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  • 18-11-2014 01:44PM
    #1
    Boardnashea
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 954 ✭✭✭


    There are 2 trees in the forest a Beech tree and a Birch tree. One day a little tree starts growing between them.

    The Beech tree looks down and says "That looks like a mighty strong little tree. It must be a son of a Beech."

    The Birch tree says "No, it's a son of a Birch."

    Well that started the argument. They just couldn't tell if it was a son of a Beech or a son of a Birch.

    Then one day a woodpecker flies by and the trees asked for his help, "Can you fly down and see if that strong little tree is a son of a Beech or a son of a Birch?"

    The woodpecker agrees to find out for them.

    When he returns the both ask, "So, What is it, a son of a Beech or a son of a Birch?"

    "Neither," says the woodpecker, "But it was the nicest piece of ash I ever stuck my pecker in."


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