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Coveting.

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  • 09-11-2014 7:30pm
    #1
    kneemos
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    Do you covet you neighbours wife?


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    Sheep Lover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,730 ✭✭✭Sheep Lover


    Not often, most of the time I just batter her up the arse.


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    TheBeardedLady
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,086 ✭✭✭TheBeardedLady


    You don't even have alcohol to blame for this one.


    There a lesbian couple on one side of me and a mother and grown son on the other, so this is a coveting-free zone. Amen.


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    Timberrrrrrrr
    Registered Users Posts: 25,486 ✭✭✭✭Timberrrrrrrr


    Sheep Lover wrote: »
    Not often, most of the time I just batter her up the arse.

    Your neighbour is married to a sheep?


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    Sheep Lover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,730 ✭✭✭Sheep Lover


    Timberrrrrrrr wrote: »
    Your neighbour is married to a sheep?

    It's an all inclusive community, very multicultural and multispeciesal


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    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 6,025 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    kneemos wrote: »
    Do you covet you neighbours wife?

    No, but I wouldn't mind her husband.

    ;)


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    kneemos
    Registered Users Posts: 20,416 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Jake1 wrote: »
    No, but I wouldn't mind her husband.

    ;)

    That's allowed apparently.


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    Zemuppet
    Registered Users Posts: 523 ✭✭✭Zemuppet


    No on the neighbours wife. Though George Carlin once said that coveting keeps the economy going. Your neighbour has a vibrator that sings Come all ye faithful. You wanna get one too.


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    keith16
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    "Covet thy neighbours wife"

    Sounds so outdated doesn't it? Makes the wife sound like actual property.


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    wexie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,480 ✭✭✭wexie


    kneemos wrote: »
    That's allowed apparently.

    what about the neighbours daughters? that okay?


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    harry Bailey esq
    Registered Users Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    Im pretty sure my neighbour can rest easy in the knowledge that I,nor anybody else for that matter covets his wife,she's been dead for a quarter of a century.So no.


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    Manach
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 9,694 Mod ✭✭✭✭Manach


    Well of course if one have no interest in any sort of moral order, the fashionably is questioned first. Rules and regulations are so last year. :rolleyes:


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    kneemos
    Registered Users Posts: 20,416 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    wexie wrote: »
    what about the neighbours daughters? that okay?

    Presumably so.


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    wexie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,480 ✭✭✭wexie


    kneemos wrote: »
    Presumably so.

    woohoo!!!

    Think mrs Wexie would probably take a rather dim view of it though.

    Probably


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    Tail Docker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    I'm married 25 years. At this stage, I doubt the missus would mind if I covered the neighbours wife, let alone coveted her..she'd be glad of the break.


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    catallus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    To allow covetousness into your soul is to give free rein to the writhing evil at the heart of man.

    It would be madness to put one's destiny in peril through such godless action.


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    suicide_circus
    Registered Users Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    kneemos wrote: »
    That's allowed apparently.

    Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's ass.


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    RhubarbCrumble
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,174 ✭✭✭RhubarbCrumble


    No, but then again I'm a straight female. The neighbours wife is quite a rude individual. He's a pleasant enough man, but definitely under the thumb. She wears the trousers in that house.


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    #19
    --LOS--
    Registered Users Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭--LOS--


    I don't know who my neighbour is, I used to live in the apartment next door so I used to be my neighbour


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    Hercule Poirot
    Registered Users Posts: 4,231 ✭✭✭Hercule Poirot


    kneemos wrote: »
    Do you covet you neighbours wife?

    No, but his oxen keep giving me the eye


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    beertons
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 23,079 ✭✭✭✭beertons


    I wouldn't mind yer one in number 1, she's a bit of a ginger Eva Longoria.


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