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How's Your Arse?!

  • 24-11-2014 10:59pm
    #1
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭


    Far too many serious threads here tonight, I'm in holiday mood and need cheering up. . .so what are you sitting on right now.

    I'm on a hard stool.

    In a bar.


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  • #2
    Frosty McSnowballs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    I'm on a bike without a saddle.

    Hoooows things!


  • #3
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    Sideways on a couch.


  • #4
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    I'm sitting on me hole


  • #5
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    kfallon wrote: »
    I'm sitting on me hole

    Your hole you are!


  • #6
    Frosty McSnowballs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    kfallon wrote: »
    I'm sitting on me hole

    Is there a sneaky finger in it?


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  • #7
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    On a bale of straw in the shed. Fooking cows and their unearthly hours of needing maternity wards checks.


  • #8
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Your hole you are!

    That's what I said....
    Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »
    Is there a sneaky finger in it?

    Not tonight, can't be arsed (excuse the pun)


  • #9
    Banjo String
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    My ears are just fine tbm. (bar a bit of tinnitus)

    Thanks for asking.


  • #10
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,631 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    In bed listening to my OH snore!


  • #11
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    It's yours for 30 euro baby.

    *wink*

    *shakes his moneymaker*

    *falls over in high heels*

    *giggles*


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  • #12
    Ruu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    Not much padding back there, too much exercise.


  • #13
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Banjo String wrote: »
    My ears are just fine tbm. (bar a bit of tinnitus)

    Thanks for asking.

    Pupil ask the Donegal teacher 'Sir, what's sex?

    'Things you put potatoes in'

    What did the Malin Head man say to Saddam Hussein?

    Keep Kuwait!


  • #14
    DeadHand
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,784 ✭✭✭DeadHand


    On a throne made of the melted down swords of my defeated enemies.


  • #15
    YellowFeather
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,294 ✭✭✭YellowFeather


    Sometimes I wonder if Backwards Man is sittting in a fancy office, drinking his Nespresso, and creating random threads at odd hours of the night in order to gather information on us all to use in some sort of nefarious scheme to take over the world.

    While laughing manically the whole time. Naturally.


  • #16
    Links234
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,944 ✭✭✭✭Links234


    ****ty


  • #17
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    YellowFeather wrote: »
    Sometimes I wonder if Backwards Man is sittting in a fancy office, drinking his Nespresso, and creating random threads at odd hours of the night in order to gather information on us all to use in some sort of nefarious scheme to take over the world.

    While laughing manically the whole time. Naturally.

    And stroking my white furry pussy. ;)


  • #18
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    And stroking my white furry pussy. ;)

    The opposite of The Crying Game


  • #19
    YellowFeather
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,294 ✭✭✭YellowFeather


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    And stroking my white furry pussy. ;)

    Orrrrr maybe not. :pac:


  • #20
    nocoverart
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,354 ✭✭✭nocoverart


    I just gave birth to a hard stool and now my arse is sore.


  • #21
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    kfallon wrote: »
    The opposite of The Crying Game

    I probably shouldn't mention there's an oul lad beside me eating my nuts so! :D


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  • #22
    Banjo String
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Pupil ask the Donegal teacher 'Sir, what's sex?

    'Things you put potatoes in'

    What did the Malin Head man say to Saddam Hussein?

    Keep Kuwait!

    Jimmy from Bunbeg left home for to get a bit of work as the farm had gone to hell.

    Anyway, he was in NYC for a few days, and wasn't having much luck on the work front.

    One particularly rainy day, it was pissin down from the heavens altogether, and he was walking through downtown Brooklyn, where he took shelter under a bridge where a few homies at gathered enjoying some tunes, one with a beatbox, up on his shoulder.

    Anyway, he sees our Donegal lad, lookin a bit down on his luck, so he attempts to brighten up his day, he turns the beatbox way up, looks at our lad, and says "yo man, do you dig the beat"?

    "och sure how the hell's blazes would ye dig beat on a day like thon:confused:" said Jimmy!


  • #23
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    I probably shouldn't mention there's an oul lad beside me eating my nuts so! :D

    I'm not here to cast judgement on how you, or him, get your kicks!


  • #24
    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,632 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    I probably shouldn't mention there's an oul lad beside me eating my nuts so! :D

    Welcome to the Layer Cake, son!


  • #25
    Iranoutofideas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,083 ✭✭✭Iranoutofideas


    I've had Guinness and peanuts. Heard Hans Blix has been asking questions about me already


  • #26
    downonthefarm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,308 ✭✭✭downonthefarm


    I'm sitting on a load of secrets but sooner or later I'm gonna trip up and the whole house is gonna come crashing down around my ears


  • #27
    Teyla Emmagan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    Biteable.


  • #28
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Teyla Emmagan wrote: »
    Biteable.

    You're sitting on a two legged table? :)


  • #29
    Honey Monster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 703 ✭✭✭Honey Monster


    What pub you in. I've a fierce thirst.


  • #30
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Honey Monster wrote: »
    What pub you in. I've a fierce thirst.

    You were my hero twenty years ago, Sugar Puff man. Please don't ruin it by stalking me.

    :D


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  • #31
    Don Kedick
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 778 ✭✭✭Don Kedick


    My arse is one hairy fecker. It has a bit of a Roy Keane beard going on.


  • #32
    SparkySpitfire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,331 ✭✭✭SparkySpitfire


    How's your belly for spots?


  • #33
    Kevin McCloud
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,797 ✭✭✭Kevin McCloud


    Top quality thread, what will next week be hows your feet?


  • #34
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Kevin McCloud wrote: »
    Top quality thread, what will next week be hows your feet?

    Thinking more 'how's your shoulder chip?'

    :D


  • #35
    blackbird98
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 533 ✭✭✭blackbird98


    Kovu wrote: »
    On a bale of straw in the shed. Fooking cows.....

    leave the beastiality out of it!!! :eek:


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