Were Any of Your Predictions from Last Year Correct?

Mint Aero

"Hande Hoche!" posted a thread last New Years Eve asking what peoples predictions for 2014 would be...

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=88241549

Of course I was entirely correct in my predictions as seen from post #24:

Mint Aero wrote: »

A mountain of giants will rise. The fires of an engine will cease. A newborn will dictate a proposition. The gathering of clouds will darken spewing forth much downfall. Luck comes from a glowing ember. Sparks fly from sparks.

Mint Aero - 2013

Mint Aero wrote: »

A mountain of giants will rise. More than 13 years after the original towers were destroyed in the 9/11 attacks, New York's 104-storey World Trade Center re-opens for business in Manhattan. The fires of an engine will cease. Malaysia airlines 370 disappears. A newborn will dictate a proposition. A proposition for Russia as Crimea votes overwhelmingly to leave Ukraine and rejoin Russia. The following day, the Republic of Crimea is declared. The gathering of clouds will darken spewing forth much downfall. ISIS. EBOLA, nuff said. Luck comes from a glowing ember. The entire planet is lucky to avoid Asteroid 2014 RC as it makes a close call of just 24,800 miles. Sparks fly from sparks. Cygnus Cargo spacecraft explodes at launch on Oct 28th & Virgin Galactic spacecraft explodes over Mojave Desert on Oct 31st. These two explosion disasters happened in quick succession to each other.

Mint Aero - 2013

For those of you interested, I may make further predictions for 2015...

So AH, did you predict anything?

Kevin McCloud

Can you predict the lotto numbers though mint man?

Mr. Incognito

Man makes vague ambigious statements.

Man returns a year later abscribing accuracy to vague ambigious statements.

I predict for 2015 man will spout odours from arse and call it perfume.

KeithM89

Congratulations on those extremely vague statements that could be about any number of a million events that happen every year. I'm dead impressed.

"The gathering of clouds will darken spewing forth much downfall."
Sweet jesus. Derek Acorah must be bricking it.

Mint Aero

As predicted. Much jealously. :P

o1s1n

Heres my prediction for 2015;

'Things will happen'

See you all back here in November 2015, where we shall discuss the accuracy of the above and marvel at my abilities.

Eutow

You failed to predict Jacobs would ruin Christmas.

The other fella

o1s1n wrote: »

Heres my prediction for 2015;

'Things will happen'

See you all back here in November 2015, where we shall discuss the accuracy of the above and marvel at my abilities.

Do you do personal readings?

Mint Aero

Eutow wrote: »

You failed to predict Jacobs would ruin Christmas.

They do that every year.

o1s1n

The other fella wrote: »

Do you do personal readings?

I can see a man, sitting at a computer. Its dark outside. Its possibly between 1 and 2am.

Circumstances will arise in the coming months which will force this man to make decisions.

The decisions will be based on a combination of facts, experience and emotions. They may seem insignificant at the time but will have meaning after the events.

The outcome will lead to a number of possible scenarios, some positive, some negative. It all hinges on what path this man decides to take.

That'll be 50 euro please.

DazMarz

Can I get the next winner of the Epsom Derby, next Tuesday's Euromillions numbers and next year's Champions League winner, please?

Thanks in advance.

GLaDOS

I predicted that none of my predictions would come true.

I was wrong.

Deathwish4

Deathwish4 wrote: »

I predict a riot.

Think I pretty much fukking nailed it

Mr. Incognito

Made me think of this

The sketch:

BLOOD & THUNDER PROPHET: ...And the bezan shall be huge and black, and the eyes thereof red with the blood of living creatures, and the whore of Babylon shall ride forth on a three-headed serpent, and throughout the lands, there'll be a great rubbing of parts. Yeeah...

FALSE PROPHET: ...For the demon shall bear a nine-bladed sword. Nine-bladed! Not two or five or seven, but nine, which he will wield on all wretched sinners, sinners just like you, sir, there, and the horns shall be on the head, with which he will...

BORING PROPHET: ...Obadiah, his servants. There shall, in that time, be rumors of things going astray, erm, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things wi-- with the sort of raffia work base that has an attachment. At this time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o'clock. Yea, it is written in the book of Cyril that, in that time, shall the third one...

greedygoblin

Mr. Incognito wrote: »

I predict for 2015 man will spout odours from arse and call it perfume.

It shall be called 'eau de toilette'.

Macavity.

That's what the Mayans would do - vague predictions.

Mint Aero

Macavity. wrote: »

That's what the Mayans would do - vague predictions.

I'am no Mayan I can assure you. I'am the real deal.

Kevin McCloud

Mint Aero wrote: »

I'am no Mayan I can assure you. I'am the real deal.

The mintiness bullshit returns.

diomed

No.
Ghana didn't get out of their group, and Geoffrey Chaucer finished last in the Derby.

Mint Aero

Kevin McCloud wrote: »

The mintiness bullshit returns.

No Lotto numbers for you Kevin

Kevin McCloud

You couldn't predict your next bowel movement mint man.

Mint Aero

Kevin McCloud wrote: »

You couldn't predict your next bowel movement mint man.

Don't have to, my internal mechanisms work like clockwork. I poo everyday at 11:28am.