If Santa came this Christmas....

Ihatecuddles

If Santa came this Christmas, what would you have on your list?

One thing that is selfish and material, and one thing that only a genie in a bottle could bring.

For me, it would be a baby and probably lots of make up!!

Reggie.

My mortgage repayed in full

0byme75341jo28

Santa could give you a baby this Christmas! It would depend where he comes though..

SparkySpitfire

A paid-off apartment in California

Ihatecuddles

Reggie. wrote: »

My mortgage repayed in full

Ok, I'll take that as your selfish genie in a bottle wish that can't be made by Santa in the north pole!! What's your material thing you'd like for selfish reasons?

Ihatecuddles

Gordon Inexpensive Streptomycin wrote: »

Santa could give you a baby this Christmas! It would depend where he comes though..

So not the chimney then?? :P

SparkySpitfire wrote: »

A paid-off apartment in California

Ok, that's another genie in the bottle one! What's your material one?

degsie

I would only hope that he cleans up after himself!

Lapin

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

what would you have on your list?

Apologies to Ihatecuddles.

But my list involves Santa and his Christmas shít fucking off to the third week in December where it belongs. :mad:

Littlekittylou

A kitten!

No...many kittens.

Reggie.

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Ok, I'll take that as your selfish genie in a bottle wish that can't be made by Santa in the north pole!! What's your material thing you'd like for selfish reasons?

A shiny new tractor

Laura Palmer

A new handbag, fancy moisturiser - general girly sh-t.

Ihatecuddles

Lapin wrote: »

Apologies to Ihatecuddles.

But my list involves Santa and his Christmas shít fucking off to the third week in December where it belongs. :mad:

Eh, everyone knows you have to have your list sent by December 1st....otherwise all the good stuff is gone! So I'm just giving people a week to have it all in order!

Ihatecuddles

Laura Palmer wrote: »

A new handbag, fancy moisturiser - general girly sh-t.

Oooo fancy moisturiser
And your genie in a bottle one? Lotto numbers? Prince charming?

0byme75341jo28

I'd fancy a pegging tbh.

Laura Palmer

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Oooo fancy moisturiser
And your genie in a bottle one? Lotto numbers? Prince charming?

Oh yeh sorry - a new gaff or job!

Lapin

Littlekittylou wrote: »

A kitten!

No...many kittens.

we are not aumyoulinn wrote: »

I like you !

Happy Christmas 23rd of November.




See, this is what happens to kittens in the end.

degsie

Lapin wrote: »

Happy Christmas November.

Poor frozen pussy

Ihatecuddles

Lapin wrote: »

See, this is what happens to kittens in the end.

Stop grinching my thread Lapin

Lapin

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Stop grinching my thread Lapin

I will if you give me an easter egg.

RobbingBandit

A moustache.

Ihatecuddles

Lapin wrote: »

I will if you give me an easter egg.

We'll discuss Easter in January. ...like normal people!

Matta Harri

A man. A right man like. No skinny jeans, tattoos or soft notions.

A man with road frontage, milk quota and no mammy issues.

I live in hope......

The Backwards Man

Matta Harri wrote: »

A man. A right man like. No skinny jeans, tattoos or soft notions.

A man with road frontage, milk quota and no mammy issues.

I live in hope......

Milk quotas are gone, any Tom, Dick or Harry can milk as many as they want.

I want the brain of David Hasselhoff and the body of Danny DeVito

The Backwards Man

7ARK7 wrote: »

a flying carpet and a cat that could talk !

A flying cat and a talking carpet would be way more fun.

SparkySpitfire

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Ok, that's another genie in the bottle one! What's your material one?

A ragdoll kitty cat fluffy munchkin head poopsie-pie

er...a cat

Matta Harri

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Milk quotas are gone, any Tom, Dick or Harry can milk as many as they want

Not gone until 2015. Still a dowry breaker

dreamers75

everything in my life to stay exactly as it is.


unlikely.

Stinjy

house, job, man... Don't know which are possible and which are genie worthy :P

Pumpkinseeds

A nice country mansion with at least 100 acres of mature woodland

A Euromillions jackpot win of at least 50 million

Health

Happiness

Liposuction

The luck of the Devil

Not a lot to ask for really.:D

pharmaton

A real job. (and someones phone number)

corner of hells

A new spade and axe and also a new girlfriend.

_Kaiser_

I had started to type a list .. cars, house etc but then I thought about the whole magic of Christmas

So all I want is a bank account that always has €1 more in it than I need for whatever it is I want to buy (Might be a bit hard to explain to the Revenue though!)

Failing that though, I'll take a house in the country and a penthouse apartment in Dublin, with a fully-loaded Audi A8 to get me between them

Fat Christy

A new hiking jacket that is actually waterproof, moisturiser and a red coat I keep eyeing up.

Genie in a bottle wish: A year off work and everything paid for trip around the world.

cloud493

A nice chair to sit in. This chair hurts my back

Kevin McCloud

All this christmas talk must take down the Halloween decorations.

Trebor176

So many cars that I could list, but I would currently settle for a blue BMW 6-Series Gran Turismo with cream leather upholstery and all the mod-cons. Not an ideal first car, but I feckin' deserve it :P

House, girlfriend, PS4. Am I allowed to ask for a pay rise? Though, that'a not Santa's job. That'a it for now. . .

Kevin McCloud

Must be trebor.

darrcow

i would like my dead son back for 1 day

Woshy

I'd like my health back and to feel like a normal human being again.

eviltwin

My back garden done up and enough money for Laura Lynn to take care of all the families who need them.

Inspector Coptoor

The Christmas ****e talk starts earlier every year

shuffles88

Material thing: The Christmas dinner and all the clean up to be done by a team of professionals so the whole family can relax

Genie thing: For my mother's health to improve. She isn't old but she's currently dealing with 3 separate long term health issues. I'd also like for my Dad to find a job.

McChubbin

I'd like a fancy new laptop and an all expenses paid trip to New York in a luxury hotel with at least $10,000 spending money.

UCDVet

So, ever since I learned the truth of how Santa works - I've wanted to pitch in and become Santa.

I'm not a criminal or anything of that sort, but I went through a phase where I thought lockpicking was really cool. I have a set of 'bump keys' and I have played around with them. I'm in pretty good shape, with regards to climbing over a fence or anything like that.

When I was in Uni I even bought a very nice looking Santa suit for a fancy dress party. I still have it and while it's not 'professional quality' - it's really close.

Now, the last thing I want to do is get arrested; but I've always really wanted to dress up in the suit, on Christmas Eve, and load up my Santa-sack with a lot of presents, all wrapped in fancy Christmas wrap.....

and break into one of my neighbour's houses.
Ya know, just to leave the gifts.

Now, the sane and rational part of me realizes this is a horrible idea. But isn't it really what Christmas is all about? I figure as I get older, my mind will slip, and I'll convince myself to give this a try. And I'll get arrested, but the kids won't understand why.

'Santa Arrested on Christmas Eve!'

So - what would you do if Santa REALLY came this year? If you woke up to find someone had broken into your house (without causes damage) and left you gifts. Would you call the garda?

I mean, that'd be a pretty funny call. On Christmas day, you call up and say someone broke in and left presents under your Christmas tree. I don't know if anyone would believe you, but they'd surely think it a joke the first time you said it.

efb

Santa bring me a boyfriend that would be husband material

Full sky for a year

oppenheimer1

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

If Santa came this Christmas, what would you have on your list?

One thing that is selfish and material, and one thing that only a genie in a bottle could bring.

For me, it would be a baby and probably lots of make up!!

I'm sorry, what do you mean, if?

efb

oppenheimer1 wrote: »

I'm sorry, what do you mean, if?

Clearly we are too old for Santa

Beasty

oppenheimer1 wrote: »

I'm sorry, what do you mean, if?

I suspect she's been a naughty girl this year and is now living in hope ....

Don Kedick

For my genie gift I want a wife for Christmas and for my material gift I want my wife to be rich.