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The fappening

  • 05-10-2014 1:35pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 164 ✭✭


    With all these celeb leaks going on if someone hacked into your phone what would you be worried about them seeing? For me personally theres nothing I would worry about them seeing apart from the odd flirty message with the missus


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    whats the worst that could fappen?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    Nothing much really. A pic of me in swimsuit, a pic of the gf in swimsuit and maybe some texts. And the thalidomide porn probably.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    A picture of my arse entrance because I wanted to see what was causing an itch.

    I should probably delete that, but my arse is lovely.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,825 ✭✭✭Timmyctc


    A picture of my arse entrance because I wanted to see what was causing an itch.

    I should probably delete that, but my arse is lovely.


    I always felt that my ass is so shapely and sculpted that if I were a girl. It'd be classed as a ghetto booty and people would like me for it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    A picture of my arse entrance because I wanted to see what was causing an itch.

    I should probably delete that, but my arse is lovely.

    I tried that before but I couldn't find the cause as there was too much hair down there. Actually it could have been the hair.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    I'd probably be reported to the police.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    A picture of my arse entrance because I wanted to see what was causing an itch.

    I should probably delete that, but my arse is lovely.

    One likes a big bottom, one cannot deceive!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,708 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    Some horrific images on my phone. Usually of scabs on my hairy legs and arse. I have a tendency to slide tackle on astro turf pitches, meaning I get burns and grazes in weird places. I take pics to know how bad it is and where exactly to apply savlon.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,882 ✭✭✭Saipanne


    I've sent some bold pictures to my girlfriend via snapchat. Those pics are probably on some server now. Good thing I'm not famous, so no one wants to see them. :-)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,150 ✭✭✭✭Malari


    A picture of my arse entrance because I wanted to see what was causing an itch.

    I should probably delete that, but my arse is lovely.

    Arse entrance. Rather than exit. Interesting.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 ✭✭✭✭cloud493


    Lot of pictures of food. If anyone desperately wants to see me stuffing my face with delicious food.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    Malari wrote: »
    Arse entrance. Rather than exit. Interesting.

    :D 'Opening' would have been a better choice


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,670 ✭✭✭renegademaster


    louthguy25 wrote: »
    With all these celeb leaks going on if someone hacked into your phone what would you be worried about them seeing? For me personally theres nothing I would worry about them seeing apart from the odd flirty message with the missus
    Saipanne wrote: »
    I've sent some bold pictures to my girlfriend via snapchat. Those pics are probably on some server now. Good thing I'm not famous, so no one wants to see them. :-)

    http://www.dazeddigital.com/artsandculture/article/20892/1/edward-snowden-says-nsa-employees-exchange-intercepted-nudes

    As if the NSA wasn't creepy enough, whistleblower Edward Snowden has revealed that employees at the shadowy surveillance organisation pass around nude photos intercepted in the course of their duties.
    "You’ve got young enlisted guys, 18 to 22 years old. They’ve suddenly been thrust into a position of extraordinary responsibility where they now have access to all of your private records," Snowden explained in a marathon seven-hour interview with the Guardian. "In the course of their daily work they stumble across something that is completely unrelated to their work in any sort of necessary sense... For example, an intimate nude photo of someone in a sexually compromising situation."
    "They turn around in their chair and show their co-worker and their co-worker says: 'Oh hey, that's great. Send that to Bill down the way.’ And then Bill sends it to George, George sends it to Tom and sooner or later this person's whole life has been seen by other people. It's never reported. These are seen as the fringe benefits of surveillance positions."
    That's right – your nudes may become the topic of water cooler conversation for NSA bros.
    Snowden says that he personally witnessed the pic-swapping happen while he was employed at NSA HQ, noting that these incidents are seen as "routine". In a statment, an NSA spokesperson did not deny his claims, but said that such activity would not be tolerated.
    So next time you want to email a racy picture to a sexual partner, remember there's a good chance that some American spies are passing it around an office just outside of Washington.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,894 ✭✭✭UCDVet


    http://www.dazeddigital.com/artsandculture/article/20892/1/edward-snowden-says-nsa-employees-exchange-intercepted-nudes

    As if the NSA wasn't creepy enough, whistleblower Edward Snowden has revealed that employees at the shadowy surveillance organisation pass around nude photos intercepted in the course of their duties.
    "You’ve got young enlisted guys, 18 to 22 years old. They’ve suddenly been thrust into a position of extraordinary responsibility where they now have access to all of your private records," Snowden explained in a marathon seven-hour interview with the Guardian. "In the course of their daily work they stumble across something that is completely unrelated to their work in any sort of necessary sense... For example, an intimate nude photo of someone in a sexually compromising situation."
    "They turn around in their chair and show their co-worker and their co-worker says: 'Oh hey, that's great. Send that to Bill down the way.’ And then Bill sends it to George, George sends it to Tom and sooner or later this person's whole life has been seen by other people. It's never reported. These are seen as the fringe benefits of surveillance positions."
    That's right – your nudes may become the topic of water cooler conversation for NSA bros.
    Snowden says that he personally witnessed the pic-swapping happen while he was employed at NSA HQ, noting that these incidents are seen as "routine". In a statment, an NSA spokesperson did not deny his claims, but said that such activity would not be tolerated.
    So next time you want to email a racy picture to a sexual partner, remember there's a good chance that some American spies are passing it around an office just outside of Washington.

    Which is exactly why you should encrypt any nudes you take.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,894 ✭✭✭UCDVet


    A bit off-topic, but....am I the only one disappointed with the creativity of these celebs? Yawn.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    ....
    So next time you want to email a racy picture to a sexual partner, remember there's a good chance that some American spies are passing it around an office just outside of Washington.

    That just makes it kinkier, surely!?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,670 ✭✭✭renegademaster


    UCDVet wrote: »
    Which is exactly why you should encrypt any nudes you take.

    and why we should be demanding an end to an all put spying on the whole planet! it can only end in our tears if we let it stay growing without major resistence for the practice to end


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    UCDVet wrote: »
    A bit off-topic, but....am I the only one disappointed with the creativity of these celebs? Yawn.

    And their lack of high quality cameras, despite their riches.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,571 ✭✭✭0byme75341jo28


    A lot of weird, extremely incriminating texts... I should probably stop making rape jokes on an hourly basis...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    I've got lots of pics of our cats, that's the only pussy related stuff on there.


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  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,428 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    UCDVet wrote: »
    Which is exactly why you should encrypt any nudes you take.
    Relieved to see the NSA don't do cryptography then.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,370 ✭✭✭Knasher


    That I lead an embarrassingly boring life.

    Though maybe getting hacked might spice it up a bit.


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