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Never try buying hand cooked crisps out of a vending machine when you're half pished!

  • 30-11-2014 6:44am
    #1
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭


    That's the advice I'm giving my grandkids, what's yours?


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  • #2
    ALiasEX
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 535 ✭✭✭ALiasEX


    No matter what you do, don't get caught.

    These side of the bars aren't as fun as it looks.


  • #3
    Royal Irish
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,401 ✭✭✭Royal Irish


    Don't post on the internet or send text messages when drunk.


  • #4
    Simonigs1.0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 712 ✭✭✭Simonigs1.0


    You can't use a rope to push a car uphill.

    When life gets tough, just take a minute, pause, and then untie the rope, walk around the damn car, tie it to the front and pull. Pull on everything life has to offer, pull your way through adveristy, pull your way through your greatest fears.

    6th year graduation by a fellow student. I think he's in prison now.


  • #5
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Never Be A Menace To South Central, While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood.

    Words to the wise.


  • #6
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,802 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Simonigs1.0 wrote: »
    You can't use a rope to push a car uphill.

    When life gets tough, just take a minute, pause, and then untie the rope, walk around the damn car, tie it to the front and pull. Pull on everything life has to offer, pull your way through adveristy, pull your way through your greatest fears.

    6th year graduation by a fellow student. I think he's in prison now.

    I'm pulling right now


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  • #7
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Candie wrote: »
    Never Be A Menace To South Central, While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood.

    Words to the wise.

    Be on the look out for the streiht up menace, Eiht.....


  • #8
    Jawgap
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,297 ✭✭✭✭Jawgap


    Never have grandchildren......


  • #9
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Dont open the second bottle of wine


  • #10
    whupdedo
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,513 ✭✭✭whupdedo


    Never **** when tired and driving alone on the Limerick to Dublin motorway, while fatigue and boredom may be postponed for duration of said ****, you will be even more lethargic and bored after, but relieved nonetheless


  • #11
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Also, never confuse an escelevator with an elevescator.


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  • #12
    Mister Vain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,172 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    Don't do something permanently stupid because you are temporarily upset.

    Don't judge my side of the fence until you have the balls to jump it.


  • #13
    Sir Osis of Liver.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,798 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Also, never confuse an escelevator with an elevescator.

    One of them is both the same.


  • #14
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 16,720 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    If you ever travel back in time, don't step on anything. Because even the slightest change can alter the future in ways you can't imagine.


  • #15
    corner of hells
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,420 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Stretch the clothes not the baby , especially important if the baby is a newborn.


  • #16
    dodderangler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    Don't join boards


  • #17
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,802 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Don't start a thread in AH after a night on the beer.


  • #18
    Tail Docker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    Never look for a gas leak in a dark basement using a lighter as a torch.


  • #19
    Banjo String
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    You can't play snooker with a rope.

    (said a naked and frustrated ex girlfriend to me one night after I consumed too much Jim Beam and pints of German beer)


  • #20
    Filmer Paradise
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,342 ✭✭✭Filmer Paradise


    There are only 3 real Star Wars movies.


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