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How do you get rid of people that annoy you?

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  • 14-12-2014 2:25am
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    Littlekittylou
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,357 ✭✭✭


    http://www.wikihow.com/Get-Rid-of-Annoying-People

    They are kind of mean. But I think they would work.

    Or you can do the Jenna Marbles face. :D

    So any annoying relatives that work on your last nerve?

    What do you do?

    Or do you just avoid and blank??


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    Tail Docker
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    I blast them with pistachios. It does their nut in.


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    Littlekittylou
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,357 ✭✭✭Littlekittylou


    Tail Docker wrote: »
    I blast them with pistachios. It does their nut in.
    If the nuts don't that joke would.:rolleyes:


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    Sir Osis of Liver.
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    Act the nut.


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    #5
    Littlekittylou
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    Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »
    Act the nut.
    All these nuts!:P


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    barney 20v
    Registered Users Posts: 980 ✭✭✭barney 20v


    I tell them to Fack off- life is too short to entertain idiots .
    Works great for me.


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    Tail Docker
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    Littlekittylou wrote: »
    All these nuts!:P

    Ok, blast em with pea-nuts so, If you prefer.


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    Littlekittylou
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,357 ✭✭✭Littlekittylou


    Tail Docker wrote: »
    Ok, blast em with pea-nuts so, If you prefer.
    More nuts !:p


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    Bongalongherb
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    Eat a load of green vegetables the day before and express you farts accordingly toward the error of folk.

    It always works imo.


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    Karl Stein
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    Dress up as a sexy rabbit, seduce them, and then whack them over the head with a heavy bottomed frying pan.


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    Ruu
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    Tell them about your love of the taste of human flesh or how you want to murder someone just to see if you can get away with it!


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    Gran Hermano
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,330 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    Create internet alias, something unassuming like Lying Eyes
    Google "hitman available for hire"


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    #13
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Littlekittylou wrote: »
    How do you get rid of people that annoy you?

    Guinness fart.


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    Littlekittylou
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,357 ✭✭✭Littlekittylou


    Karl Stein wrote: »
    Dress up as a sexy rabbit, seduce them, and then whack them over the head with a heavy bottomed frying pan.
    Now there's an idea!


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    shruikan2553
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭shruikan2553


    Burn their house down or cut the breaks on their car.


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    braddun
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    shallow grave,or out at sea


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    Littlekittylou
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,357 ✭✭✭Littlekittylou


    braddun wrote: »
    shallow grave,or out at sea


    But they might haunt you then!


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    Charlie19
    Registered Users Posts: 11,745 ✭✭✭✭Charlie19


    Ask them for a duel.

    Hand them a shoe lace and a chestnut.


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    Littlekittylou
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,357 ✭✭✭Littlekittylou


    Charlie19 wrote: »
    Ask them for a duel.

    Hand them a shoe lace and a chestnut.
    I can throw an Iron over a pub if you give me a shoelace.


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    Charlie19
    Registered Users Posts: 11,745 ✭✭✭✭Charlie19


    Littlekittylou wrote: »
    I can throw an Iron over a pub if you give me a shoelace.

    Can I choose the Pub, I know a few tall ones.


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    #21
    Littlekittylou
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,357 ✭✭✭Littlekittylou


    Charlie19 wrote: »
    Can I choose the Pub, I know a few tall ones.
    Ok but if they are really tall I may end up putting it through window. But at least I tried!


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    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    We had a really annoying fella in our year in school who would just invade your personal space the whole time. He'd breathe his Onion Rings (the crisps) breath on you and lean on your shoulder when talking to you etc. He also smelled a bit like warm milk that you got in class and was just an unfunny sarcastic dope. The amount of times he'd abuse newcomers to the group like someone's cousin visiting for the day or the like. Anyway, one day we were all in the shopping center and he somehow copped we were there and start tagging along. He was really into Rap in the late 90's so we all went into HMV and got him listening to Xzibit's album on the demo headphones that they had in the shop. There he was generally being stinky while listening to X while we snuck out in actual tip toe fashion and legged it all the way home.

    He's probably still listening to that CD.


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    ToddyDoody
    Registered Users Posts: 4,421 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »
    Act the nut.

    All of the crap you'd never say to someone you respect, say it to them. No matter what happens, you'll have your fun.


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