Too much excercise damages the planet, time to wise up.

Jimmy Garlic

I was cycling down to the shops this evening when I realised that I could be harming the enviroment. Every pump of those pedals made me breathe heavier, harder, and deeper. The heavier I breath the more CO2 I am expelling into the atmosphere. I can't live with the burden of this guilt. I really need to slow down to a point where I can take shallower breaths.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Jimmy Garlic wrote: »

I was cycling down to the shops this evening when I realised that I could be harming the enviroment. Every pump of those pedals made me breathe heavier, harder, and deeper. The heavier I breath the more CO2 I am expelling into the atmosphere. I can't live with the burden of this guilt. I really need to slow down to a point where I can take shallower breaths.

How have you managed to survive withotu breathing in oxygen?

somuj

Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »

How have you managed to survive withotu breathing in oxygen?

Should have paid attention in school

The_Valeyard

somuj wrote: »

Should have paid attention in school

Do go on and explain.

Canis Lupus

The more you exercise the more food you consume and waste you expel. It's a planetary disaster.

spongebob89

Sounds like another scientific bull**** fact you would read in the Herald op

Annasopra

Jimmy Garlic wrote: »

I was cycling down to the shops this evening when I realised that I could be harming the enviroment. Every pump of those pedals made me breathe heavier, harder, and deeper. The heavier I breath the more CO2 I am expelling into the atmosphere. I can't live with the burden of this guilt. I really need to slow down to a point where I can take shallower breaths.

So just walk to the shops and turn off your computer then and turn off all the electricity in your house permanently. You could even get Brendan O Connor to ask the entire nation to do the same and we could all switch off the TV when he comes on.

somuj

The_Valeyard wrote: »

Do go on and explain.

One breaths in oxygen and expels CO2.

kneemos

Jimmy Garlic wrote: »

I was cycling down to the shops this evening when I realised that I could be harming the enviroment. Every pump of those pedals made me breathe heavier, harder, and deeper. The heavier I breath the more CO2 I am expelling into the atmosphere. I can't live with the burden of this guilt. I really need to slow down to a point where I can take shallower breaths.

Should have driven.

Banjo String

OP must never far. Eh?

Jimmy Garlic wrote:

Every pump of those pedals made me breathe heavier, harder, and deeper. The heavier I breath the more CO2 I am expelling into the atmosphere

SEPT 23 1989

A gentleman will walk but never run

Ruu

Hold your breath the next time, save some for us.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

somuj wrote: »

One breaths in oxygen and expels CO2.

My point was that, in order to not expel CO2 he;s have to stop breathing in oxygen. Wasn;t clearly thought out, I know - as you said, probably should have paid attention in that, learny uniromy building I went to!

mad muffin

You're doing it wrong. You need to wear a mask… with a pipe… attached to your rectum

The_Valeyard

somuj wrote: »

One breaths in oxygen and expels CO2.

Indeed, as she had stated about breathing in oxygen. You knew what she meant to say...

Tail Docker

That's the reason I don't do any. Honest. Save the world. We only have the one.

Jesus I've been a bloody tree hugging hippy this past week so

The_Valeyard

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

A gentleman will walk but never run

We shall test this scenario out during a volcanic eruption/ herd of cattle coming towards you/ zombie pandemic/ etc

the groutch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70rm31ClOiE

Capt'n Midnight

bring a bucket of water with you.

if you breath out underwater then the cabon dioxide will dissolve in the water and not go into the atmosphere

problem solved.

kowloon

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

bring a bucket of water with you.

if you breath out underwater then the cabon dioxide will dissolve in the water and not go into the atmosphere

problem solved.

Fizzy water, win-win for everyone.

Jimmy Garlic

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

bring a bucket of water with you.

if you breath out underwater then the cabon dioxide will dissolve in the water and not go into the atmosphere

problem solved.

Would this work if I put a five liter bottle of water into a backpack and attached a length of garden hose to exhale into?

uch

I must be a tree hugger so, cause the last time I excersised was goin to the fridge

KomradeBishop

Next up, set light to your farts to stop global warming from methane.