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Mad notions

  • 12-10-2014 10:10pm
    #1
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭


    Today, I got the mad notion to take a quick dip in the sea before work. The Irish Sea. What kind of mad notions have you had.


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  • #2
    catallus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    Did you drown?


  • #3
    Last_Minute
    Closed Accounts Posts: 177 ✭✭Last_Minute


    I often go up to the woods in the middle of the night looking for people who are doing the same as me, i have never found anyone so far.


  • #4
    lulu1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,816 ✭✭✭lulu1


    Hope you kept on your woolly red hat


  • #5
    fleet_admiral
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    When I go for a jog at night I catch up with women and gently kiss them on the neck to let them know im not a treat


  • #6
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    Leave the outside tap run flat out to sympathise with those who are paying for it.


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  • #7
    Timmyctc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,825 ✭✭✭Timmyctc


    Jesus OP. Calm down, thats crazy. I'd say you're a pure top buzzer at parties and that.


  • #8
    For Forks Sake
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,751 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake


    fleet_admiral wrote: »
    When I go for a jog at night I catch up with women and gently kiss them on the neck to let them know im not a treat

    Autocorrect just did a number on you there


  • #9
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    catallus wrote: »
    Did you drown?

    No, I didn't actually do it, and no towel besides.
    lulu1 wrote: »
    Hope you kept on your woolly red hat

    It's glued to my head Lulu, I have it on when I shower, sleep, you get the idea.


  • #10
    chinacup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 539 ✭✭✭chinacup


    Timmyctc wrote: »
    Jesus OP. Calm down, thats crazy. I'd say you're a pure top buzzer at parties and that.

    You party, you must be wilder.


  • #11
    freethearmy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 151 ✭✭freethearmy


    sitcking fingers up my arse


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  • #12
    darkpagandeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,465 ✭✭✭✭darkpagandeath


    Our governments idea of donating aid to a country that has it's own space program.


  • #13
    Birneybau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,383 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    fleet_admiral wrote: »
    When I go for a jog at night I catch up with women and gently kiss them on the neck to let them know im not a treat

    More of a trick.


  • #14
    Ghost Buster
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    I use a toilet brush (new) as a dish brush. Its only mighy


  • #15
    FullblownRose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,501 ✭✭✭FullblownRose


    It'd be quicker to list the perfectly sensible notions I've had.


  • #16
    Sir Osis of Liver.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,797 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    freethearmy wrote: »
    sitcking fingers up my arse

    That'll teach you to buy Aldi toilet paper.


  • #17
    Creative Juices
    Closed Accounts Posts: 336 ✭✭Creative Juices


    WoollyRedHat wrote: »
    Today, I got the mad notion to take a quick dip in the sea before work. The Irish Sea. What kind of mad notions have you had.

    There are around 50 people that take the plunge every day of the year at Blackrock on the Galway prom. They say its is very good for them physically (circulation etc) but that the biggest benefit is mental health.


  • #18
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I agreed to do a bungee jump, yet the very thought makes me wee myself a little :(


  • #19
    Calibos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,816 ✭✭✭Calibos


    Ghost Buster wrote: »
    I use a toilet brush (new) as a dish brush. Its only mighy

    What if a guest caused a blockage in the loo during the night and sorted it out themselves and muttered to themselves as they headed back to bed, "under the sink is a funny place to store the toilet brush, but whatever?"


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