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Animals in chippers

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  • 02-11-2014 4:11am
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    Registered Users Posts: 945 ✭✭✭


    Some of the sights in chippers at this hour of the morning is disgusting. I am not perfect myself but if you were to go in sober and look about the place it's not nice. People should not be allowed eat garlic cheese chips while drunk


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 457 ✭✭CaptainInsano


    Abra?


  • Registered Users Posts: 945 ✭✭✭WhiteWalls


    Abra?

    Smacs


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,893 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    WhiteWalls wrote: »
    Some of the sights in chippers at this hour of the morning is disgusting. I am not perfect myself but if you were to go in sober and look about the place it's not nice. People should not be allowed eat garlic cheese chips while drunk

    The only time garlic chips should be eaten is when drunk.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    But unfair on animals. I've never seen my doggy with taco sauce all down her front or half a chicken ball stuck under her collar.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    It's not just in chippers.

    A lot of people out and about at this time are absolute messes.

    Less than 24 hours ago, 6am, pisshead pissed in the hallway (in a hotel) nowhere near his room, nowhere near a jacks, and not sleep walking. Just heading to his room, whipped out Mr Floppy, and let rip.

    Had to pick 2 bridesmaids up off the floor, they were unable to stand.

    Night before, someone exited one of the lifts, and projectile vomited all over the carpet. And walked off.

    Vile, vile disgusting creatures.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 945 ✭✭✭WhiteWalls


    It's not just in chippers.

    A lot of people out and about at this time are absolute messes.

    Less than 24 hours ago, 6am, pisshead pissed in the hallway (in a hotel) nowhere near his room, nowhere near a jacks, and not sleep walking. Just heading to his room, whipped out Mr Floppy, and let rip.

    Had to pick 2 bridesmaids up off the floor, they were unable to stand.

    Night before, someone exited one of the lifts, and projectile vomited all over the carpet. And walked off.

    Vile, vile disgusting creatures.


    Its a good job ye night porters get paid so well!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭Fred Swanson


    This post has been deleted.


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    The lower order traits come out in some when they're intoxicated, showing the true colours. I used to notice that in college, certain people would get real on and start causing trouble.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    This post has been deleted.

    Check the menu for that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,193 ✭✭✭Mark Tapley


    The lower order traits come out in some when they're intoxicated, showing the true colours. I used to notice that in college, certain people would get real on and start causing trouble.

    Could you elucidate about these " lower order traits"?


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  • Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I like my animals to be deep fried.
    Nom.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,820 ✭✭✭FanadMan


    It's not just in chippers.

    A lot of people out and about at this time are absolute messes.

    Less than 24 hours ago, 6am, pisshead pissed in the hallway (in a hotel) nowhere near his room, nowhere near a jacks, and not sleep walking. Just heading to his room, whipped out Mr Floppy, and let rip.

    Had to pick 2 bridesmaids up off the floor, they were unable to stand.

    Night before, someone exited one of the lifts, and projectile vomited all over the carpet. And walked off.

    Vile, vile disgusting creatures.


    Get back to R&R with that lol


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,096 ✭✭✭✭the groutch


    It's not just in chippers.

    A lot of people out and about at this time are absolute messes.

    Less than 24 hours ago, 6am, pisshead pissed in the hallway (in a hotel) nowhere near his room, nowhere near a jacks, and not sleep walking. Just heading to his room, whipped out Mr Floppy, and let rip.

    Had to pick 2 bridesmaids up off the floor, they were unable to stand.

    Night before, someone exited one of the lifts, and projectile vomited all over the carpet. And walked off.

    Vile, vile disgusting creatures.

    Not as bad as the infamous wedding ****ter


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,046 ✭✭✭Berserker


    Not as bad as the infamous wedding ****ter

    That was a thread and a half, wasn't it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    My local chipper has loads of fish in the place.

    Bits of dead pigs, cows and chickens too.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    Could you elucidate about these " lower order traits"?

    People that had attained the same educational status as him except they wore Adidas bottoms instead of Canterbury ones.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    anncoates wrote: »
    People that had attained the same educational status as him except they wore Adidas bottoms instead of Canterbury ones.

    Or even, shudder, Le Coq Sportif...


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,812 ✭✭✭thelad95


    My local chipper has loads of fish in the place.

    Bits of dead pigs, cows and chickens too.

    Good idea, poor execution my friend.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,235 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    WhiteWalls wrote: »
    Some of the sights in chippers at this hour of the morning is disgusting. I am not perfect myself but if you were to go in sober and look about the place it's not nice. People should not be allowed eat garlic cheese chips while drunk

    Why would you go into a chipper, sober, after 3 in the morning?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,504 ✭✭✭ArtyC


    Birneybau wrote: »
    Why would you go into a chipper, sober, after 3 in the morning?

    If you finished work and felt like a chipper I guess


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  • Registered Users Posts: 10,235 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    ArtyC wrote: »
    If you finished work and felt like a chipper I guess

    Fair enough but you're gonna expect p!ssed people in Supermacs I imagine.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    This post has been deleted.


    http://www.joe.ie/news/pic-no-horse-outside-rule-for-this-dublin-chipper/347825

    One horse in chipper :-)


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,318 ✭✭✭Absoluvely


    Animals in chippers?



  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    I like my animals to be deep fried.
    Nom.

    Moe: You could flash fry a buffalo in forty seconds with this baby.
    Homer: 40 Seconds?!! But I want it now

    :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,855 ✭✭✭Nabber


    I thought this was about chippers selling badger burgers and what not.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    Badger Burgers, that sounds ****ing delish.Weasel dogs,racoon kebabs, squirrel wraps, the posibilities are endless!
    HEY KIDS! WE EATIN DINNER TONIGHT! CMON


  • Registered Users Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Lapin wrote: »
    I was expecting a thread about a horse in a chipper.

    Check the menu for that.

    Cow burger or horse burger. Personally, I can't tell the difference and couldn't careless when it's 3:00AM and I'm ravenous.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,820 ✭✭✭FanadMan


    Absoluvely wrote: »
    Animals in chippers?

    Is that supposed to shock people into veganism or something? Think this is what happens to animals that die of natural causes. Better that they are turned into fertilizer than left to rot where they die.


  • Registered Users Posts: 438 ✭✭brandnewaward


    Berserker wrote: »
    That was a thread and a half, wasn't it.

    linik please:D:D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,096 ✭✭✭✭the groutch




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