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'I would' sayings..

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  • 26-12-2014 2:35am
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    TheOtherBloke
    Registered Users Posts: 232 ✭✭


    Just heard someone say this... "I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to **** in her shadow" we found it funny.. and just for a laugh share similar expressions with us :)..

    And I know its original but we wanna see more.. and where better place to ask thanAH


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    fleet_admiral
    Registered Users Posts: 3,747 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    I would crawl through a river of crap just to hear her fart down a walkie talkie


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    Mickey H
    Registered Users Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    I would in me hole. :D


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    braddun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,221 ✭✭✭braddun


    http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=137367603


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    #5
    Tell me how
    Registered Users Posts: 21,517 ✭✭✭✭Tell me how


    I would yeeeaaaahh

    Meaning no fcukin way would I ever do that.


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    MadYaker
    Registered Users Posts: 12,149 ✭✭✭✭MadYaker


    Ah heyor, not this thread again.


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    Ihatecuddles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    I'd crawl through broken glass just to sniff the exhaust on the car that brought her knickers to the laundrette.


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    TheOtherBloke
    Registered Users Posts: 232 ✭✭TheOtherBloke


    MadYaker wrote: »
    Ah heyor, not this thread again.

    Lighten up.. were laughin already :)


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    lertsnim
    Registered Users Posts: 9,718 ✭✭✭lertsnim


    I'd crawl through a mile of broken glass to suck a fart from her arse.


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    Birneybau
    Registered Users Posts: 10,227 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    Suck her sh!te white.

    *shudder.


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    smcgiff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    Jimmy Carr talking about Rachel Reilly...

    I'd crawl a mile over broken glass to suck the cock of the last man to fcuk her.


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    punisher5112
    Registered Users Posts: 24,647 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Yourer ma or sister.

    Have I got the right thread....?


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    LaVail
    Registered Users Posts: 1,619 ✭✭✭LaVail


    punisher5112 wrote: »
    Yourer ma or sister.

    Have I got the right thread....?

    close enough


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    PhilBill
    Registered Users Posts: 105 ✭✭PhilBill


    I'd travel back in time just to ride her into battle. (Because she's a manky looking yoke that would scare of the Germans).


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    #15
    uch
    Registered Users Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭uch


    I Like Cake !

    Because I would like Cake doesn't sound right

    21/25



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    D_turbo
    Registered Users Posts: 506 ✭✭✭D_turbo


    Id sniff a mile of her **** just to see where it came from


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    PhilBill
    Registered Users Posts: 105 ✭✭PhilBill


    D_turbo wrote: »
    Id sniff a mile of her **** just to see where it came from

    Any man that would do this should of have been given a vasectomy at birth.


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    D_turbo
    Registered Users Posts: 506 ✭✭✭D_turbo


    PhilBill wrote: »
    Any man that would do this should of have been given a vasectomy at birth.

    Its a saying iv heard...Not something i practice tho


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    PhilBill
    Registered Users Posts: 105 ✭✭PhilBill


    D_turbo wrote: »
    Its a saying iv heard...Not something i practice tho

    If a child cry's at birth they should warrant a vasectomy.. Just my opinion.


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