Ever been intereupted during sex?

Mister Vain

Was over at her place getting down to business. Her dog was out in the hall and wouldn't stop barking. What was disturbing is that his barks seemed to be in sync with my thrusting. I was a bit like Nidge last Sunday, it ruined my rhythm. After we finished she opened the door and let him in and a lot of hugging, kissing and petting ensued, (with the dog, not me.) I'm really starting to hate that fcuking dog.

What interruptions have you had during the auld love making?

Tail Docker

The people next door were at it and their dog was barking like mad. Put me right off my rhythm. Bloody neighbours.

Mr.Crinklewood

Fire alarm in a hotel,kept going.

Reggie.

Tail Docker wrote: »

The people next door were at it and their dog was barking like mad. Put me right off my rhythm. Bloody neighbours.

The head board beating off the wall eh

henryporter

Ah the old coitus interruptus, this time of the canis lupus variety

efb

Thinly veiled OP had sex thread

Sunnyisland

Never had sex :-(

efb

efb wrote: »

Thinly veiled OP had sex with a dog thread

Fyp

Mister Vain

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

Fire alarm in a hotel,kept going.

Was there smoking after the sex?

Chance The Fapper

I was in the girlfriend's house one tone, getting a fantastic blowjob. Her flatmate was up in the kitchen, she usually never disturbed us, but she came running down all of a sudden and knocked on the door, and let herself in. Girlfriend dived and pulled the covers over the two of us at the last second

crazygeryy

Chance The Fapper wrote: »

I was in the girlfriend's house one tone, getting a fantastic blowjob. Her flatmate was up in the kitchen, she usually never disturbed us, but she came running down all of a sudden and knocked on the door, and let herself in. Girlfriend dived and pulled the covers over the two of us at the last second

And then you woke up and your jocks were wet?

Mister Vain

crazygeryy wrote: »

And then you woke up and your jocks were wet?

Could have been worse. I dreamt I was skiing once. I woke up in a hostel and realised there were two men in my bed, one lying either side of me. They both had vivid dreams about getting handjobs.

dmc17

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

Fire alarm in a hotel,kept going.

Mister Vain wrote: »

Was there smoking after the sex?

Probably should've used more lube :pac:

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

An enjoyable evening once interrupted by the dear darling 9-year old daughter. Cue mad dash for covers.

The poor kid looked a bit confused and then asked if you could have the last of the ice cream in the freezer; yes, yes, of coure you can, now go!

She made off. As the door closed behind her, for some reason I shouted, "vote Quimby!"

bear1

Yep, i was getting bj from my then gf in the car which i parked on a beach in rush. It was the place to go at night for a bit of action. Half way through the bj and a car pulls up right beside us and shines a light at us. It was the fecking guards! I was shocked, not as shocked as the guards who had realised what was happening and made a hasty retreat

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Didn't happen to me but a friend of mine brought a guy home, (he'd been using her for years, her whole family hated him), they're getting down to bidniz, her father walks in, and your man didn't even stop.

longhalloween

Brought the woman down a back road for some backseat action. Midway through, a car pulled up behind us and 4 lads got out.

Turns out the road was owned by a farmer and his sons came to investigate this stranger trespassing.

KERSPLAT!

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Didn't happen to me but a friend of mine brought a guy home, (he'd been using her for years, her whole family hated him), they're getting down to bidniz, her father walks in, and your man didn't even stop.

I don't believe that for a second

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

KERSPLAT! wrote: »

I don't believe that for a second

True story! Although we don't talk anymore, she was a close friend when it happened. She was seeing him for the past 5 years, only as ****buddies, because he wanted to see other people. Much older than her too. She was living at home, her dad walked in and there's your man, ass up in the air, didn't even care.

If you knew him, and how little respect he had for her, you wouldn't be surprised or doubt the lack of respect he showed her father.

Mister Vain

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Didn't happen to me but a friend of mine brought a guy home, (he'd been using her for years, her whole family hated him), they're getting down to bidniz, her father walks in, and your man didn't even stop.

He had probably reached the point of no return. Once you sense the big O is coming there's just no stopping.

Penny Tration

The boyfriend hadn't locked the front door of his apartment (his apartment is basically built on to his mum's house).

We were 'getting down to business' in the sitting room, when his 16 year old brother walked in.

When we heard the door being opened, i pulled the throw on the couch over us.

His brother looked in, fell around laughing, called my boyfriend a legend, and walked back out.

His 16 year old brother is fairly cool with that stuff, though. The card he wrote for my bf's birthday a few weeks later had a big, sappy message in it, then at the end 'hope you get lots of birthday sex, I've told ma not to go into the flat.'

TheBeardedLady

AS wrong as this sounds, I've been interrupted a few times by my dad shouting up the stairs at me. :-/ *Wonky, awkward side face*

Penny Tration

TheBeardedLady wrote: »

AS wrong as this sounds, I've been interrupted a few times by my dad shouting up the stairs at me. :-/ *Wonky, awkward side face*

Been there, just replace dad with devout catholic, anti-sex mother :pac:

Mister Vain

When you're living with flatmates its difficult. Years ago I was seeing this girl and we fancied a bit of morning sex. She sent me down to the bathroom to get the condoms. I rushed down the stairs wearing only my jocks and a whore of a hard on, only to see her flatmate eating her corn flakes in the kitchen. She was supposed to be over at her boyfriends place. I'm not sure why I did it but I walked in and said hello, drank some orange juice from the fridge and causally walked back up the stairs forgetting the condoms.

TheBeardedLady

Mister Vain wrote: »

When you're living with flatmates its difficult. Years ago I was seeing this girl and we fancied a bit of morning sex. She sent me down to the bathroom to get the condoms. I rushed down the stairs wearing only my jocks and a whore of a hard on, only to see her flatmate eating her corn flakes in the kitchen. She was supposed to be over at her boyfriends place. I'm not sure why I did it but I walked in and said hello, drank some orange juice from the fridge and causally walked back up the stairs forgetting the condoms.

Ah the auld "I came down for something else entirely, even though I've a tent in my underpants" trick. A classic.

Mister Vain

TheBeardedLady wrote: »

Ah the auld "I came down for something else entirely, even though I've a tent in my underpants" trick. A classic.

I'd say the two of them had a good auld laugh over that for a while.

Birneybau

green_screen wrote: »

The boyfriend hadn't locked the front door of his apartment (his apartment is basically built on to his mum's house).

We were 'getting down to business' in the sitting room, when his 16 year old brother walked in.

When we heard the door being opened, i pulled the throw on the couch over us.

His brother looked in, fell around laughing, called my boyfriend a legend, and walked back out.

His 16 year old brother is fairly cool with that stuff, though. The card he wrote for my bf's birthday a few weeks later had a big, sappy message in it, then at the end 'hope you get lots of birthday sex, I've told ma not to go into the flat.'

There's something a bit creepy there...

dgt

I have plenty of stories being interrupted (dog walking looking with droopy eyes at us, her mother clearly back home from whatever resulting in awkward conversations, people at a lake etc) too many to remember!

However, here is one from last Monday

So, we met up in the morning. Turns out her house wasn't free decided we'd go for a drive instead. In the process we ended up in the bog, the start of manys a romantic sequence of events....

Went down this little deserted bog road, turned around and parked the car out of the road as far in as I could. Lovely Out we get and into the forest, far enough in that it was out of view but I could still see my car. So without waiting too long we get to it, twigs in the hair aside it was pretty good :cool:

In the middle of h.....aving a pretty good time, we were a bit puzzled by the sound of a large engine not too far away. Thought, maybe it was an excavator? Tractor drawing out turf?

No. It was a tipper lorrey blocked by my car :eek: I had to move my car then

Mister Vain

dgt wrote: »

I have plenty of stories being interrupted (dog walking looking with droopy eyes at us, her mother clearly back home from whatever resulting in awkward conversations, people at a lake etc) too many to remember!

However, here is one from last Monday

So, we met up in the morning. Turns out her house wasn't free decided we'd go for a drive instead. In the process we ended up in the bog, the start of manys a romantic sequence of events....

Went down this little deserted bog road, turned around and parked the car out of the road as far in as I could. Lovely Out we get and into the forest, far enough in that it was out of view but I could still see my car. So without waiting too long we get to it, twigs in the hair aside it was pretty good :cool:

In the middle of h.....aving a pretty good time, we were a bit puzzled by the sound of a large engine not too far away. Thought, maybe it was an excavator? Tractor drawing out turf?

No. It was a tipper lorrey blocked by my car :eek: I had to move my car then

I've always wanted to do it in a forest. The furthest I've gotten so far is the bottom of the bed.

--LOS--

cats are pervy bastards

stateofflux

Mister Vain wrote: »

I've always wanted to do it in a forest. The furthest I've gotten so far is the bottom of the bed.

just ask her not to shave for a few months

chinacup

Yup my dad interrupted me and my ex once to tell me granny had died. I'm actually not joking..

SkyBlueClouds

Not during sex, but taking care of business in the loo yes

threeball

LexieOnRale wrote: »

True story! Although we don't talk anymore, she was a close friend when it happened. She was seeing him for the past 5 years, only as ****buddies, because he wanted to see other people. Much older than her too. She was living at home, her dad walked in and there's your man, ass up in the air, didn't even care.

If you knew him, and how little respect he had for her, you wouldn't be surprised or doubt the lack of respect he showed her father.

Heard a similar story about a guy near me who was shagging his gf in her lounge and her auld fella walked in. He told the father to f..k off and don't come back til he's finished. Which the father did. In fairness yer man was a right hardy bastard and pretty tasty with the fists so I don't blame her auld lad for scarpering.

Egginacup

Was having sex. Mobile went off. Ignored it but it kept ringing. Girl said "just get behind me and answer it. I'll keep quiet."




It was my girlfriend on the phone.

Mister Vain

Egginacup wrote: »

Was having sex. Mobile went off. Ignored it but it kept ringing. Girl said "just get behind me and answer it. I'll keep quiet."




It was my girlfriend on the phone.

As long as you weren't shagging her sister.

FourFourRED

SkyBlueClouds wrote: »

Not during sex, but taking care of business in the loo yes

You tried to put your girlfriend down the loo?

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Discussing this thread with a friend who tell me this:

He was having sex with the ****-buddy when the door opens and in walks the flatmate. She walks over to the bed, pulls back the cover, sticks a slice of pizza in the girl's mouth. "Be ****ing quieter."

Reg'stoy

Do skype calls during left handed surfing sessions count.

Mayo Yid

Was giving it loads when her mother caught us, she didn't say much, all she said was 'baa'

fermanagh_man

Was on holiday in Ibiza with an ex doing the business, next thing there was 3 lads banging on our window and cheering

They had somehow managed to climb onto our balcony

I was happy to keep going, but course the ex was morto

Senna

Mayo Yid wrote: »

Was giving it loads when her mother caught us, she didn't say much, all she said was 'baa'

Was her mother a sheep?

Glebee

Got a cramp in my right hand once:(

efb

On holidays, guy came in on us, but he was hot so we let him join in

Mayo Yid

Senna wrote: »

Was her mother a sheep?

that's the joke, it's not funny when you have to explain it

Avada

Senna wrote: »

Was her mother a sheep?

*wooooooooosssssshhhhhhhh*

Jamie Starr

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQarM1sCw-0

Toots

Got interrupted a couple of times when I was in my late teens and still living at home. I remember one morning my bf had stayed over the night before (in a separate room) and my whole family went out the next morning. They were going to the Japanese Gardens in kildare which would mean they'd be gone until the afternoon at the earliest. We hopped into my bed for some canoodling, and then after an hour or so decided it would be fun to try sex in the shower. So in we hopped, the power shower was out of action, but we just made do with the regular shower. It was fortunate that the power shower was on the fritz because if it had been working we wouldn't have been able to hear the front door opening about halfway through the proceedings. (We found out later that they got to the Japanese Gardens only to find it was closed and they just decided to head home) My BF jumped out of the shower and into the spare room, threw on his clothes and walked downstairs a few minutes later acting all casual, and mentioned to my parents that I'd just gone in for a shower and would be down in a while. Thankfully the family were none the wiser.

Another time we were up to no good in the back of the car, up the dublin mountains. The place was nice and secluded and there wasn't a sinner around, until about 20 guys on dirt bikes tore down the little track where we were parked. Seeing as it was daylight, I'm pretty sure a fair few of them got a good look at what was happening before we managed to cover ourselves up.

Another time was in a hotel in Sydney, we'd just checked in and wanted to go to bed cos we had been travelling all night and were wrecked. Stuck the 'do not disturb' on the door, got into bed and one thing led to another. That is, until the cleaning lady decided to just ignore the do not disturb and wander on in to the room. We were under the covers 'spooning' so she didn't see anything, but she still stayed long enough to ask did we want the room cleaned! It took all my restraint not to lob a shoe at her head.

Mister Vain

fermanagh_man wrote: »

Was on holiday in Ibiza with an ex doing the business, next thing there was 3 lads banging on our window and cheering

They had somehow managed to climb onto our balcony

I was happy to keep going, but course the ex was morto

That story is actually believable considering it happened in Ibiza. Anything can happen there.