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  • 24-12-2014 7:07pm
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,879 ✭✭✭


    So I picked up a stocking filler gift - a Celebrity cook book.
    Its a nice book with some really nice looking recipes inside.
    Will be giving it to my Mum tomorrow.
    The problem is that, as I was wrapping it, I noticed the name/title.
    It is called 'How to be a better Cook'


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭genericguy


    ArtyM wrote: »
    So I picked up a stocking filler gift - a Celebrity cook book.
    Its a nice book with some really nice looking recipes inside.
    Will be giving it to my Mum tomorrow.
    The problem is that, as I was wrapping it, I noticed the name/title.
    It is called 'How to be a better Cook'

    Ok


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,006 ✭✭✭MistyCheese


    May the odds be ever in your favour.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    I'd give her the book after you eat the dinner.
    Ya know, just to be on the safe side :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,087 ✭✭✭Duiske


    If I was you I'd put off handing out the gifts until after the dinner.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,087 ✭✭✭Duiske


    Smidge wrote: »
    I'd give her the book after you eat the dinner.
    Ya know, just to be on the safe side :p
    Duiske wrote: »
    If I was you I'd put off handing out the gifts until after the dinner.

    Great minds, or hungry bastards ?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,288 ✭✭✭Virtanen


    Play it off as a joke


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,063 ✭✭✭✭tayto lover


    Easy.
    A black marker and after " How to be a better cook" write - like mammy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,083 ✭✭✭Iranoutofideas


    Only one thing to do OP.







    Burn the goddamn house down


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭ardle1


    Just cover over 'Better'....
    Eh, awh no that would make it even worse than it already is.... If that's possible:o


    Only joking, Happy Christmas.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,330 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    Claim you're dyslexic and read it as a 'batter' cook and thought she'd like some onion rings and such like.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    Duiske wrote: »
    Great minds, or hungry bastards ?

    Nah, just acutely aware of the "scorned mammy" :D

    They take the gold every time in the Olympics in grudge holding


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,383 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    ArtyM wrote: »
    So I picked up a stocking filler gift - a Celebrity cook book.
    Its a nice book with some really nice looking recipes inside.
    Will be giving it to my Mum tomorrow.
    The problem is that, as I was wrapping it, I noticed the name/title.
    It is called 'How to be a better Cook'

    As long as it's 'How to be a better cook than...Susan Boyle' or whatever.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,281 ✭✭✭Gmol


    Better than the second book in the series ' how to be a fatter cook like Mammy'


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    Birneybau wrote: »
    As long as it's 'How to be a better cook than...Susan Boyle' or whatever.

    This could go down the line of Kang and Kodos "Cooking for Humans" :D


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