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Mysterious chinese advertisement

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  • 05-11-2014 1:17pm
    #1
    MRnotlob606
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    What does the Chinese advertisement on boards say, I want in.


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    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    MRnotlob606 wrote: »
    What does the Chinese advertisement on boards say, I want in.
    If I know my Chinese, it's probably something to do with Octopus Schoolgirl Sex Parties!


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    kneemos
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    I've read it twice...not a clue.


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    Green Mile
    Registered Users Posts: 494 ✭✭Green Mile


    What are you talking about?

    You do know the adverts you see on WebPages is not what everyone else sees right? The adds you see are targeted to you based on your recent searches. These are targeted adverts.

    You might have searched something Asian in google recently which would explain it.

    For me, I am seeking Carlsberg adverts which makes sense as I was recently google-ing that company.


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    seamus
    Registered Users Posts: 68,317 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    smash wrote: »
    If I know my Chinese, it's probably something to do with Octopus Schoolgirl Sex Parties!
    That's Japanese.

    If it's Chinese it's an advertisement for fresh cooked octopus schoolgirl tentacles.


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    dmc17
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    Green Mile wrote: »
    What are you talking about?

    You do know the adverts you see on WebPages is not what everyone else sees right? The adds you see are targeted to you based on your recent searches. These are targeted adverts.

    You might have searched something Asian in google recently which would explain it.

    For me, I am seeking Carlsberg adverts which makes sense as I was recently google-ing that company.

    Maybe the OP went for a Chinese takeaway recently and somebody was watching them..........


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    The Backwards Man
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    Something about a dress and a sister I think.


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    #8
    paddylonglegs
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    You a winna ha ha ha. You a winna ha ha ha


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    TheBandicoot
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    Why not post a screenshot so those of us who are sensible enough to use adblock have an idea what the f*uck you are on about?


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    #10
    FatherLen
    Registered Users Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    it's a chinese restaurant going into competition with the polski skleps and offering swan on their menu.


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    SpaceTime
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,088 ✭✭✭SpaceTime


    It probably just means your internet traffic is being mysteriously routed through Chinese servers.

    I'd do a traceroute if I were you...


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    [Deleted User]
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    Ad blocker here, no ads ;)
    Just how I like it!


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    Donkey Oaty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,533 ✭✭✭Donkey Oaty


    Chinese - a great bunch of ads.


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    dmc17
    Registered Users Posts: 3,729 ✭✭✭dmc17


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    Ad blocker here, no ads ;)
    Just how I like it!

    How do you know what you need to buy, without ads?


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    #15
    Dancor
    Registered Users Posts: 3,623 ✭✭✭Dancor


    GABBO

    In chinese


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    [Deleted User]
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    dmc17 wrote: »
    How do you know what you need to buy, without ads?
    If I need it, I google it 99.9999999999999999999999999999999999999 of stuff in ads I don't need!
    I may want or desire it but I don't need it.


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    Generic Dreadhead
    Registered Users Posts: 10,870 ✭✭✭✭Generic Dreadhead


    Deleted User wrote: »
    If I need it, I google it 99.9999999999999999999999999999999999999 of stuff in ads I don't need!
    I may want or desire it but I don't need it.

    "Dolan Baker, this is the Internet, Internet, meet Dolan Baker'


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    minotour
    Registered Users Posts: 655 ✭✭✭minotour


    I know the one you arr on about. i get it too because i do a lot of "Asian Massage Parlour" searches, whats your excuse?

    Anyway, i ran it through google translate and the following is what came out.

    清創 清創 = "Ching Chong, Ching Chong"

    I sh1t you not!


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    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    seamus wrote: »
    That's Japanese.

    If it's Chinese it's an advertisement for fresh cooked octopus schoolgirl tentacles.
    Fcuk sake, I'm always mixing up my Asians.

    Oh look, Jackie Chan....


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    [Deleted User]
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    Cormac... wrote: »
    "Dolan Baker, this is the Internet, Internet, meet Dolan Baker'
    I'm old enough to remember when the internet didn't carry adverts of any kind. ;) If it did, this page would take an hour to load. :eek:

    1200baud dial up.


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