Getting frisky in the Airport!

SkyBlueClouds

Metro UK

So who’s in the Airport Club then? Ten per cent of us apparently.

The randy proportion of Brits have admitted to getting frisky in airport loos and storage closets in favour of normal time killers like popping into WHSmith for a crossword puzzle book.

The survey was conducted by flight comparison website Jetcost.co.uk and quizzed more than 2,500 Brits about their airport experiences.

It revealed that three-quarters of those who choose to have sex at the airport do it in toilets, while the remaining quarter opt for storage rooms.

When ask why they get down and dirty, many replied it was a combination of being in the holiday spirit and the thrill of getting caught.

So then, according to one survey 10% of those passing through UK airports have had a shag before takeoff.

Does the idea of getting hot and bothered in Dublin Airport turn you on? Is Knock causing you to go wet at the knees? Maybe Cork's tarmac just has an aphrodisiac charm....mmmm :pac:

The Backwards Man

I usually travel alone, so my choices for a terminal tryst are a threesome with the two Scandinavian old dears eating their marmalade sandwiches or the large West Indian lady shouting down the phone to Leroy about how much trouble he is in.

Anyone who has ever had to spend a few hours in Gatwick North will know what I'm talking about.

biko

I knocked up Shannon in Cork

dodderangler

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I usually travel alone, so my choices for a terminal tryst are a threesome with the two Scandinavian old dears eating their marmalade sandwiches or the large West Indian lady shouting down the phone to Leroy about how much trouble he is in.

Anyone who has ever had to spend a few hours in Gatwick North will know what I'm talking about.

Would you not just bait one out looking at stewardess? Seen as you travel alone?

SEPT 23 1989

The smell in those airport jacks would put me off

Michael D Not Higgins

Wet at the knees?

caustic 1

Not yet.

castletownman

I thought getting frisked at the airport increased ten fold since 9/11?

bluestrattos

Clearly I've been using the wrong airports

The Backwards Man

dodderangler wrote: »

Would you not just bait one out looking at stewardess? Seen as you travel alone?

As anyone who has travelled BA longhaul will attest, that would be akin to knocking one out to an episode of the Swamp Loggers or Ice Road Truckers.

Senna

while the remaining quarter opt for storage rooms.

What storage rooms are just laying open in airports??
I reckon that poll is bollox.

Ihatecuddles

I love airports and the excitement of it all, and I love a good danger shag, but this doesn't appeal to me at all.

Barely There

SkyBlueClouds wrote: »

So then, according to one survey 10% of those passing through UK airports have had a shag before takeoff.

More likely that 10% answering the survey have a degree in BS.

stunmer

Sounds like mostly BS to me

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preston johnny

biko wrote: »

I knocked up Shannon in Cork

I did her sister in Knock

blackwhite

dodderangler wrote: »

Would you not just bait one out looking at stewardess? Seen as you travel alone?

You don't happen to present a radio show in Cork do you?

Aglomerado

biko wrote: »

I knocked up Shannon in Cork

Did you become a DAA?

bear1

SkyBlueClouds wrote: »

So then, according to one survey 10% of those passing through UK airports have had a shag before takeoff.

Does the idea of getting hot and bothered in Dublin Airport turn you on? Is Knock causing you to go wet at the knees? Maybe Cork's tarmac just has an aphrodisiac charm....mmmm :pac:

Are you spending a lot of time in Knock Airports toilets on your knees?

Sex in public places is great but I have never done it - or wanted to - in a public toilet of any kind. Let alone toilets as heavily used as those in busy airports and the like. It is just one location that has never been on my list.

massdebater

I had a **** at LAX before, if that counts

holystungun9

Aglomerado wrote: »

Did you become a DAA?

That sir, is quality. Alas I can only thank it the once.

MarkR

Used to work in an airport as a cleaner. This was years ago, and nothing was left unlocked. Maybe in the baby changing rooms I suppose. We used to hang out in the one in the transit lounge. Unofficial break room. This was back when you could smoke inside.

SkyBlueClouds

bear1 wrote: »

Are you spending a lot of time in Knock Airports toilets on your knees?

Alas, I've never set foot inside

chrysagon

sometimes the way people get frisked, you nearly need a ciggy after it!!!