​Convicted Sex Offender Wins $3 Million Lottery Because There Is No God

​Convicted Sex Offender Wins $3 Million Lottery Because There Is No God

So I think we can safely assume now that karma is not a bitch.

shruikan2553

That is a terrible news article. Someone must of thought they were putting a status on Facebook.

Lingua Franca

Could you not have added your own insight rather than cutting and pasting the top comment on the page?

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

It is not in this life but the next that God will reward the good and punish the evil. His time will come.

The Backwards Man

Two things

1) God doesn't rig the lottery

2) Rich people can be evil bastards too

cml387

Good news for Richard Dawkins though but.

Sunnyisland

It could be you or anyone else it seems...

My name is URL

Jezebel.. not even once

whupdedo

Fat fcuk will probably eat himself to death now

the_monkey

The vulture sits and waits on the tree ..... he waits ....


he waits .....


this fat f*ck will get his comeuppance ..

Macavity.

He will live out the remainder of his life in a happy way.

RachelDDD

Looking at the size of him, I don't think he will be around long to enjoy it. If he has any conscience he would leave it to a children's charity in his Will.

Don Kedick

Do we only notice the evil eyes on these ****ers after we know what they've done or can we tell beforehand?

Pat Mustard

I guarantee that kid will bring a civil case, take the money, and the fat fcuk will live the rest of his life as a has-been.

What goes around comes around.

There's a fat joke in there somewhere.

RobYourBuilder

He lives in Florida and is one cheeseburger away from a heart attack. He will get his comeuppance soon enough.

tritium

Seems like life isn't fair, who would have guessed


Then again I'm always a bit slow to accept as gospel truth anything I read on a hate filled trash site like Jezebel so maybe I'll wait till someone with basic writing skills provides details

The Th!ng

Looks like the fcuker won the nobel prize, too.

The_Valeyard

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Two things

1) God doesn't rig the lottery

2) Rich people can be evil bastards too

1) Probably the work of the devil

2) Yep

Tail Docker

Don't think God does money, he said he left that to Caesar from what I recall. Caesar is a cnut. Whatcher gonna do?

Means Of Escape

We are all living in an alien ant farm

Grayson

shruikan2553 wrote: »

That is a terrible news article. Someone must of thought they were putting a status on Facebook.

That's the point of clickbait. make it shareable on social media by putting in a catchy title that draws idiots to it. In this case the have

1) lottery winner
2) paedophile
3) They even threw God into it, even though at no point does God or religion actually make an appearance. But middle american hicks (the type who disbelieve in evolution) love a story about God and this will get them riled up.

Throw those three into a short one line title and that's clickbait.

brimal

When he goes to cash his cheque they should give it to him all in 1 cent coins

Guy:Incognito

Bet he's pissed off he wasted his money on the "stupid people tax"

Shenshen

I know there's lots of weird placenames in the US, but "Goddammit, Florida"?

whisky_galore

Because: random occurence. Big deal.

Akrasia

Cooper Some Magnate wrote: »

It is not in this life but the next that God will reward the good and punish the evil. His time will come.

Its funny that a god who demands that we believe in him provides so much evidence that he doesn't exist, and will only reveal himself after it's too late to avoid eternal punishment

(but he loves us)

jester77

I bet he won because he bought a ticket.