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turkey apocalypse

  • 27-12-2014 2:35pm
    #1
    Cantremember
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭


    the turkey farms must be deserted. Maybe a few shell shocked survivors gobbling incoherently in a corner of a huge empty shed. What happens now? Are the survivors executed? Are next years meals starting out on the road to perdition?


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  • #2
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    No wasteland there, next years turkeys are already plucking away oblivious to 12 months time when they face turkey paradise..


  • #3
    pmasterson95
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,074 ✭✭✭pmasterson95


    Thought SyFy had announced a new spin off tv show from Sharknado when I read title....


  • #4
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    You do know you can buy turkey throughout the year.


  • #5
    The Bould Rabbit
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 423 ✭✭The Bould Rabbit


    ^^^^^

    Nah - You're not foolin us with that ould mullarkey.

    Thats chicken you're thinking of.


  • #6
    Talib Fiasco
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,428 ✭✭✭Talib Fiasco


    I eat turkey almost every week...full of protein maaaaayne.


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  • #7
    PizzamanIRL
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    The Bould Rabbit wrote: »
    ^^^^^

    Nah - You're not foolin us with that ould mullarkey.

    Thats chicken you're thinking of.

    You can't buy chicken throughout the year. You're talking crap.


  • #8
    The Bould Rabbit
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 423 ✭✭The Bould Rabbit


    PizzamanIRL wrote: »
    You can't buy chicken throughout the year. You're talking crap.

    I know you can't. God Jesus everyone knows KFC is closed on Christmas Day.
    Like DUH.

    But it doesn't matter then cos everyone is eating turkeys.

    Get with it man.


  • #9
    Antar Bolaeisk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,091 ✭✭✭Antar Bolaeisk


    The Bould Rabbit wrote: »
    ^^^^^

    Nah - You're not foolin us with that ould mullarkey.

    Thats chicken you're thinking of.

    Hang on, are you saying that they've been putting chicken in our turkey meat?!


  • #10
    The Bould Rabbit
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 423 ✭✭The Bould Rabbit


    Antar Bolaeisk wrote: »
    Hang on, are you saying that they've been putting chicken in our turkey meat?!

    Well they're not putting it in chicken nuggets so who knows.


  • #11
    MadYaker
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    Any excuse to post this



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  • #12
    Cantremember
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭Cantremember


    MadYaker wrote: »
    Any excuse to post this


    Gobble Translate isn't working. Is he telling them to get stuffed?


  • #13
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Where do the baby turkeys come from if they're all dead.


  • #14
    The Bould Rabbit
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 423 ✭✭The Bould Rabbit


    Cantremember wrote: »
    Gobble Translate isn't working. Is he telling them to get stuffed?


    No he's wishing them a Happy Christmas and a peaceful New Year.

    But as we can see, the cruel bastard pisses himself laughing at the new year bit. The heartless git.



    Although if the truth be known, I'd do the same thing.


  • #15
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Cantremember wrote: »
    Gobble Translate isn't working.



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