28 minutes of hiccups

Mrs Garth Brooks

I've had hiccups for the past 28 minutes.

Please, someone help me.

I've held my breath, drank water upside down.

HELP

geeksauce

Tablespoon of Sugar

Timberrrrrrrr

Mrs Garth Brooks wrote: »

I've had hiccups for the past 28 minutes.

Please, someone help me.

I've held my breath, drank water upside down.

HELP

Look in the mirror


Apparently a fright is the best cure.

Knasher

Block your ears and drink a glass of water (possibly with the help of a straw). Works every time for me.

SEPT 23 1989

A vindaloo will cure that

Mrs Garth Brooks

30 minutes of hiccups.

Fcuk me Jesus.

GLaDOS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2DscjJ7tN4

Timberrrrrrrr

Mrs Garth Brooks wrote: »

30 minutes of hiccups.

Fcuk me Jesus.

That could also work

Kevin McCloud

Eat some food.

youtube!

my bro in law had them for 2 days day and night during the summer for no reason

Into The Blue

Take 3 breaths as deep as you can, hold the third as you drink 5sips of water..

Mrs Garth Brooks

youtube! wrote: »

my bro in law had them for 2 days day and night during the summer for no reason

Ahhhh NO NO NO NO

leeroybrown

It's really simple - hold your breath. Now before you say "it didn't work" I'll explain why. Holding your breath works by increasing the carbon dioxide level in your body causing your muscles to relax to conserve oxygen. If you hold your breath for long enough your diaphragm will relax. It's just a case of really holding your breath for much longer than you want to.

Mr_Red

Block your nose and breath from your mouth

inforfun

Know someone who has hiccups since age 13. In her 30's now.

Good luck OP

Putting pressure on my chest and breathing as slowly and deeply as I can for a few breaths always does the job

I just googled it and apparently it's a thing

http://www.livestrong.com/article/101179-hiccups-pressure-points/

blade1

Had them for 2 days years ago!
Horrible experience, couldn't go to sleep and they started to burn after awhile.

Then out of the blue I sneezed and they disappeared!
Some relief!!!

Mrs Garth Brooks

38 minutes of hiccups, and they're finally gone. Thought they would never go.

Mr. CooL ICE

Take a mouthful of water but don't swallow. Put your head between your knees so that your head is upside down and swallow the entire mouthful in one big gulp.

Works for me.

Listen to some Garth Brooks and they'll leave in protest.

Mrs Garth Brooks

Candie wrote: »

Listen to some Garth Brooks and they'll leave in protest.

That's what I was trying to do when they started. Brand new album to. They wouldn't leave me alone in peace to listen to my beloved GB. Couldn't come at a worst time.

FionnK86

Need advice on hiccups....TO THE BOARDSMOBILE!!!

Mrs Garth Brooks

Mrs Garth Brooks wrote: »

That's what I was trying to do when they started. Brand new album to. They wouldn't leave me alone in peace to listen to my beloved GB. Couldn't come at a worst time.

Your body is punishing you. Listen to it.

Sip some hot tea if holding your breath or very slow breaths as described by Bluewolf doesn't work. Slow and deep breaths while I sip a hot drink works for me, I suppose by relaxing the muscles. Getting anxious about it probably won't help.

FionnK86

Candie wrote: »

Your body is punishing you. Listen to it.

Sip some hot tea if holding your breath or very slow breaths as described by Bluewolf doesn't work. Slow and deep breaths work for me while I sip a hot drink works for me, I suppose by relaxing the muscles. Getting anxious about it probably won't help.

After that, make sure to tell us ALL ABOUT IT!

FionnK86

FionnK86 wrote: »

After that, make sure to tell us ALL ABOUT IT!

I like details.

Gatling

Had them for a month after minor surgery 28 mins is nothing .

One person recommend trying to sip water through a paper towel or clean tea towel

Aurum

I find that this always works. Take a deep breath in and hold. Then swallow. Don’t breathe out yet, and try to take another small breath in. Swallow again. Still don’t breathe out, take one more small breath in, swallow again. Then breathe out normally.

seamus

28 minutes? Pfft, walk in the park. I've had them for hours before. There are no real proven ways to fix it yourself (though according to wikipedia, digital rectal massage is very effective ). I've tried everything, holding your breath, drinking water or fizzy drinks or whatever, hitting your stomach while being upside down, etc. What happens is that something works once and you think, "Great Scott, I've cracked it!". Then you try it again next time and it doesn't work.

I generally get a bad attack when I'm fairly drunk, probably due to something misfiring in my brain. This in turn makes me grumpy and no fun to be around, so I spend about an hour fighting them (and trying all the usual tricks) before deciding to just go home, which in itself makes me extra grumpy. 99% of the time the hiccups then go away when I'm 2 minutes from home, which is very irritating. But my theory is that a combination of slightly sobering up and being able to relax in the taxi for 20 minutes makes them go away.

My suggestion is to relax. Find a couch and something interesting to watch, and do that. The more you focus on them, the longer they will last.

DonalanFear

Mrs Garth Brooks wrote: »

38 minutes of hiccups, and they're finally gone. Thought they would never go.

Glad they're gone! What happened just before they stopped?

the_syco

Mrs Garth Brooks wrote: »

That's what I was trying to do when they started. Brand new album to. They wouldn't leave me alone in peace to listen to my beloved GB. Couldn't come at a worst time.

So... Mrs Garth Brooks is allergic to listening to Garth Brooks?

AnonoBoy

Mrs Garth Brooks wrote: »

That's what I was trying to do when they started. Brand new album to. They wouldn't leave me alone in peace to listen to my beloved GB. Couldn't come at a worst time.

They were trying to save your ear drums!

brummytom

A shot of vinegar works wonders.

Mrs Garth Brooks

the_syco wrote: »

So... Mrs Garth Brooks is allergic to listening to Garth Brooks?

Noooooo

kowloon

They'll come back, all you can hope for now is the sweet release of death.

Rothmans

Mrs Garth Brooks wrote: »

I've had hiccups for the past 28 minutes.

Please, someone help me.

I've held my breath, drank water upside down.

HELP

That's nothing. I get them for days at a time. Had hiccups for the entire weekend. Such a pain.

jonon9

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

A vindaloo will cure that

Funny you mention it was I always get hiccups eating a vindaloo.

mickstupp

Three and a half days was my longest. Terrible terrible experience.

Egginacup

Mrs Garth Brooks wrote: »

That's what I was trying to do when they started. Brand new album to. They wouldn't leave me alone in peace to listen to my beloved GB. Couldn't come at a worst time.

You deserved them!

Egginacup

Gatling wrote: »

Had them for a month after minor surgery 28 mins is nothing .

One person recommend trying to sip water through a paper towel or clean tea towel

And you thought you'd share that as sound scientific advice?
Why not walk around a church anti-clockwise while you're at it or hire a witch doctor to cast out the demons.

seamus

seamus wrote: »

What happens is that something works once and you think, "Great Scott, I've cracked it!". Then you try it again next time and it doesn't work.

Nah, mine works every time. Thank christ

jennytightlips

Chew on a jelly sweet always works for me