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Santa Claus is dead

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    #2
    jamo2oo9
    Registered Users Posts: 5,780 ✭✭✭jamo2oo9


    Oh thank god. I thought you meant the actual Santa. Christmas ain't cancelled folks. No need to panic :)


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    zef
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    The babby Jesus is supposed to epitomise Christmas


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    DuMorph
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    The kids will be delighted.


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    Hitchens
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    DuMorph wrote: »
    The kids will be delighted...........

    .............and the goats! meh


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    Lapin
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    zef wrote: »
    The babby Jesus is supposed to epitomise Christmas

    Has someone been stringing you along with that old chestnut too?

    Santa is the obvious person to represent Christmas. After all, there are some people out there who doubt whether Jesus even existed. ;)


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    cursai
    Registered Users Posts: 2,915 ✭✭✭cursai


    No he's not. He just being working hard the last eight months.


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    kingchess
    Registered Users Posts: 795 ✭✭✭kingchess


    Jesus will not come down your chimney at Christmas-only Santa will do that.


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    Karl Stein
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,689 ✭✭✭Karl Stein


    Strange how all Santa imposters end up dead...


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    Ruu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    He still has an account here but hasn't posted in a bit.


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    #11
    Meangadh
    Registered Users Posts: 3,963 ✭✭✭Meangadh


    ...I don't know... this seems very unorthodox...


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    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,855 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Of course Santa is dead , he's been buried down in County Kilkenny


    http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/santa-buried-in-ireland-26591841.html
    The remains of St Nicholas of Myra, the philanthropist who lived in the 4th century and was the bishop of Lycia, are thought to have been moved to Jerpoint Abbey some 800 years ago.


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    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
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    Santa is like Dr Who, he just reappears in another body.


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    #14
    kneemos
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    Jesus is on Twitter,very witty.


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    Duckworth_Luas
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    Just rang all the nephews and nieces to tell them the news. Didn't take it as well as I'd expected.


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    Littlehorny
    Registered Users Posts: 2,351 ✭✭✭Littlehorny


    Is this like when the Cavan man who brought his kids to a cemetary to show them where Santa is buried? :)


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    Donkey Oaty
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    I've seen Santa at Switzers.


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    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
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    http://s11.photobucket.com/user/BroodjeBauer/media/GrafKerstman.jpg.html


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    Hitchens
    Registered Users Posts: 7,987 ✭✭✭Hitchens


    Donkey Oaty wrote: »
    I've seen Santa at Switzers.
    nah, that was just Santy :p


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    Deenie123
    Closed Accounts Posts: 481 ✭✭Deenie123


    Ah no, not Santa!


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    C.K Dexter Haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    Hitchens wrote: »
    nah, that was just Santy :p

    People who have seen Santa @ Switzers would never call him Santy:pac:


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    Diabhal Beag
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    Only a few months till the allegations are made


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    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,855 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Donkey Oaty wrote: »
    I've seen Santa at Switzers.
    Not recently.


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