Life is like a box of chocolates

wendell borton

...you never know what your going to get.

Sh1tbag OToole

Sometimes you pick one up thats millimeter-thin chocolate on the outside and sh1t all the way to the centre

Amirani

They normally have instructional leaflets telling you exactly which one you're going to get.

kneemos

You do if they're Quality Street,they're all overly sweet and taste the same.

Macavity.

Life is like a chocolate bar - you never know what the oul' wan' is gonna get ya.

RikkFlair

I know what I'm gonna get....the chocolates that are left that nobody wants after all the nice nutty and caramel ones have been devoured.

Every goddamn year.:mad:

bodice ripper

It gets regifted?

PizzamanIRL

I don't recall being handed a little piece of paper with details of events that will happen in my life, whereas in a box of chocolates you know exactly what you get unless some little bollox of an employee put the wrong wrappers on the chocolates just to mess with your head and you end up eating a turkish delight chocolate that you weren't meant to eat because you're allergic to them but you didn't know you were allergic to them because mammy and daddy never brought you to the doctors when you were a kid to check what you were allergic to.

anncoates

Surely one just consults the helpful guide on the inside of the lid to ascertain exactly which chocolate type one is "going to get"?

And yet I always get coffee. Even when all odds should be against this. And every fibre of my being hates every thing - taste - and smell - related to coffee.

It simply is not fair

DEFTLEFTHAND

Well said son.

AndonHandon

*you're

The Backwards Man

I got brandy chocolates, I'm sucking the brandy out and spitting them in the fire.

Birneybau

Well, a box of Maltesers is full of Maltesers...