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I'm a multi millionaire

  • 17-11-2014 8:52am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 874 ✭✭✭


    It was only a matter of time.
    Barclay's Bank PLC, UK
    1 Churchill Place
    London, E14 5HP, United Kingdom
    http://www.barclays.co.uk

    Dear Esteemed Customer,

    We at this bank wish to congratulate and inform you that after thorough review of your Inheritance/Contract funds transfer release documents in conjunction with the World Bank and the International Monetary Fund assessment report, your payment file was forwarded to us for immediate transfer of a part-payment of US$5,800,000.00 to your designated bank account from their offshore account with us

    The audit reports given to us, shows that you have been going through hard times by paying a lot of money to see to the release of your funds, which has been delayed by some dubious officials.

    We therefore advice that you stop further communication with any correspondence outside this office since you do not have to pay any money or fee to receive your funds as you have met up with the whole funds transfer requirements.

    The only thing required from you is to obtain the Non-Residential Clearance Form to enable us credit your account directly by telegraphic transfer or through any of our corresponding banks and send copies of the funds transfer release documents to you and your bankers for confirmation.

    Should you follow our directives, your funds will be credited and reflect in your bank account within five (5) bank working days from the day you obtain this Non-Residential Clearance Form.

    For further details and assistance on this Remittance Notification, kindly forward your
    FULL NAME:
    FULL CONTACT ADDRESS:
    TELEPHONE and FAX NUMBERS:

    Directly to my private E-mail:customerservice_wendy@accountant.com



    Yours sincerely,
    Mrs. Wendy Anderson
    Head, International Banking Division.
    Barclay's Bank PLC, UK.
    Later suckers. :D


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,201 ✭✭✭jamesbondings


    hahaha her job title is head......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Congratulations


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭valoren


    Nothing to worry about there. At all.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,734 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    I'd head straight to the bookies and put your life savings on Ireland to win the next World Cup. You'll be getting $6 million anyway, what have you got to lose?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 874 ✭✭✭Gosub


    I'd head straight to the bookies and put your life savings on Ireland to win the next World Cup. You'll be getting $6 million anyway, what have you got to lose?
    Hey, great idea!

    The Nigerian prince didn't come through, but this must be legit. Barclays wouldn't lie to me, would they?

    I wonder which of my rich uncles has left this to me. There are so many. :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,210 ✭✭✭nelly17


    Seems legit, the very best of luck OP.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,210 ✭✭✭nelly17


    I think the whole of after hours shoud send wendy a mail


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 874 ✭✭✭Gosub


    Oh no! My day was going so well. Now this...
    Your Account Will Be Limited ! You Need To Confirm It
    Dear Customer,

    Warning! Your PayPal account has been limited! As part of our security measures, we proceed regularly screen activity to learn PayPal recently contacted you after having identified a problem on your Account. demand information from you for following reason: -Our system detected unusual charges to a card credit linked to your PayPal account..

    *Dodgy e-mail address deleted. *


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,066 ✭✭✭bop1977


    can I borrow a score?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 680 ✭✭✭A.Partridge


    Well done, GoSub !

    I'm genuinely delighted for your good fortune and I hope that you will be very happy with your new found wealth.

    God bless you sah...A.P.

    EDIT...Of course don't forget to send off that Non-Residential Clearance Form...that's very important.


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