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The pettiest row you've ever had

  • 17-12-2014 10:41AM
    #1
    Robsweezie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,434 ✭✭✭


    whats the most petty and trivial thing you've ever fought over??? had an bit of a tiff with a friend of mine the other night when I supposedly 'burnt' his dinner by setting the oven temp. ''too high'' to make way for my food to cook on the top shelf, with his at the bottom already halfway cooked. afterwards he came and said it was alright and it wasn't burnt after all, but he was hysterical over it when he thought it was.


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  • #2
    wuzziwig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 516 ✭✭✭wuzziwig


    Oh some memorable ones with my no good, drunkard ex, started over the positioning of a Christmas tree and the mopping of the bathroom floor. Apparently they are pretty inflammatory situations. Beware if you haven't your tree up already. A sh1tstorm could ensue.


  • #3
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Daddy or chips... My dad wasn't happy at all.


  • #4
    Zombienosh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,911 ✭✭✭Zombienosh


    I genuinely thought that said Prettiest row you've ever had.


  • #5
    Chips Lovell
    Moderators, Politics Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 24,269 Mod ✭✭✭✭Chips Lovell


    Most of mine have been on here.


  • #6
    Paco Rodriguez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 698 ✭✭✭Paco Rodriguez


    wuzziwig wrote: »
    Oh some memorable ones with my no good, drunkard ex, started over the positioning of a Christmas tree and the mopping of the bathroom floor. Apparently they are pretty inflammatory situations. Beware if you haven't your tree up already. A sh1tstorm could ensue.

    Thought you were building up to he used the tree to mop the bathroom floor.


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  • #7
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Not my row, but I seen one escalate to a man stabbing another with a grape, over wet side out or wet side in when footing turf.


  • #8
    wuzziwig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 516 ✭✭✭wuzziwig


    Paco Rodriguez wrote: »
    Thought you were building up to he used the tree to mop the bathroom floor.

    Sorry to disappoint. Though the Christmas tree one ended up with him bursting into the bedroom at 2am in the morning waving a stanley knife around the place if that juices it up a bit for you? :cool:


  • #9
    Stone Deaf 4evr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,000 ✭✭✭Stone Deaf 4evr


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Not my row, but I seen one escalate to a man stabbing another with a grape, over wet side out or wet side in when footing turf.

    was it a fruitless endeavour?


  • #10
    DeadHand
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,803 ✭✭✭DeadHand


    An ex once once started a row with me for being mean to her in a dream she had.


  • #11
    Xios
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,073 ✭✭✭Xios


    Stone Deaf 4evr wrote: »
    was it a fruitless endeavour?

    Over time, their anger just kept on Raisin.


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  • #12
    DeadHand
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,803 ✭✭✭DeadHand


    Xios wrote: »
    Over time, their anger just kept on Raisin.

    The grapes of wrath.


  • #13
    Stone Deaf 4evr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,000 ✭✭✭Stone Deaf 4evr


    maybe they should go on a date?


  • #14
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    A turf grape is different from a fruit grape. A lot more bite in it. :)


  • #15
    john the one
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,750 ✭✭✭john the one


    I was once woken up from a sleep to be called a bollox by the oh at the time. She was out drinking and thought I was a bollox obviously


  • #16
    jonnyfingers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,333 ✭✭✭jonnyfingers


    My wife and I always have this row. The context changes but the crux of the argument remains.

    Wife: We need to go somewhere next Friday
    Me: You mean Saturday
    Wife: That's what I said.
    Me: No you said Friday
    Wife: No I didn't
    Me: Yes you did.
    Wife: I know what I said
    Me: Well I know what i heard

    Repeat ad infinitum.


  • #17
    TheOtherBloke
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 232 ✭✭TheOtherBloke


    I once had a row with my ex because She moved to my town.. and another ex of mine used to walk passed her house daily with the pram because the local supermarket was up that road. And every time she passed my ex used to go nuts telling me to go back with her. Often Left me speachless.


  • #18
    dinorebel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,309 ✭✭✭dinorebel


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Not my row, but I seen one escalate to a man stabbing another with a grape, over wet side out or wet side in when footing turf.
    Stone Deaf 4evr wrote: »
    was it a fruitless endeavour?
    Xios wrote: »
    Over time, their anger just kept on Raisin.
    DeadHand wrote: »
    The grapes of wrath.
    A sultana and battery?


  • #19
    ectoraige
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,105 ✭✭✭ectoraige


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Not my row, but I seen one escalate to a man stabbing another with a grape, over wet side out or wet side in when footing turf.

    Did he let out a little whine?


  • #20
    Bummer1234
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,873 ✭✭✭Bummer1234


    Having a row about getting a proper mob in the house..

    She got this...

    Not a mop

    Im going to get this

    A proper mop!

    What you think folks?


  • #21
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    I think the pettiest one - though I did not even know I was _in_ a row until the other party took a swing at me (and missed) and then stormed out of the pub - was while trying to explain to someone how the "monte hall" three door mathematical problem works and why their impression that the final choice is 50:50 was wrong.

    Seems - thankfully it was not just me therefore - that no one else in the group thought it was a row either - till the other guy freaked out and stormed off. But as petty rows go - that was about as petty as it gets.


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  • #22
    kylith
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,739 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    I once had an argument about whether or not the written Vulcan language is illogical.


  • #23
    Oops69
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Oops69


    Bummer1234 wrote: »
    Having a row about getting a proper mob in the house..

    She got this...

    Not a mop

    Im going to get this

    A proper mop!

    What you think folks?

    Neither of them is a proper mob !


  • #24
    cletus van damme
    Closed Accounts Posts: 960 ✭✭✭cletus van damme


    I owed a mate a tenner and he rang me saying he was skint and hadn't been paid .
    So i was getting on bus but went back to his to give it too him
    only had 20e and he said he'd drop the other 10e back to me next day,.

    he was hung over , stayed in bed and I didn't see.

    i was enraged and abused him via text - we didn't speak for 6 months.

    kinda petty but he annoyed me.

    I did end up his best man years later though


  • #25
    Stone Deaf 4evr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,000 ✭✭✭Stone Deaf 4evr


    Bummer1234 wrote: »
    Having a row about getting a proper mob in the house..

    She got this...

    Not a mop

    Im going to get this

    A proper mop!

    What you think folks?

    A mob
    http://www.mobstersball.com/mobsters_header_center.gif


  • #26
    The Strawman Argument
    Closed Accounts Posts: 477 ✭✭The Strawman Argument


    My parents once had one that got pretty bad, stretched from Christmas Eve into the New Year and may have featured a broken nose*, because my dad bought the wrong flavour of ice cream.

    *can't remember if that was from this argument or the one when Glenroe's volume was too high


  • #27
    castletownman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,976 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    "NO RONALDO IS BETTER THAN MESSI YOU JERK"

    "ALRIGHT. LET'S TAKE THIS OUTSIDE".

    Every week in the soccer forum


  • #28
    Mesrine65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,950 ✭✭✭Mesrine65


    Every fookn year with my OH who is an OTT Christmas freak & me who is the personification of The Grinch in that I FOOKN HATE XMAS...get over it FFS :rolleyes: :mad:


  • #29
    Conall Cernach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,968 ✭✭✭Conall Cernach


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Not my row, but I seen one escalate to a man stabbing another with a grape, over wet side out or wet side in when footing turf.
    I stabbed my cousin with a grape once when he wanted to watch me plant a flower and add his own commentary on how it should be done. The hoor had been following me around all day and I just flipped. I didn't pierce the skin though as I pulled it back at the last second when I copped what I was about to do.


  • #30
    Philo Beddoe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 560 ✭✭✭Philo Beddoe


    dinorebel wrote: »
    A sultana and battery?

    If we keep going at our currant rate we'll soon run out of grape-related puns.

    And then we'll be in a bit of a jam.


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  • #31
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.


  • #32
    HalloweenJack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,373 ✭✭✭HalloweenJack


    Once had a blazing row with my tyrant of a stepdad because I was going to wait until after watching the football to wash the dishes.

    It's not as if there were a lot of them or that we were even short on clean dishes. He just couldn't take that I wouldn't do exactly as he demanded.


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