Strange Christmas Traditions

6541

We have ours, we get really pissed up and drive out to the woods and cut down a Christmas tree and drive home with our spoils ! Whats yours ??

Kevin McCloud

I puts up the Halloween decorations for xmas.

AboutaWeekAgo

Only Christmas tradition I have is watching the Fr Ted Christmas special on Christmas Eve before I go to bed. Still funny after all the years

BoJack Horseman

6541 wrote: »

we get really pissed up and drive out to the woods and cut down a Christmas tree and drive home with our spoils !

So, drink driving & theft....

You should expand your tradition by assaulting a pensioner or something!

6541

BoJack Horseman wrote: »

So, drink driving & theft....

You should expand your tradition by assaulting a pensioner or something!

Ah come on that would not be in the Christmas spirit, whats wrong with a couple of scoops and a drive out to the woods to get a tree ? Nobody gets hurt ?

The One Doctor

6541 wrote: »

Ah come on that would not be in the Christmas spirit, whats wrong with a couple of scoops and a drive out to the woods to get a tree ? Nobody gets hurt ?

You have got to be joking.

Ruu

BoJack Horseman wrote: »

So, drink driving & theft....

You should expand your tradition by assaulting a pensioner or something!

Probably hits a few pedestrians on the way back from nicking the tree as well! :mad: Fuck it, it's tradition sure! Not to worry, internet police on their way to his home as we speak.

baby and crumble

6541 wrote: »

Ah come on that would not be in the Christmas spirit, whats wrong with a couple of scoops and a drive out to the woods to get a tree ? Nobody gets hurt ?

At least tell me the driver is sober.

6541

baby and crumble wrote: »

At least tell me the driver is sober.

Never asked him.

Guill

Nothing strange about out Christmas

We decorate a dead plant in the sitting room. Eat as much meat as we can. Then go to a ceremony where we eat the body, and drink the blood, of our chosen one all the while chanting in unison.

At night we go to bed ensuring to leave food out for a stranger who breaks into the house, eats the food and leaves gifts behind.

All of this while spending every penny we have saved in order to over indulge so that this Christmas reflects our ideal traditional Christmas's where we would have little to share but share it anyway.


Can't feckin wait!

Mesrine65

I jet off to sunnier climes to avoid the whole debacle.
FOOK Christmas, BAH HUMBUG

RoyalMarine

Only tradition thats enforced in my family is the turkey, ham and stuffing sambo in the evening.

6541

Another one we have is we all head down to a mates house in the evening of the big day and get loaded and maybe take a few yokes and the like.

We wait for my dad to fall into a food coma and decorate him.

He's the worlds heaviest sleeper and we can do a full job of fairy lights, tinsel, makeup, and hats, followed with flash photography and he doesn't even stir.

We've a great collection of Xmas Dad photos at this stage. Every year he tries to last the day without falling asleep in the chair but we just keep feeding him until he gives in.

castletownman

Queuing for ages on Stephen's Night because every pub in town is wedged and you'd be an awful fuddy duddy if you didn't go out.

DEFTLEFTHAND

castletownman wrote: »

Queuing for ages on Stephen's Night because every pub in town is wedged and you'd be an awful fuddy duddy if you didn't go out.

It's also a night you tend to bump into **** from the past and have to suppress the urge to chin them over the bar counter.

DEFTLEFTHAND

6541 wrote: »

Another one we have is we all head down to a mates house in the evening of the big day and get loaded and maybe take a few yokes and the like.

Between the tree theft, drink driving, and yoke usage you're on a very slippery slope son.

BoJack Horseman

6541 wrote: »

Another one we have is we all head down to a mates house in the evening of the big day and get loaded and maybe take a few yokes and the like.

We prefer to mainline skag into our eyeballs before attending choiral service at 10:30 on Xmas eve.

As Christ intended.

deadybai

I love to take a big dump after the dinner. 3 stone lighter

fleet_admiral

We have been getting a big indian takeaway on Xmas eve the last 4 years so we will be doing the same this year

Sonderkommando

I always watch home alone one and two christmas eve.

Apart from that nothing special, just overindulge on food and alcohol like most others.

Magico Gonzalez

I'll join in with the OP's rock solid, not made up claims.

I generally wait about outside of mass dressed up as Ebeneezer Scrooge, I rob the aul ones and spend the money on smack for the chislers. Once they're all wasted I eat all the snickers out of their christmas stockings and replace them with milky ways.

Ho ho ho.

wuzziwig

Magico Gonzalez wrote: »

I'll join in with the OP's rock solid, not made up claims.

I generally wait about outside of mass dressed up as Ebeneezer Scrooge, I rob the aul ones and spend the money on smack for the chislers. Once they're all wasted I eat all the snickers out of their christmas stockings and replace them with milky ways.

Ho ho ho.

That is just unforgivable. :eek:

Magico Gonzalez

wuzziwig wrote: »

That is just unforgivable. :eek:

Little runts, sometimes I empty empty out all the decent quality street / roses and leave them with only the coffee flavour too.

They're all pretty wiped on the smack so it's usually new year before they cop on.

6541

Magico Gonzalez wrote: »

I'll join in with the OP's rock solid, not made up claims.

I generally wait about outside of mass dressed up as Ebeneezer Scrooge, I rob the aul ones and spend the money on smack for the chislers. Once they're all wasted I eat all the snickers out of their christmas stockings and replace them with milky ways.

Ho ho ho.

That is terrible. You sir are heartless!

Magico Gonzalez

6541 wrote: »

That is terrible. You sir are heartless!

And what of it!

catallus

The coffee flavour is the best Rose.

Magico Gonzalez

catallus wrote: »

The coffee flavour is the best Rose.

Between that and the intravenous drugs for the kids, you'd love xmas round mine.