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Muppet causes security alert in Dublin Airport by claiming to have Ebola

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  • 01-11-2014 12:18am
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    Lapin
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    A security alert was declared at Dublin Airport today following an incident on an Aer Lingus flight from Milan.

    It is understood a passenger on the plane claimed he had Ebola after writing it on a coffee cup.

    Gardaí say they are at the scene of a public order offence.

    In a statement to RTÉ News, Aer Lingus said: "A security issue arose on flight EI 433 (Milan to Dublin.) As a precaution passengers and crew were temporarily held on board the aircraft at Dublin airport while the matter was investigated."

    RTÉ News - Full Article


    Now unlike our friend in Stansted the other day, this is a very different kettle of fish.

    Claiming to have a highly transmittable disease that has the planet on alert at the moment in a confined space like an aircraft reveals a level of stupidity that is hard to match.

    He should be taken to the isolated observation unit at the Mater hospital and held there for three weeks to assertain whether he is bullshítting or not.

    Then if this proves to be the case (which I suspect it is), upon his discharge, he should have label placed on his back with the words 'I'M A GOBSHÍTE' written on it and be kicked up and down O'Connell Street Dublin for an hour on a busy Saturday afternoon..
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