Men.... /:

Kesly

So.. I need advice on men. The first thing that pops into my head is "POST ON BOARDS!!" Because I am sure all the lovely people in the after hours forum will be ever so kind as to give me some completely unsarcastic, helpful advice...:pac:
but seriously....

1. Do you guys ACTUALLY have feelings?
2. Why can you make a guy do anything you want by simply calling him a girl if he doesnt?
3. WHAT THE HELL DO GUYS WANT FOR CHRISTMAS????????
4. If they are supposed to be so freaking bad at mutitasking then how come I have seen them watch nine different sports games at once and know who is winning at all times?
5. WTF is guy code?
6. What is soooooo hard about asking for directions?
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY:
why does you guy's bathroom always smell so terrible?

shanec1928

Cool...

Tokyo

Have a lover's tiff, did we?

Canis Lupus

Story

Links234

Also, why is every man literally the same, with all the same likes and dislikes, interests and feelings?

Kesly

:rolleyes:

shanec1928 wrote: »

Cool...

hairyprincess

Excellent thread. All men are exactly the same. Every answer you will get will relate to all men.

I see nothing at all possibly going wrong with this thread. Not a thing.

Now where did I leave that popcorn....

Venus In Furs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rihu8_nbhw8

Jawgap

Kesly wrote: »

So.. I need advice on men. The first thing that pops into my head is "POST ON BOARDS!!" Because I am sure all the lovely people in the after hours forum will be ever so kind as to give me some completely unsarcastic, helpful advice...:pac:
but seriously....

1. Do you guys ACTUALLY have feelings?
2. Why can you make a guy do anything you want by simply calling him a girl if he doesnt?
3. WHAT THE HELL DO GUYS WANT FOR CHRISTMAS????????
4. If they are supposed to be so freaking bad at mutitasking then how come I have seen them watch nine different sports games at once and know who is winning at all times?
5. WTF is guy code?
6. What is soooooo hard about asking for directions?
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY:
why does you guy's bathroom always smell so terrible?

1 yes, - hunger, thirst and horniness
2 because we fear becoming that which we can never understand
3 see 1 - food, beer/wine, sex
4 damn, the secret is out
5 we could tell you, but then you have to become a guy
6 we're never lost - we always know where we are, just not precisely
7 bathrooms smell?

Kesly

hairyprincess wrote: »

Excellent thread. All men are exactly the same. Every answer you will get will relate to all men.

I see nothing at all possibly going wrong with this thread. Not a thing.

Now where did I leave that popcorn....

lol!!

DarkJager

Kesly wrote: »

So.. I need advice on men. The first thing that pops into my head is "POST ON BOARDS!!" Because I am sure all the lovely people in the after hours forum will be ever so kind as to give me some completely unsarcastic, helpful advice...:pac:
but seriously....

1. Do you guys ACTUALLY have feelings?
2. Why can you make a guy do anything you want by simply calling him a girl if he doesnt?
3. WHAT THE HELL DO GUYS WANT FOR CHRISTMAS????????
4. If they are supposed to be so freaking bad at mutitasking then how come I have seen them watch nine different sports games at once and know who is winning at all times?
5. WTF is guy code?
6. What is soooooo hard about asking for directions?
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY:
why does you guy's bathroom always smell so terrible?

1. Yes
2. You can't
3. Depends on the guy
4. Our inability to multitask is a female myth
5. Bros before hoes
6. We don't need them
7. Have you been in a female nightclub toilet at 2:30am? It's like a portal to the depths of hell

lertsnim

Kesly wrote: »

So.. I need advice on men. The first thing that pops into my head is "POST ON BOARDS!!" Because I am sure all the lovely people in the after hours forum will be ever so kind as to give me some completely unsarcastic, helpful advice...:pac:
but seriously....

1. Do you guys ACTUALLY have feelings?
2. Why can you make a guy do anything you want by simply calling him a girl if he doesnt?
3. WHAT THE HELL DO GUYS WANT FOR CHRISTMAS????????
4. If they are supposed to be so freaking bad at mutitasking then how come I have seen them watch nine different sports games at once and know who is winning at all times?
5. WTF is guy code?
6. What is soooooo hard about asking for directions?
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY:
why does you guy's bathroom always smell so terrible?

That reads like an email from 15 years ago.

AnonoBoy

I'll field these ones lads.

Stand back....

Kesly wrote: »

1. Do you guys ACTUALLY have feelings?

No. They have a gelatinous mass vaguely jamlike in texture.

2. Why can you make a guy do anything you want by simply calling him a girl if he doesnt?

You can't. Only the dopes you hang around with.

3. WHAT THE HELL DO GUYS WANT FOR CHRISTMAS????????

A working caps lock button.

4. If they are supposed to be so freaking bad at mutitasking then how come I have seen them watch nine different sports games at once and know who is winning at all times?

5. WTF is guy code?

It's like Morse Code but more urine based.

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY:
why does you guy's bathroom always smell so terrible?

Because that's where they sh*t.

smcgiff

Kesly wrote: »

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY:
why does you guy's bathroom always smell so terrible?

Because they haven't got a girlfriend yet :pac:

jimgoose

Is there boobs in this thread??

male automaton hivemind

nanooo nanooo

Venus In Furs

Stop reading <insert shyte women's magazine here>.

Sauve

This won't end well.
At all.