The Boards Christmas Carol / Song

Plazaman · 05-12-2014 3:50am #1

A group of people on Twitter wrote and produced a Christmas song that got into the top 10 in iTunes. Seemingly there was a legal nightmare with royalties with the Twitters so hence I'm not posting this in the Music Thread.

So here's a fun challenge AH Boardsies JUST FOR FUN
Let's write a song..... yayyyyyy

Here's the simple rules :

(1) You think this is a shít idea - move along buddy, no need to comment here
(2) Lyrics first - Brainstorm. Write any TWO lines that you think would fit into a Christmas song (bearing in mind that fúck all rhymes with penís, vágina etc so please keep it clean)
(3) See the "just for fun" bit up there, so no racism, politics and nothing rhymes with Irish Water for this either.
(4) The deadline for entries is 14.06pm on Thursday 11th of December this is time sensitive folks
(5) I need musical people with knowledge of chords, music theory, writing tunes etc and stuff to register their interest by just posting PMFM (private message for music). If I can triage the best lines, can you put music to it? I'll get back to ye if this works.
(6)With the Mods permission, I'll mod the lyrics (but not this thread - usual regs apply)
(7) Tis up to everyone do we want to go Santy, Reindeers and Elves or Homecomings, Presents or Pubs etc.... anything goes (except in 3)

I have a few musical buds that I'll drag in for reference on my side if there is no interest but fingers crossed we'll come through.

If you want to particpate please do, if not click through but no smart comments neededplease, but do think outside the box, think what christmas is to you be it bad or good. If time permits, I'll put up draft songs.

FINALLY if I do get interested music people (as in 5), could I send ye the lyrics the possibility could be to record it and put on YouBook or FaceTube (anonymous or not).

Come on, lets do it!