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eau de l'apres heures

18-11-2014 1:42am

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Robsweezie

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if after hours had a smell, what would it smell like?

im thinking cigarettes and disappointment.

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#2 18-11-2014 1:45am

Straylight

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Stale beer and kebab.

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#3 18-11-2014 1:46am

Kovu

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A cheap hotel room the morning after a feed of drink and a one night stand.

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#4 18-11-2014 1:50am

Ruu

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New car smell.

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#5 18-11-2014 1:52am

donvito99

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A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.

Not if you call 'em stench blossoms.

Or crapweeds.

Crapweed it is.

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#6 18-11-2014 2:00am

Sheep Lover

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The orifice between my legs after a kebab and a subsequent dose of the trots.

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#7 18-11-2014 2:11am

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Shit.

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#8 18-11-2014 2:12am

Senna

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Pull my finger

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#9 18-11-2014 2:14am

Macavity.

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Napalm in the morning.

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#10 18-11-2014 2:52am

AnonoBoy

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Sheep Lover wrote: »

The orifice between my legs

You have an orifice between your legs?

How many people work there? How tall are you? Jaysus!

The orifice I work in is 100 square metres!

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#11 18-11-2014 3:12am

TheLastMohican

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Cabáiste

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#12 18-11-2014 3:35am

Clankatron

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Stale jizz, secrets and lies.

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#13 18-11-2014 4:29am

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A nightclub carpet that hasn't been changed since the early 90s

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#14 18-11-2014 5:18am

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The lingering odour of many, many failed jokes.

And Amber Leaf.

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#15 18-11-2014 7:09am

blackdog2

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fish and loneliness

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#16 18-11-2014 7:13am

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The waiting room of the local drippy mickey STI clinic.

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#17 18-11-2014 7:16am

CINCLANTFLT

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Lynx Africa

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#18 18-11-2014 8:04am

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Broken dreams, disappointment and under achievement.

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#19 18-11-2014 8:13am

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Smells of major disappointment with a hint of desperation

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#20 18-11-2014 8:33am

whiskeyman

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want

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#21 18-11-2014 9:00am

Aglomerado

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Guinness Farts.

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#22 18-11-2014 9:11am

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Batsh!t ....

as in Batsh!t Crazy !

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#23 18-11-2014 9:16am

Tokyo

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tears and broken dreams.

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#24 18-11-2014 9:28am

Mr.David

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Cheesy puffs and broken dreams

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#25 18-11-2014 9:45am

biko

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Teen Spirit

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#26 18-11-2014 10:04am

Hoop66

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Failed communism and piss

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#27 18-11-2014 10:06am

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Mildew, mothball and bedsit.

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#28 18-11-2014 10:10am

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A sexually-frustrated teenager's bedroom.

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#29 18-11-2014 10:10am

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Coffee and cigarettes

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#30 18-11-2014 11:20am

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Melon,cauliflower and infinite sadness

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#31 18-11-2014 12:03pm

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The smell of want.

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#32 18-11-2014 12:05pm

biko

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Clearasil

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