Ask me questions and I'll answer in the style of Roy Keane

porsche959

:pac:

The Moldy Gowl

Go **** yourself?

BBDBB

what can you suggest to get a red wine stain out of a cream coloured carpet?

porsche959

BBDBB wrote: »

what can you suggest to get a red wine stain out of a cream coloured carpet?

What you bringing up the past for??? That's all in the past. Why are you asking me questions like that. Who are you, anyway? Have you ever kicked a football? You're asking me about red wine stains, what has that good to do with football?

donvito99

What's your take on prawn sandwiches now?

Macavity.

No thank you, I don't want to be punched in the face.

braddun

do you think Ireland will ever win the world cup


or should we stop sending teams

Saipanne

Roy Keane rant fiction:

http://www.peoplesrepublicofcork.com/forums/showthread.php?t=228800

I highly recommend posts made by The Curious Lozenge...

porsche959

donvito99 wrote: »

What's your take on prawn sandwiches now?

What you are asking me questions like that for. That's all in the past. What are you bringing up the past for? Sure I wasn't happy about the prawn sandwiches, I said so to Alex Ferguson and now's he blabbing about it in a book, I haven't read the book, no intention of reading it. What are you bringing up the past for?

smcgiff

What was the beard all about?

lertsnim

What a stupud thread.

porsche959

braddun wrote: »

do you think Ireland will ever win the world cup


or should we stop sending teams

What are you bringing up the past for. Saipan, that's all in the past as far as I'm concerned, don't know what you're on about bringing up the past.

"---ring ring---" Wait a minute. Whose phone is that? WHOSE PHONE IS THAT?

smcgiff

lertsnim wrote: »

What a stupud thread.

That's not a question. Would you like to try again?

Donkey Oaty

And did those feet in ancient time
Walk upon England's mountains green?

BBDBB

do you think history is important?

cml387

Do you believe that the world will sink into the abyss of a new dark age made more sinister, and perhaps more protracted, by the lights of perverted science?

fred funk }{

porsche959 wrote: »

What are you bringing up the past for. Saipan, that's all in the past as far as I'm concerned, don't know what you're on about bringing up the past.

"---ring ring---" Wait a minute. Whose phone is that? WHOSE PHONE IS THAT?

Thread had great potential but your repetitive answers just ruined it.

Corvo

Roy, do you think football has changed in recent years with regards to tactics and formations now applied throughout the world and do you think 4-4-2 is dead?

2Mad2BeMad

This is a stupid thread?

I'm Ron burgundy.

Saipanne

Saipanne wrote: »

Roy Keane rant fiction:

http://www.peoplesrepublicofcork.com/forums/showthread.php?t=228800

I highly recommend posts made by The Curious Lozenge...

Eg:

Originally Posted by The Curious Lozenge:

I went in on the beans hard. they were covering half the ****ing plate like. the big legume. look at me, I'm a vegetable, I'm good for you. no you're not you ****, you're covered in ****ing tomato ketchup and sugar. and you leave your ****ing mess all over the sausages and rashers. I may mix you later, but I want that to be my choice. I moved onto the sausage next. it was crinkly and limp looking. no spine. I ****ing knived it half and swallowed it in two bites. the scrambled egg was a similar case. sloppy, not properly mixing with the butter. where's the urgency? **** the egg, I spooned it out and ****ed it on the ground. I had bigger fish to fry. I took two rashers at the same time. why the **** not? never could understand these single rasher eating idiots. you have two inches on your fork. use them. every inch counts. I finished the black pudding by spreading the ****er on toast. gave me extra time to sort out that tomatoe hiding in the corner. I see you, you ****. what am I, a fruit or a vegetable. I had no time for shoegazing food. you were on the plate to do a job, that's all you need to know you red twat. every victory is vital. roy? ya Theresa? go to work will you ffs.

caustic 1

Been up Carrauntoohil recently?

Mr.Crinklewood

Where is your dog buried?

SEPT 23 1989

Is your beard haunted by the ghost of brian clough?

ablelocks

porsche959 wrote: »

:pac:

Why?

C.K Dexter Haven

Here's a few to start you off OP

What is your full name?
Where and when were you born?
Who are/were your parents? (Know their names, occupations, personalities, etc.)
Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like?
Where do you live now, and with whom? Describe the place and the person/people.
What is your occupation?
Write a full physical description of yourself. You might want to consider factors such as: height, weight, race, hair and eye color, style of dress, and any tattoos, scars, or distinguishing marks.
To which social class do you belong?
Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses?
Are you right- or left-handed?
What does your voice sound like?
What words and/or phrases do you use very frequently?
What do you have in your pockets?
Do you have any quirks, strange mannerisms, annoying habits, or other defining characteristics?


How would you describe your childhood in general?
What is your earliest memory?
How much schooling have you had?
Did you enjoy school?

While growing up, how did you get along with the other members of your family?
As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?
As a child, what were your favorite activities?
As a child, what kinds of personality traits did you display?
As a child, were you popular? Who were your friends, and what were they like?
When and with whom was your first kiss?
Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity?
If you are a supernatural being (i.e. mage, werewolf, vampire), tell the story of how you became what you are or first learned of your own abilities. If you are just a normal human, describe any influences in your past that led you to do the things you do today.?

What do you consider the most important event of your life so far?
Who has had the most influence on you?
What do you consider your greatest achievement?
What is your greatest regret?
What is the most evil thing you have ever done?
Do you have a criminal record of any kind?
When was the time you were the most frightened?
What is the most embarrassing thing ever to happen to you?
If you could change one thing from your past, what would it be, and why?
What is your best memory?

crosstownk

Hi Roy,

Why are you such a wanker?

smcgiff

C.K Dexter Haven wrote: »

Here's a few to start you off OP

What is your full name?
Where and when were you born?
Who are/were your parents? (Know their names, occupations, personalities, etc.)
Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like?
Where do you live now, and with whom? Describe the place and the person/people.
What is your occupation?
Write a full physical description of yourself. You might want to consider factors such as: height, weight, race, hair and eye color, style of dress, and any tattoos, scars, or distinguishing marks.
To which social class do you belong?
Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses?
Are you right- or left-handed?
What does your voice sound like?
What words and/or phrases do you use very frequently?
What do you have in your pockets?
Do you have any quirks, strange mannerisms, annoying habits, or other defining characteristics?


How would you describe your childhood in general?
What is your earliest memory?
How much schooling have you had?
Did you enjoy school?

While growing up, how did you get along with the other members of your family?
As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?
As a child, what were your favorite activities?
As a child, what kinds of personality traits did you display?
As a child, were you popular? Who were your friends, and what were they like?
When and with whom was your first kiss?
Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity?
If you are a supernatural being (i.e. mage, werewolf, vampire), tell the story of how you became what you are or first learned of your own abilities. If you are just a normal human, describe any influences in your past that led you to do the things you do today.?

What do you consider the most important event of your life so far?
Who has had the most influence on you?
What do you consider your greatest achievement?
What is your greatest regret?
What is the most evil thing you have ever done?
Do you have a criminal record of any kind?
When was the time you were the most frightened?
What is the most embarrassing thing ever to happen to you?
If you could change one thing from your past, what would it be, and why?
What is your best memory?

“You've some nose on you. Do you think I’m going to justify all that to you? You sit there and just think I’m going to answer everything. Who the hell do you think you are?"

rolliepoley

What actually is your gripe?

G2fitz87

How long did it take your farts to stop smelling of eamon dunphys tally wacker

C.K Dexter Haven

smcgiff wrote: »

“You've some nose on you. Do you think I’m going to justify all that to you? You sit there and just think I’m going to answer everything. Who the hell do you think you are?"

Erm, you're not the OP:o


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*joking*:P

Lapin

Well this thread escalated quickly.






Into complete and utter boredom.

C.K Dexter Haven

Lapin wrote: »

Well this thread escalated quickly.






Into complete and utter boredom.

And just what have you contributed, eh?:mad:




Eh?:mad:


























Eh?:mad:













































Eh?:p

Ruu

*phone rings*

C.K Dexter Haven

Ruu wrote: »

*phone rings*

*hello?*

catallus

CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW??

C.K Dexter Haven

catallus wrote: »

CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW??

Yes, and I'm in Dublin, not Cork:P

Janey this thread collapsed upon itself

catallus

Hello??!

C.K Dexter Haven

catallus wrote: »

Hello??!

Grand Job!

catallus

C.K Dexter Haven wrote: »

Grand Job!

OK SO!!!! BYEBYEBYEBYEbyebyebye!

fineso.mom

catallus wrote: »

Hello??!

The person you have called at 087 that'sallinthepastlike has not activated their voicemail, please call again later.

endacl

Tell us , Roy. Did you order one of those free Gillette razors, and if so, has it arrived yet?

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057291793

:pac:

Fuzzytrooper

Train A leaves Waterford at 10:30am heading towards Dublin travelling at 80kph. At 11:15am Train B leaves Heuston station in Dublin travelling at 65kph. Given that both trains make no stops along the way at what point does Michael Flatley's knees give in?