were in stitches watching that the other night, my husband laughed so hard he had tears running down his face. Most hillarious thing I've seen for ages.:D

Kelly06

Somebody should try this and report back to us with their findings ! Just sayin!

JaseBelleVie

The f*ck.

Note to self: never let a sassy sounding American woman near my dick.

jimbobaloobob

You learn something every day.

Sounded like a dyson with the long nose pipe on.

lanos

Titzon Toast wrote: »

I'd need a melon.
Just sayin'...

Kelly06 wrote: »

Somebody should try this and report back to us with their findings ! Just sayin!

is this a new trend (just saying)
is it, in fact, meaningless fluff ?

Cantremember

Protein and fresh fruit. What's not to like?

Calibos

Has this generation never watched Sesame Street??

That was the best Cookie Monster impression I've ever heard!

eisenberg1

I really must lead a sheltered life....how do people dream these things up?

Like just one day you happen to be gettin it on in the kitchen and you look over at the fruit bowl and say "Mmmm, Deirdre I wonder if I hollow out a grapefruit and shove over my knob, will that jazz things up a bit...whaddya think? and maybe work our way thru the bowl, or a turnip maybe...."

Ihatecuddles

My husband wants to try it

Cantremember

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

My husband wants to try it

That grapefruit won't peel itself

Sir Osis of Liver.

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

My husband wants to try it

Get the sound effects right.

smcgiff

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

My husband wants to try it

With his boyfriend?

Teyla Emmagan

This woman is fantastic.

BoJack Horseman

2:48 is the greatest thing I have ever seen on YouTube.

Its a work of art, incredible.
Needs speakers turned up though.

greasepalm

next trick is using this on your hot lover.while blindfolded off course.

Ihatecuddles

smcgiff wrote: »

With his boyfriend?

Not sure what that's supposed to mean or where the humour is there?

Ihatecuddles

Cantremember wrote: »

That grapefruit won't peel itself

I laughed out loud at that and can't tell the people around me what I'm laughing at

Bet Aldi has it in their Super 6 next week!

dmc17

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Not sure what that's supposed to mean or where the humour is there?

I think it may be in reference to the wording of the thread title and the wording of your post

Greenmachine

Wtf.

Gone Drinking

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Bet Aldi has it in their Super 6 next week!

Renamed "Aldi Super Sex" for one week only

cassid

watched this twice and still keep laughing out loud, when I hear her getting down to business

TheSheriff

Just spat out my morning coffee when the sound effects kicked in.

zetalambda

What a classy bird

McChubbin

That was classic! Crying with laughter over here!

B.A._Baracus

Jester252 wrote: »

Somebody was watching Channel 4 last night

Nah First got shown the video 3-4 weeks ago. But I find that crazy that a video came be months old then suddenly it goes viral.
You'd think if it was viral material it would go off from the get go.

Smidge

Smidge wrote: »

Sounds like Darth Vadar performing felatio.

I have never heard anything like this in my life - have I been missing out?

After making all that noise she then said something like "He aint gonna know what you are doing" and having heard that noise she was making - I could only think "Damn right he wont".

Baggy Trousers wrote: »

Is citric acid at the top of your penis advisable?

There is another sex educator who has a video response to this and her exact words - and I love her technical terms - was "If that citrus gets into your urethra it's gonna burn like the dickens".

It got even funnier when she then said "Although that woman in the video looks like she may have other skills she has to teach.... do not trust this one".

That video ends with "Please do not insert sugar into your vagina to make it taste better" too.

All of which strikes me a bit like the Instructions on the box of Tooth Picks that drives the guy mad in Hitchikers guide to the galaxy.

smash

"You gonna be losing weight while you sucking his dick!"

What a classic!

Major Lovechild

Gonna git me a watermelon!

Sir Osis of Liver.

Looks like Aldi purchasing dept. have been following AH.:D
https://www.aldi.ie/en/product-range/super-6/super-6-fruit-veg/super6-product-detail/ps/p/grapefruit-2/