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I'd murder a kebab.

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  • 27-10-2014 9:11am
    #1
    DiegoCosta
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    If I say that am I being disrespectful to the victims and families of murderers?


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    Sunnyisland
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    The donors Wouldent be to happy about it...


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    FullblownRose
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    Sometimes the urge comes on ya alright. About twice a year I have to have a kebab, then remember why I don't bother the rest of the time!


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    Little CuChulainn
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    I thought this was going to be a thread about vegetarianism and meat being murder.


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    Lapin
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    Loada shish.


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    Augmerson
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    Remove Kebab.


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    Sir Osis of Liver.
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    Stick to the kebabs Joe.


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    jester77
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    I have one at least once a week, it is the ultimate fast food.


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    My name is URL
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    No need for murder. The meats probably been dead for 3 years already


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    Generic Dreadhead
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    9 Posts in and someone hasn't mentioned Supermacs..... well that's a 1st for you lot :pac:


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    Micky Dolenz
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    I was out with some friends, they got quite concerned when I loudly said "I'd murder an Indian tonight"


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    brummytom
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    I got a kebab last night. I've a feeling I might see it again later.

    Horrible things.


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    Greenmachine
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    Micky Dolenz wrote: »
    I was out with some friends, they got quite concerned when I loudly said "I'd murder an Indian tonight"

    If I murder anything tonight it will be "a chinese" name szeuchaun.


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    jester77
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    Micky Dolenz wrote: »
    I was out with some friends, they got quite concerned when I loudly said "I'd murder an Indian tonight"

    Not surprised, Native American would have been the correct term to use


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    Micky Dolenz
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    This thread reminds me of a completely off topic story.

    A few weeks ago I was heading to a party, on the way there I passed this dodgy as fcuk food stand on the street. It looked really grotty. I was thinking who in the fcuk would eat from there.

    Cue 6 hours later, a drunken me returning from the party. The place looked great, as I munched on the unknown bread/meat?? thing, I had a moment of clarity. Yes, I am a pisshead.


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    LizT
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    Never really understood the attraction to kebabs...

    *waits for joke*


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    Ruu
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    I'd kill for a cup of tea!


    'Internet mod on murder rampage'


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    Kermit.de.frog
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    Ughhhh. Kebab at 8am OP!? Sounds horrible.

    It's porridge or I may even indulge in a little musli when I get out of the leaba. Breakfast of the gods.


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    Banjo String
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    Zaytoons, across from the Turkshead /porterhouse do some decent kebabs.

    Could murder one myself now that you mention it.


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    The Diabolical Monocle
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    Might help if you could eat the fecking things. They're the worlds messiest food to eat, like some kind of meaty game of jenga.


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    Son Of A Vidic
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    Micky Dolenz wrote: »
    This thread reminds me of a completely off topic story.

    A few weeks ago I was heading to a party, on the way there I passed this dodgy as fcuk food stand on the street. It looked really grotty. I was thinking who in the fcuk would eat from there.

    Cue 6 hours later, a drunken me returning from the party. The place looked great, as I munched on the unknown bread/meat?? thing, I had a moment of clarity. Yes, I am a pisshead.

    I don't think there's anything more admirable than an honest pisshead. Brought a tear to the eye that did.


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    Potential-Monke
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    Banjo String wrote: »
    Zaytoons, across from the Turkshead /porterhouse do some decent kebabs.

    Could murder one myself now that you mention it.

    I'm going to take a wild guess that's in Dublin, in which case it's the same place than a man promised me they had the best kebabs in Ireland. I was doubtful, so after a night out in the big smoke, i made my way there. Was actually a night of 2 1sts, came from Coppers (never again!). Anyway, extremely disappointed. Small, and only meh. Not a tap on the proper* kebabs done by the Indian lads.
    The Diabolical Monocle wrote: »
    Might help if you could eat the fecking things. They're the worlds messiest food to eat, like some kind of meaty game of jenga.

    If you go to a proper* kebab shop, where they make their own bread and it's rolled, rather than in a pitta, they're way easier to eat.

    *As proper as you can get in Ireland.


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    voz es
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    I'm hungry....


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    Micky Dolenz wrote: »
    I was out with some friends, they got quite concerned when I loudly said "I'd murder an Indian tonight"


    Around the time Johnaton Woodgate and Lee Bowyer were to face trial for the assault on the Asian chap, that was the joke that was doing the rounds (although I think the victim in question was of Pakistani origin and not Indian)


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    McChubbin
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    Gah! I meant to quote someone about eating muesli and I mistook the little button for Reporting a post as the Quote button. Woops! D:
    Typing this on me phone so apologies!
    I'm quite partial to a nice chicken kebab from time to time but nothing too spicy.


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    kowloon
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    Banjo String wrote: »
    Zaytoons, across from the Turkshead /porterhouse do some decent kebabs.

    Could murder one myself now that you mention it.

    Also would recommend Iskanders opposite the central bank.

    You don't have that giant cylinder of reconstituted meat in a good kebab place.


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    biko
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    I don't think it's murder when you just eat it and it was already dead when you found it.


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