student gets stuck inside vagina

wendell borton

An American exchange student had to be rescued by firemen in Germany after getting stuck inside a giant vagina.
http://www.tv3.ie/3e/article/212/American-exchange-student-gets-stuck-inside-giant-vagina-statue

M5

I havent laughed this much since i read that 3 months ago

Nodin

wendell borton wrote: »

An American exchange student had to be rescued by firemen in Germany after getting stuck inside a giant vagina.
http://www.tv3.ie/3e/article/212/American-exchange-student-gets-stuck-inside-giant-vagina-statue

Old news dude. Unless hes still there.

Mrs Garth Brooks

Nodin wrote: »

Old news dude. Unless hes still there.

It takes 9 months.

Nodin

Mrs Garth Brooks wrote: »

It takes 9 months.

True.


And it is true that once you've been in there, ye tend to want to go back now and again.

Royal Legend

He made a bit of a cnut of that, didn't he.

One eyed Jack

M5 wrote: »

I havent laughed this much since i read that 3 months ago

Ahh come on, it's still funny for those of us who missed it the first time!


Butt plugs in Paris and giant vaginas in Germany, what next?


This is quality though -

After a short period of labour, the student was delivered. Sculpture and student are said to be doing well.

Macavity.

He had a go, fair play to him.

cloud493

That thread title is super misleading.

kingchess

so what? just another student acting like a prick.

dodderangler

Probably the only vagina he's ever been in

Odyssey 2005

October 18, 2014 16:55 BST
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Kauai beach
Kauai beach, Hawaii, where From Here to Eternity was filmed(Commander John Bortniak, NOAA Corps)
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A couple's plan for an outdoor romp in the sea ended in agony when they became stuck together during sex.

The Italian couple took advantage of a warm day and an isolated beach in the Marche region of Italy by going for a skinny dip in the sea, and embracing in a passionate clinch.

But the passion soon became embarrassment and pain when they realised they were unable to pull away from one another.

Italian newspaper Il Mattino reported that the man was "unable to extricate himself from the woman due to suction".

A woman who was passing by on the beach came to the amorous couple's rescue.

She handed them a towel to protect their modesty as they sheepishly scramble back on to the beach, still "as one" the newspaper reported.

They were taken to a local hospital, where a doctor freed them by giving the woman an injection to dilate her uterus.

Penis captivus is a rare occurrence in intercourse when the muscles in the vagina clamp down on the penis much more firmly than usual (a form of vaginismus), making it impossible for the penis to withdraw from the vagina.

However, two papers published by 19th-century German gynaecologists, Scanzoni and Hildebrandt had dealt with cases of the condition. Scanzoni's patient was "a completely healthy young woman, married for six months".

She and her husband had to abstain from sexual intercourse because her intense vaginal contractions were "most painful to him and…... did on several occasions end in a spasm…which sometimes lasted more than ten minutes and made it impossible for the couple to separate".
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lanos

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

October 18, 2014 16:55 BST
345 7
Kauai beach
Kauai beach, Hawaii, where From Here to Eternity was filmed(Commander John Bortniak, NOAA Corps)
Advertisement
A couple's plan for an outdoor romp in the sea ended in agony when they became stuck together during sex.

The Italian couple took advantage of a warm day and an isolated beach in the Marche region of Italy by going for a skinny dip in the sea, and embracing in a passionate clinch.

But the passion soon became embarrassment and pain when they realised they were unable to pull away from one another.

Italian newspaper Il Mattino reported that the man was "unable to extricate himself from the woman due to suction".

A woman who was passing by on the beach came to the amorous couple's rescue.

She handed them a towel to protect their modesty as they sheepishly scramble back on to the beach, still "as one" the newspaper reported.

They were taken to a local hospital, where a doctor freed them by giving the woman an injection to dilate her uterus.

Penis captivus is a rare occurrence in intercourse when the muscles in the vagina clamp down on the penis much more firmly than usual (a form of vaginismus), making it impossible for the penis to withdraw from the vagina.

However, two papers published by 19th-century German gynaecologists, Scanzoni and Hildebrandt had dealt with cases of the condition. Scanzoni's patient was "a completely healthy young woman, married for six months".

She and her husband had to abstain from sexual intercourse because her intense vaginal contractions were "most painful to him and…... did on several occasions end in a spasm…which sometimes lasted more than ten minutes and made it impossible for the couple to separate".
:eek:
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