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Sclosages · 27-12-2014 3:41pm #1

I need to put on a hair removal cream 2 minutes before using water. I also need to wash my hair and put on a hair mask for 7 minutes.
Why is this traumatising me?
Anyone have a step by step timeline for me?

Sclosages · 27-12-2014 3:42pm

Oh and I can't leave the hair removal cream on for more than 6 minutes.

HeidiHeidi · 27-12-2014 3:43pm

Do the two procedures entirely separately.

Far too much potential for trouble doing them both together!

castletownman · 27-12-2014 3:44pm

1.Hair removal cream
2.Water two minutes later
3.Wash hair
4.Put on mask for seven minutes.
5.????
6.Profit?

Skill Magill · 27-12-2014 3:44pm

Why are you washing your hair if you're removing it?

YellowFeather · 27-12-2014 3:45pm

Wash your hair. Put on hair mask. Five minutes after the hair mask, put on the hair removal cream. Two minutes later, shower it all off.

Why am I even answering this???

pmasterson95 · 27-12-2014 3:46pm

1. Obtain shears
2. Shave head

smcgiff · 27-12-2014 3:46pm

Skill Magill wrote: »

Why are you washing your hair if you're removing it?

Nostalgia ?

Sclosages · 27-12-2014 3:46pm

HeidiHeidi wrote: »

Do the two procedures entirely separately.

Far too much potential for trouble doing them both together!

How long am I going to end up in the bathroom? This is like a very annoying maths question.

So - I put on the hair removal cream. Get into shower 2 mins later. Wash hair. Apply hair mask. 4 mins after getting into shower, I remove hair removal cream. Then, .............. jaysus

The Backwards Man · 27-12-2014 3:47pm

I had hair once

Sclosages · 27-12-2014 3:48pm

YellowFeather wrote: »

Wash your hair. Put on hair mask. Five minutes after the hair mask, put on the hair removal cream. Two minutes later, shower it all off.

Why am I even answering this???

No - I have to wait 6 minutes before removing hair removal cream. I have to wait 2 minutes before water goes near me legs with hair removal cream on.

Sclosages · 27-12-2014 3:50pm

For the men here - I'm removing the hairs on my legs ya lugs and conditioning the hair on my head. Ya lugs.

pmasterson95 · 27-12-2014 3:51pm

Sclosages wrote: »

For the men here - I'm removing the hairs on my legs ya lugs and conditioning the hair on my head. Ya lugs.

Condition your leg hair
Remove the head hair

don't conform with society be your own woman.

YellowFeather · 27-12-2014 3:52pm

Sclosages wrote: »

No - I have to wait 6 minutes before removing hair removal cream. I have to wait 2 minutes before water goes near me legs with hair removal cream on.

What kind of hair removal cream are you using? Would the water (after the initial two minutes) not wash it off anyway?

Now I'm confused too.

catallus · 27-12-2014 3:52pm

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I had hair once

Tell us more, backwardsman.....

HeidiHeidi · 27-12-2014 3:53pm

Sclosages wrote: »

How long am I going to end up in the bathroom? This is like a very annoying maths question.

So - I put on the hair removal cream. Get into shower 2 mins later. Wash hair. Apply hair mask. 4 mins after getting into shower, I remove hair removal cream. Then, .............. jaysus

Do the legs thing. Set your timer, wash it all off.

Go and have a cuppa tea/stiff gin/walk.

Then go and condition your hair. Set your timer. Wash it off.

Simples.

Sclosages · 27-12-2014 3:53pm

YellowFeather wrote: »

What kind of hair removal cream are you using? Would the water (after the initial two minutes) not wash it off anyway?

Now I'm confused too.

It's the 'in shower' hair removal cream.
Perhaps they should introduce 'hair removal cream for the mentally challenged'.

The Backwards Man · 27-12-2014 3:54pm

catallus wrote: »

Tell us more, backwardsman.....

Later. I'm too busy watching Watership Down when I should be working.

YellowFeather · 27-12-2014 3:55pm

Anyway, wash hair, put on mask, 1 min later, put on hair remover, 6 mins later, shower off.

I'm supposed to be getting ready here myself! (But this thread intrigues me for some reason.)

PizzamanIRL · 27-12-2014 3:55pm

Sclosages wrote: »

I need to put on a hair removal cream 2 minutes before using water. I also need to wash my hair and put on a hair mask for 7 minutes.
Why is this traumatising me?
Anyone have a step by step timeline for me?

What you need to do is put on a hair removal cream 2 minutes before using water. You also need to wash your hair and put on a hair mask for 7 minutes.

YellowFeather · 27-12-2014 3:57pm

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Later. I'm too busy watching Watership Down when I should be working.

Terrible sad movie.

Sclosages · 27-12-2014 3:57pm

YellowFeather wrote: »

Anyway, wash hair, put on mask, 1 min later, put on hair remover, 6 mins later, shower off.

I'm supposed to be getting ready here myself! (But this thread intrigues me for some reason.)

I like your plan but it involves me standing like a gob****e in the cold for two minutes in the bathroom before leg hair remover thing allows me to enter water.

YellowFeather · 27-12-2014 4:01pm

Sclosages wrote: »

I like your plan but it involves me standing like a gob****e in the cold for two minutes in the bathroom before leg hair remover thing allows me to enter water.

Ahhhhh - you want the warmth of the shower over the time it will take to do this. Gotcha. You're gonna have to spend the first two minutes in the cold though anyway aren't ya? Just stand beside a radiator and hope nobody's looking through the window. Keep a particular eye out for that backwards fella.

The Backwards Man · 27-12-2014 4:01pm

YellowFeather wrote: »

Terrible sad movie.

I'm imagining all of the posters in this thread as rabbits.

Fr_Dougal · 27-12-2014 5:06pm

Sclosages wrote: »

I need to put on a hair removal cream 2 minutes before using water. I also need to wash my hair and put on a hair mask for 7 minutes.
Why is this traumatising me?
Anyone have a step by step timeline for me?

So you've gone from being homeless to all of this in a matter of weeks...impressive...

catallus · 27-12-2014 5:08pm

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I'm imagining all of the posters in this thread as rabbits.

As kinky as that is, you still have to tell us your hair-gone story.

The Backwards Man · 27-12-2014 5:15pm

catallus wrote: »

As kinky as that is, you still have to tell us your hair-gone story.

Not really a story my dear friend whose name makes no sense, more a timeline of my life. Come here and sit on my lap and I'll relate it to you, if you're that interested.