Diclac

J Mysterio

Light relief? Light relief.

So, I have sore muscles and bones and, in general, feel pounded and grounded.

So, I got a little tube of something to ease the tension (see attachment).

michellie

It's great for backache, you can get it in tablet form too.

pharmaton

me too, I rub it all over.

HeidiHeidi

Do those creams actually work?

I always thought they were a bit of a cod, maybe I was underestimating them?

Last_Minute

I rub it on my dik thrice daily

pharmaton

HeidiHeidi wrote: »

Do those creams actually work?

I always thought they were a bit of a cod, maybe I was underestimating them?

it contains an anti inflammatory so it would be similar to taking a brufen or some other ibuprofen tablet, only as you apply it directly to the area you get instant results. I don't think it is as strong as a tablet form but sure rubbing stuff onto yourself is always good. Also, I once put it on a spot and it disappeared as if by magic.

My name is URL

Pernaton gel is your only man

Scruffy...The Janitor

HeidiHeidi wrote: »

Do those creams actually work?

I always thought they were a bit of a cod, maybe I was underestimating them?

That actually contains medication (diclofenac sodium). It's Difene in a gel form.
Stuff like deep heat and deep freeze on the other hand, total cod

J Mysterio

The name though. Jesus. Diclac. Dic lac.

HeidiHeidi

Scruffy...The Janitor wrote: »

That actually contains medication (diclofenac sodium). It's Difene in a gel form.
Stuff like deep heat and deep freeze on the other hand, total cod

Well I'm the country's biggest fan of Difene, bar none - so I need no convincing on that front.

Just wondered if the gels actually worked. I know that the tabs certainly do!

My have to give it another go.

J Mysterio

Good **** though.

Chucken

This one is meant to be great.

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/handzoff_cream.gif

pharmaton

My name is URL wrote: »

Pernaton gel is your only man

that stuff smells like something that died and rotted and then died again

HeidiHeidi

J Mysterio wrote: »

The name though. Jesus. Diclac. Dic lac.

Think of it as die-clac. Might not upset you so much.

J Mysterio

I thought it funny, particularly at a time of such dreadful misogynism.

J Mysterio

:pac:

pharmaton

i missed the penis joke

My name is URL

pharmaton wrote: »

that stuff smells like something that died and rotted and then died again

Well it's chock-full of dead mussels so it ain't gonna smell like rainbows and pixie dust.

Try rubbing it on your balls. You'll never look back!

J Mysterio

I tell you though, you can really give the ol' spine a good flex with this stuff!

CrazyRabbit

Diclac....when one clac just isn't enough.

Gatling

CrazyRabbit wrote: »

Diclac....when one clac just isn't enough.

Double clac to open

J Mysterio

Last_Minute wrote: »

I rub it on my dik thrice daily

Laccing in that department?

J Mysterio

HeidiHeidi wrote: »

Do those creams actually work?

I always thought they were a bit of a cod, maybe I was underestimating them?

They actually can really help. As another poster noted, they're a level above stuff like Deep Heat etc. (and without the drama).

I feel kinda like I had a massage and had all those 'knots' kinked out.

Greenmachine

All depends how bad the pain is, maybe I am just unlucky in that I don't find it particularly effective. Where the tablet are concerned I absolutely have to make sure to take them with food, because they rip my stomach apart without food.

The One Doctor

J Mysterio wrote: »

I thought it funny, particularly at a time of such dreadful misogynism misandry.

FYP

J Mysterio

:pac:

Gatling

Think I'll stick with opiates (prescribed )

pharmaton

oh no you di'n't

*awaits the uprising of the twenty female boards users

J Mysterio

pharmaton wrote: »

it contains an anti inflammatory so it would be similar to taking a brufen or some other ibuprofen tablet, only as you apply it directly to the area you get instant results. I don't think it is as strong as a tablet form but sure rubbing stuff onto yourself is always good. Also, I once put it on a spot and it disappeared as if by magic.

I actually wonder if 'massage therapists' or the like ever use this **** to create the 'wow effect'. I wouldnt really know though as for some reason I never get any (I really should).

pharmaton

J Mysterio wrote: »

I actually wonder if 'massage therapists' or the like ever use this **** to create the 'wow effect'. I wouldnt really know though as for some reason I never get any (I really should).

I could market this shít as anti cellulite gel and become a millionaire. I must go rub some on my legs and test the theory.

mikom

Diclac
"Apply directly to the dic".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_SwD7RveNE

pharmaton

It's almost like now that sexist jokes are off limits there's nothing left to joke about.

Gatling

pharmaton wrote: »

It's almost like now that sexist jokes are off limits there's nothing left to joke about.

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