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Crap-U-Like

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  • 10-10-2014 1:33pm
    #1
    Ghost Buster
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭


    Here is a list of craps I dont mind and crap I do mind, in order of mindfulness if you dont mind:

    Crap-I-Like:
    Cow crap- Spend the first 14 years of my life on a dairy farm, surrounded by cow ****e. Would blissfully wade through warm freshly laid pats in my bare feet in the summer. Love the smell of a good ****ey barn...mmmmmmmMMMMmmmm
    Various currenty ****es- Rabbit, deer, hare, goat, sheep. Just balls of greeny grass fibre. No smell. Me likey lots.
    Horse/Donkey- Grassy fibre again but a bit whiffey. I had to learn to love it.
    Domestic bird poop- Chickens, ducks, geese, turkeys etc. Nasty stuff but again as per my farming background I got used to it.

    Crap-I Dont-Like:

    Dog ****e- Good lord the smell. I have two dogs and the bigger one lays it absolutely anywhere and every where and its like green toxic glue in log form. Utterly nasty.

    Fox and badger crap- Rare but when your dog comes home delighted with herself having found some to roll in so as to mask her scent when she goes out hunting dried dog food you would understand.

    Human poo- Only third place???????? The poo with the most harmful germs and bugs in it???? Yeah its nasty but Ive been changing nappies for 9 years now so Im a bit climatised. Dont like non family poop none the less.

    So, poo.
    How about you?


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    jamesbere
    Registered Users Posts: 5,022 ✭✭✭jamesbere


    I don't like this crap


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    #3
    Donkey Oaty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,533 ✭✭✭Donkey Oaty


    We have reached a new low.


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    #4
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Tim Berners-Lee can die happy knowing that his creation played host to a Crap-U-Like thread.


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    #5
    TheBody
    Registered Users Posts: 5,619 ✭✭✭TheBody


    This forum has gone to sh1te!


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    #6
    Berserker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,046 ✭✭✭Berserker


    Holy crap, this forum has gone to pot.


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    #7
    petes
    Registered Users Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    Your 9 year old still wears nappies?


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    #8
    Birneybau
    Registered Users Posts: 10,237 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    We are scraping the barrel now, and the barrel was full of crap, and now there's crap everywhere and it's all over.

    GAME OVER MAN!


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    #9
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    Dont like people pissing into sinks.


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    #10
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    I smother myself in my own faeces and then attempt to flush myself down the jacks, log flume style.


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    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    wazky wrote: »
    I smother myself in my own faeces and then attempt to flush myself down the jacks, log flume style.

    you will be stopping that carry on now with the water charges.


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    Aglomerado
    Registered Users Posts: 5,761 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    wazky wrote: »
    I smother myself in my own faeces and then attempt to flush myself down the jacks, log flume style.

    heh heh, "log" :D


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    Knight who says Meh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 464 ✭✭Knight who says Meh


    Crap-I -dont -like:
    Having issues with ferral cats (not Will Ferrels cats BTW) crapping in my tiny concrete back yard. Well theyre either ferrel or not well looked after as its riddled with worms, and wee bones and feathers...yeuch

    Crap-I-Like: That 'All about the bass' song. terrible crap but catchy.


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    jamesbere
    Registered Users Posts: 5,022 ✭✭✭jamesbere


    Knight who says Meh wrote: »
    Crap-I -dont -like:
    Having issues with ferral cats (not Will Ferrels cats BTW) crapping in my tiny concrete back yard. Well theyre either ferrel or not well looked after as its riddled with worms, and wee bones and feathers...yeuch

    Crap-I-Like: That 'All about the bass' song. terrible crap but catchy.

    To know the cat you must be the cat.


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