wife having affair with fictional character!

bogwalrus

I know it sounds a bit mad but my missus has been completely turned off me since the arrival of some lad from a book called outlander.

She watches the show now. What utter tripe it is.

Now I am noticing her Twitter obsession with him.

Fecking internet and gorgeous fictional characters ruining my relationship. Anyone else feeling my pain?

Timberrrrrrrr

bogwalrus wrote: »

I know it sounds a bit mad but my missus has been completely turned off me since the arrival of some lad from a book called outlander.

She watches the show now. What utter tripe it is.

Now I am noticing her Twitter obsession with him.

Fecking internet and gorgeous fictional characters ruining my relationship. Anyone else feeling my pain?

Start reading NUTS magazine in front of her to get revenge.

Spencer Winterbotham

Start openly viewing hard core asian filth on your laptop in the front room while tearing the bollocks off yourself and shouting at the top of your voice.. "I am the Man, I'm number One, fcuk yea"....

NSAman

Time to dress up and start acting my son!!!..;)

kylith

I can't say I blame her. That bloke from Outlander is almost unnaturally gorgeous.

I recommend buying a kilt and asking her if she'd like to toss your caber.

Tokyo

Wait till she gets a read of "50 Shades of Grey"....

biko

This is your chance at role play in the bed chambers.

Sheep Lover

Take pictures of your lad in various degrees of erectile state and tape to the pages of the book, she'll take the hint.

bogwalrus

All good ideas. No way I'm wearing a kilt though. Sure in her mind she will just pretend she is riding yer man from the show. I'll just be used!!!!!!

I might grow a beard and seen if that does anything for her.

The reality is I can't compete with this chap.

I wonder if he happened to turn up on my door on a big white horse and tell my wife he would like to take her away would that be the end of my marriage. I actually think yes. Which is depressing.

Paulzx

She obviously wants you to role play so set the scene for her.

Turn off all the heating so the place is freezing.
Don't wash for a month and ensure your crotch stinks.
Put a chamber pot in your bedroom and **** and piss in front of her to your hearts content.
Call her a wench and treat her like dirt.


It'll be eating the leg off her

bogwalrus

Paulzx wrote: »

She obviously wants you to role play so set the scene for her.

Turn off all the heating so the place is freezing.
Don't wash for a month and ensure your crotch stinks.
Put a chamber pot in your bedroom and **** and piss in front of her to your hearts content.
Call her a wench and treat her like dirt.


It'll be eating the leg off her

ah now come on that's fairly extreme. I really think I should just throw the towel in and be grateful for any bit of sex she is willing to give me. Even if it is just pity sex!

Philo Beddoe

bogwalrus wrote: »

I know it sounds a bit mad but my missus has been completely turned off me since the arrival of some lad from a book called outlander.

She watches the show now. What utter tripe it is.

Now I am noticing her Twitter obsession with him.

Fecking internet and gorgeous fictional characters ruining my relationship. Anyone else feeling my pain?

Which character?

bogwalrus

Philo Beddoe wrote: »

Which character?

His name is Jamie I think. I know yer one got married to him in the last episode that my wife has watched twice now.

I am starting to think that these fantasy relationships my wife is exposed to is giving an unrealistic standard that can never be achieved in a real relationship.

bogwalrus

bogwalrus wrote: »

His name is Jamie I think. I know yer one got married to him in the last episode that my wife has watched twice now.

Maybe she likes both of them

Pumpkinseeds

Sounds like you need to take her mind off him and remind her of what she saw in you. A bit of romance is called for OP.

bogwalrus

Deleted User wrote: »

Maybe she likes both of them

Funnily enough, two weekends ago me and my wife were out drinking with my best mate, his girlfriend and a girl they were both friends with that I had met a few times. The drinks were flying and we were all well drunk.

It was very obvious the two girl were getting very close and rauncy on the dance floor (not my wife) and my buddy turns to me and says "i'm having a three way tonight".

Supposedly it was all arranged with him and his missus as a birthday present for her:eek:

My jaw dropped tbh.

BBJBIG

Jayzus ... it must get Hard watchin her get d roide off d'Invisible Man ...

bogwalrus

bogwalrus wrote: »

Funnily enough, two weekends ago me and my wife were out drinking with my best mate, his girlfriend and a girl they were both friends with that I had met a few times. The drinks were flying and we were all well drunk.

It was very obvious the two girl were getting very close and rauncy on the dance floor (not my wife) and my buddy turns to me and says "i'm having a three way tonight".

Supposedly it was all arranged with him and his missus as a birthday present for her:eek:

My jaw dropped tbh.

Disgraceful carry on

Cantremember

Is it Gzus?

Cee-Jay-Cee

Tell her to cop herself on that she wouldn't have a hope with him as he only goes for fictitious tv characters like Elsa out of Frozen or Cinderella.

AndonHandon

You need to become a bit more authoritative in the relationship OP, you are the man after all.

Bipolar Joe

You should punch her in the face.

lazybones32

Start an affair with your own imaginary friend...she'll nag you less and you won't have to hear about her day.

Dyr

biko wrote: »

This is your chance at role play in the bed chambers.

As a scotsman?

"gee dat up yer growler ya dirty wee cow"

One eyed Jack

bogwalrus wrote: »

His name is Jamie I think. I know yer one got married to him in the last episode that my wife has watched twice now.

I am starting to think that these fantasy relationships my wife is exposed to is giving an unrealistic standard that can never be achieved in a real relationship.

Had a quick google for this chap... I'm with your wife on this one OP -





Gabriel Macht is only bringing up the rear compared to that fine specimen of a man! :eek:






Never thought I'd hear myself say that, sorry Gabriel, I've moved on :pac:

iguana

mike_ie wrote: »

Wait till she gets a read of "50 Shades of Grey"....

I've only read the Red Lemonade 50 Shades recap but I think of the two books Outlander is probably the spankier.:eek:

liz lemoncello

bogwalrus wrote: »

I know it sounds a bit mad but my missus has been completely turned off me since the arrival of some lad from a book called outlander.

She watches the show now. What utter tripe it is.

Now I am noticing her Twitter obsession with him.

Fecking internet and gorgeous fictional characters ruining my relationship. Anyone else feeling my pain?

Did you watch it with her? The heroine, Claire, is pretty hot too. There's something for everyone in Outlander.

Teyla Emmagan

A woman in the UK left her husband recently for a fictional character (that she'd invented herself).

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2845505/My-husband-no-match-fantasy-hunk-erotic-novels-ve-ditched-says-bestselling-writer-steamy-fiction.html

Possibly not what you want to hear OP. On the other hand though the source is the DM, so it could all be complete horsesh*t.

cassid

He is a bit yummy alright, am with your wife on this one.

The character he plays is a mixture of brave, manly, and just the right amount of sensitivity and tenderness. But at the end of the day it's justs a character.

Why don't you ask her what she likes about him, it might not just be his body, it could be a number of aspects, why can't you become her knight in shining armour ?

Gmol

Real character fictional wife?

bogwalrus

cassid wrote: »

He is a bit yummy alright, am with your wife on this one.

The character he plays is a mixture of brave, manly, and just the right amount of sensitivity and tenderness. But at the end of the day it's justs a character.

Why don't you ask her what she likes about him, it might not just be his body, it could be a number of aspects, why can't you become her knight in shining armour ?

That's the thing. I think it is all the qualities you mention above. All I have to do really is dig up some dirt on the guy so she turns off him.

Now that I remember she did used to fancy Tom Hardy but a friend of hers that worked with him on a film said he was the biggest dick head and treated women like trash.

cassid

just to warn you bogwalrus, the programme has just started up again, get your kilt ready and your best scottish accent

December2012

Watch it with her and then take advantage of her "good mood" immediately after.

Desolation Of Smug

bogwalrus wrote: »

I know it sounds a bit mad but my missus has been completely turned off me since the arrival of some lad from a book called outlander.

She watches the show now. What utter tripe it is.

Now I am noticing her Twitter obsession with him.

Fecking internet and gorgeous fictional characters ruining my relationship. Anyone else feeling my pain?

My Missus loves Yossi Dinah. Get over it. Women are fickle.

4zn76tysfajdxp

No accounting for taste.

syklops

My missus likes Tex out of the Last Sheep.

LadyAthame

Gmol wrote: »

Real character fictional wife?

I was going to say.;)

nibtrix

cassid wrote: »

just to warn you bogwalrus, the programme has just started up again, get your kilt ready and your best scottish accent

And your belt :eek::eek::eek:

Existentialist

It happens more than you might think