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So whats the story with these pills

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,383 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    Take the blue one. Or the red. I don't know.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,797 ✭✭✭Kevin McCloud


    One a day.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,285 ✭✭✭Summer wind


    They're our governments answer to Armageddon.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,922 ✭✭✭dashcamdanny


    They could simply add it to the water. IW could sort it. Would save postage.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26 deBop


    I think they sent them out in case of a nuclear accident from Sellafield or something. They protect the thyroid gland.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    Every household got them in 2002 in the event of nuclear disaster.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,590 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Are you aware there's a laptop in your medicine press?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,922 ✭✭✭dashcamdanny


    Use by date is 2006. Probably kill me now anyway.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,797 ✭✭✭Kevin McCloud


    kneemos wrote: »
    Are you aware there's a laptop in your medicine press?

    Is it adele?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 387 ✭✭DaveDaRave


    think u got scammed on ur yokes m8


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,291 ✭✭✭-=al=-


    Didn't they get sent out years ago?

    No idea if we got them or where they are now if we did.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    Your flute will grow massive with em. Take me and enjoy


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,745 ✭✭✭Macavity.


    Everyone got them in 2002 after the Roy Keane Saipan incident.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 489 ✭✭Sclosages


    They're for the prevention of goitre.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 489 ✭✭Sclosages


    The government figured we all had thick necks on us, so this was the cure.

    On the sly, they told us, we'd be invaded by nuclear weapons and this pill would protect us.

    We all bought it though!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 489 ✭✭Sclosages


    I hid my iodine tablet somewhere and haven't been able to find it since. Awful sad.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,045 ✭✭✭martinedwards


    they're anti diarrhea tabs

    trust me, if you hear about Sellafield melting down, you'll need 'em!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    They are Rohypnol so if Sellafield blows you will just sleep through it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    has anyone ever actually tried these to see what happens like.....we still have them at home


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,341 ✭✭✭El Horseboxo


    Your flute will grow massive with em. Take me and enjoy

    So you like massive cocks?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,063 ✭✭✭Greenmachine


    Apparently they also contain the wrong kind of iodine too.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 500 ✭✭✭indigo twist


    My friend is the youngest of five children. When the packet of pills arrived through her door, there were six in the packet, and seven in the family. As the youngest, she knew (from experience) that - if the worst happened - all the older family members would bully their way in and get their pill before her.

    So she sneakily stole one tablet from the pack and hid it away for herself.

    But then she realised that her older siblings might have the same idea - and might cop on to what she'd done, when they saw there was one missing. So, to avoid this, she took the rest of the packet and dumped it in her neighbour's bin. Her logic being, if her siblings went looking for them to sneak away their own one in advance, and when the box wasn't in the medicine cabinet, they'd assume the parents had hidden it away somewhere.

    So basically if Chernobyl had imploded, as far as she was concerned she'd be grand, but she'd left the whole of her family to perish! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    Stick them on eBay, they're worth a fortune!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,797 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    They're suppositorys OP,stick 'em up your sheriffs badge.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,071 ✭✭✭Rosie Rant


    My dad dumped ours. Still worried about it..


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,670 ✭✭✭renegademaster


    These yokes have been in our medicine press for as long as I can remember. Yet no one has a clue how they got there.

    http://s15.postimg.org/gtacgaqdn/20141027_023300.jpg

    forget the tabs, all ya need is...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89od_W8lMtA


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,501 ✭✭✭FullblownRose


    Apparently they also contain the wrong kind of iodine too.

    Really......?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Those pills would be as useful as this.....



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,398 ✭✭✭whatdoicare


    No need to worry, sure hiding under the table does the same job!

    I cant remember what happened our ones...most likely went from the letter box to the bin in one swift movement.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,590 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    No need to worry, sure hiding under the table does the same job!

    I cant remember what happened our ones...most likely went from the letter box to the bin in one swift movement.[/


    TopTip-Keep the bin underneath the letterbox for maximum efficiency.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    When people start threads asking about the iodine tablets that have been in their press since before they were born, you know you're officially old!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    My friend is the youngest of five children. When the packet of pills arrived through her door, there were six in the packet, and seven in the family. As the youngest, she knew (from experience) that - if the worst happened - all the older family members would bully their way in and get their pill before her.

    So she sneakily stole one tablet from the pack and hid it away for herself.

    But then she realised that her older siblings might have the same idea - and might cop on to what she'd done, when they saw there was one missing. So, to avoid this, she took the rest of the packet and dumped it in her neighbour's bin. Her logic being, if her siblings went looking for them to sneak away their own one in advance, and when the box wasn't in the medicine cabinet, they'd assume the parents had hidden it away somewhere.

    So basically if Chernobyl had imploded, as far as she was concerned she'd be grand, but she'd left the whole of her family to perish! :D

    That's actually brilliant...funniest thing I've read in a long while


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,922 ✭✭✭dashcamdanny


    Agricola wrote: »
    When people start threads asking about the iodine tablets that have been in their press since before they were born, you know you're officially old!

    Sadly after asking my wife where we got them, she said she found them in the press of our first rented house together.

    So I am old. ish.


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