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Male Menapouse

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  • 29-10-2014 11:17pm
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    ElizaT33
    Registered Users Posts: 191 ✭✭


    :eek:
    Ok so we poor women go through it - I'm a youngish one going through it at the min - I'm forgetful, sometimes seriously scary in an over-passionate, emotional, hot (temperature wise), wet (sweat-wise), tearful then seriously happy weird way - what about you guys? Truth only pls?


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    amacca
    Registered Users Posts: 6,799 ✭✭✭amacca


    No - I have no ovaries

    I have gotten a lot crankier lately

    Damn these testes of mine for robbing me of something else moan about


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    biko
    Registered Users Posts: 81,223 ✭✭✭✭biko


    It's only us 14 to 24 year olds in this forum dontchaknow?


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    How Soon Is Now
    Registered Users Posts: 13,109 ✭✭✭✭How Soon Is Now


    Ahhhhh so thats whats wrong with most of you s ......


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    Talib Fiasco
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,428 ✭✭✭Talib Fiasco


    ElizaT33 wrote: »
    :eek:
    Ok so we poor women go through it - I'm a youngish one going through it at the min - I'm forgetful, sometimes seriously scary in an over-passionate, emotional, hot (temperature wise), wet (sweat-wise), tearful then seriously happy weird way - what about you guys? Truth only pls?

    The truth is as us males get older we lose the ability to retain our ehm...bodily fluids so in simple terms we lose all our baby creating juices through uncontrollable leakage and when it stops...the ability to father new young stops.


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    Hitchens
    Registered Users Posts: 7,987 ✭✭✭Hitchens


    there's a school of thought nowadays that menopause for either gender may in some cases actually be early onset dementia, sadly


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    ElizaT33
    Registered Users Posts: 191 ✭✭ElizaT33


    Talib Fiasco wrote: »
    The truth is as us males get older we lose the ability to retain our ehm...bodily fluids so in simple terms we lose all our baby creating juices through uncontrollable leakage and when it stops...the ability to father new young stops.

    I take it that you're older than the 'young bucks' who replied earlier!:D


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    El Weirdo
    Registered Users Posts: 11,646 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    biko wrote: »
    It's only us 14 to 24 year olds in this forum dontchaknow?
    Yeah.

    What's with all the oldies in here lately?


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    ElizaT33
    Registered Users Posts: 191 ✭✭ElizaT33


    Hitchens wrote: »
    there's a school of thought nowadays that menopause for either gender may in some cases actually be early onset dementia, sadly

    Ah ****! I really thought I finally had a reason to behave madly!:confused:


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    Talib Fiasco
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,428 ✭✭✭Talib Fiasco


    ElizaT33 wrote: »
    I take it that you're older than the 'young bucks' who replied earlier!:D

    Na just turned 20 at the start of the summer...


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    ElizaT33
    Registered Users Posts: 191 ✭✭ElizaT33


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Yeah.

    What's with all the oldies in here lately?

    Watch and learn!


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    Talib Fiasco
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,428 ✭✭✭Talib Fiasco


    ElizaT33 wrote: »
    Watch and learn!

    Well there is no substitute for decades of experience ;)


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    El Weirdo
    Registered Users Posts: 11,646 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    ElizaT33 wrote: »
    Watch and learn!
    Pfft.

    Learn how to smell of wee, maybe.


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    ElizaT33
    Registered Users Posts: 191 ✭✭ElizaT33


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Pfft.

    Learn how to smell of wee, maybe.

    Stupid response ....... Weirdo in fact!


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    Talib Fiasco
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,428 ✭✭✭Talib Fiasco


    ElizaT33 wrote: »
    Stupid response ....... Weirdo in fact!

    It appears your comedic ability is going through menopause too


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    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Pfft..

    You've sprung a leak. It's starting....


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    ElizaT33
    Registered Users Posts: 191 ✭✭ElizaT33


    Sadly it seems AH is full of kids - Jeez I thought it was just full of jokers and was good for a bit of fun and now and again a bit of chat! My mistake Mods!


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    DeadHand
    Registered Users Posts: 2,735 ✭✭✭DeadHand


    The ability to spell also declines sharply.


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    Hitchens
    Registered Users Posts: 7,987 ✭✭✭Hitchens


    ElizaT33 wrote: »
    Sadly it seems AH is full of kids - Jeez I thought it was just full of jokers and was good for a bit of fun and now and again a bit of chat! My mistake Mods!

    actually it's more like it's full of mammys boys still living at home and a scattering of radical multicultural leftists :pac:


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    DeadHand
    Registered Users Posts: 2,735 ✭✭✭DeadHand


    Hitchens wrote: »
    actually it's more like it's full of mammys boys still living at home and a scattering of radical multicultural leftists :pac:

    Considerable overlap between those two.


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    Chunners
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 424 ✭✭Chunners


    Knowing it is something I will never experience makes me really happy


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    ToddyDoody
    Registered Users Posts: 4,421 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    You could look at the male mid-life crisis as a kind of psychological menopause. Whole separate thread though. (Surprised The Simpsons never did a mid life crisis episode episode)


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    Cyber Ghost
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 382 ✭✭Cyber Ghost


    Talib Fiasco wrote: »
    The truth is as us males get older we lose the ability to retain our ehm...bodily fluids so in simple terms we lose all our baby creating juices through uncontrollable leakage and when it stops...the ability to father new young stops.

    That "uncontrollable leakage" has been around since males are about 14. It's called masturbation


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    BBJBIG
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 277 ✭✭BBJBIG


    Cyber Ghost wrote: »
    That "uncontrollable leakage" has been around since males are about 14. It's called masturbation

    Yeah - but ya pull d pud off yoself a lot less ...


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    Generic Dreadhead
    Registered Users Posts: 10,870 ✭✭✭✭Generic Dreadhead


    ElizaT33 wrote: »
    what about you guys? Truth only pls?

    :pac::pac::pac:
    :pac::pac:
    :pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:
    :pac::pac:
    :pac::pac::pac:


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    DuMorph
    Closed Accounts Posts: 169 ✭✭DuMorph


    ToddyDoody wrote: »
    You could look at the male mid-life crisis as a kind of psychological menopause. Whole separate thread though. (Surprised The Simpsons never did a mid life crisis episode episode)

    I thought all episodes of The Simpsons were mid-life crises episodes.


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