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Energy drinks are the work of SATAN!!!

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    #2
    jamesbere
    Registered Users Posts: 5,022 ✭✭✭jamesbere


    More the work of santa


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    #3
    jacksie66
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,988 ✭✭✭jacksie66


    This post has been deleted.


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    #4
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    quite a milf


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    #5
    rizzodun
    Registered Users Posts: 2,598 ✭✭✭rizzodun


    Posted this on Twitter earlier, for all the millions Monster spend on advertising this is probably their best ad ever, and it didn't cost them a thing.


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    #6
    Kylo Ren
    Registered Users Posts: 10,364 ✭✭✭✭Kylo Ren


    "Jesus said 'my people perish for lack of knowledge'."

    The irony.


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    Sheep Lover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,730 ✭✭✭Sheep Lover


    Pfft, the devil, thank god I'm an atheist.


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    #8
    wendell borton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭wendell borton


    Sheep Lover wrote: »
    Pfft, the devil, thank god I'm an atheist.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnGo6Qm0Wt8
    :cool:


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    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users Posts: 5,148 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    They are a joke though. People fall for the 'energy' drink thing too easily. Should be called lethargic drinks.


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    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Monster. Tastes like Satans piss.


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    #11
    shruikan2553
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭shruikan2553


    I though Satan made his money through freemium games. Turns out he sells energy drinks because.....ummm.....it says so in the bible? I dont know.


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    Chucken
    Registered Users Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057323322


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    Mongfinder General
    Registered Users Posts: 1,992 ✭✭✭Mongfinder General


    We're all gonna burn in hell...


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    cml387
    Registered Users Posts: 8,398 ✭✭✭cml387


    Only the Devil could make people lay out over two euro for flavoured water.


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    FairytaleGirl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 663 ✭✭✭FairytaleGirl


    Dafvq did I just watch!


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    Uncle Ruckus
    Registered Users Posts: 203 ✭✭Uncle Ruckus


    Americans-the source of the lulz.


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    Chunners
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 424 ✭✭Chunners


    Way too much time on her hands


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    starlit
    Registered Users Posts: 12,342 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    I don't know how people can drink that stuff bar red bull I'd have on nights out.


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    ClovenHoof
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,121 ✭✭✭ClovenHoof


    She is right. how do you think I got my cloven hoofs.


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    Chunners
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 424 ✭✭Chunners


    ClovenHoof wrote: »
    She is right. how do you think I got my cloven hoofs.

    I heard that was a side effect of chronic masturbation, so are getting hairy palms and going blind so I'm told


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    Tail Docker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    Munster energy ftw - it's allowed to Fester for a while. Gives it an extra kick.


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    DoYouEvenLift
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,188 ✭✭✭DoYouEvenLift


    I watched the video and then eventually up watching how krispy kreme doughnuts are made through the related videos


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    Riddle101
    Registered Users Posts: 8,392 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    Monster should use that woman for their advertisement campaign. Reverse psychology all that you know.

    Then she would unintentionally be helping Satan, which would be the best way to get back at her.


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    kfallon
    Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Mad as a bag of cats that wan


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    mad muffin
    Registered Users Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    whats newxt wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bntfUA6TmLs

    I got goosebumps watching this. I remembered I hadn't had my hourly intake of Satans piss yet…


    *cracks open a can of Satans piss*


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    jacksie66
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,988 ✭✭✭jacksie66


    This post has been deleted.


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    Drakares
    Registered Users Posts: 904 ✭✭✭Drakares


    DoYouEvenLift wrote: »
    I watched the video and then eventually up watching how krispy kreme doughnuts are made through the related videos

    I'm intrigued. How are they made?


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    Sofiztikated
    Registered Users Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    It's a shame she's wrong with the whole 666 thing.

    Earlier texts show that the "Number of the Beast" is 616, which supposedly has something to do with Caligula.

    So if she's wrong on that point, then what else could she be wrong on?! What if the whole thing is nonsense!!!!


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    lego101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 61 ✭✭lego101


    Some people are crazy!


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    cletus van damme
    Closed Accounts Posts: 960 ✭✭✭cletus van damme


    monster and vodka is a great combo.


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    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    Love the way she pronounces Mon ster,

    Wonder what she thinks of red bull...


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