Wasn't confession great, I want a form of atheist confession

Shiraz 4.99

You have to hand it to the god folk with their reset button on the guilt machine.
Act like a complete c-unit for 8 weeks, go in & mumble to the guy who mumbles backs, recite a few poems repeatedly & you're cleansed with a complete clean slate.

With atheism I have to resort to drink to forget what I wanker I've been & when I wake up in the morning I'm still a wanker.

God folk played a blinder here, top respect.

Saipanne

No. I'd rather take responsibility for my actions, than place them on others shoulders.

anncoates

Shiraz 4.99 wrote: »

when I wake up in the morning I'm still a wanker..

Acceptance is often the first step.

twin_beacon

we have, its called the courts!
and for penance....JAIL!

Optimalprimerib

Is it racist to hate athiests. If so I would like to confess, im a racist.

Shiraz 4.99

Shiraz 4.99 wrote: »

Wasn't confession great, I want a form of atheist confession You have to hand it to the god folk with their reset button on the guilt machine.

Thats what After Hours is for. Tell us what you have done. We will forgive you. Promise

Optimalprimerib wrote: »

Is it racist to hate athiests. If so I would like to confess, im a racist.

It's ok, we love you.

Barely There

Just use boards.

Tell us you sins and we'll laugh at/forgive you.

The Backwards Man

A wanker is a wanker, nothing all the priests and booze in the world can do it about it. Only thing that change someone being a wanker is themselves

smcgiff

Shiraz 4.99 wrote: »

what I wanker I've been

That's a start...

Now, that'll be two hail Mary's and an Our Father.

Dravokivich

Shiraz 4.99 wrote: »

With atheism I have to resort to drink to forget what I wanker I've been & when I wake up in the morning I'm still a wanker.

Why not just make an effort to show'em some sort decency to the people you've treated badly and apologise or do something for them?

Fúcking off for a bit of comfort from someone completely unrelated to your wankathon doesn't really absolve you of being a wanker in the first place.

Boskowski

The nearest thing to an atheist confession is after hours. Feel free to share.

tritium

Just go and use the catholic confession. Its not like you need to show catholic id and the belief thing is fairly optional even amongst catholics

Badly Drunk Boy

Isn't the American version of it called "Going to your Shrink"?

Drakares

Another religion bashing thread, haven't had one of these in a few hours..

LeinsterDub

Sure we all know we atheists have no morals. Do as ye like.

Steve F

Optimalprimerib wrote: »

Is it racist to hate athiests. If so I would like to confess, im a racist.

" I hear you're a racist now Father":pac:

Shiraz 4.99

Drakares wrote: »

Another religion bashing thread, haven't had one of these in a few hours..

Read the OP, this is pro-confession

Birneybau

Drakares wrote: »

Another religion bashing thread, haven't had one of these in a few hours..

We need more, maybe every hour.

Hoop66

smcgiff wrote: »

That's a start...

Now, that'll be two Bloody Mary's and a How's Your Father.

FYP

Scannal

All religion stinks but people are free to follow it if they want as long as they're not harming anyone. It's the religious fanatics that are annoying and there's plenty of them among the various religions be it Muslim, Athiest, Christian or whatever.

cloud493

Sigh. The smug atheist brigade is back.

fergiesfolly

Wouldn't it make a great Stickied Thread.
Confess your sins and the next poster decides on your penance.

bogwalrus

I agree. AH should have a stickied confessions thread. We need to nominate a few priests, possibly a cardinal and a few altar boys. Alter boys go in the confession box with the priest dont they?