Drunk behaviour.

eddiervp20

Undoubtedly we have all done some odd things when we were drunk..but I somewhat have a talent for it.

I once broke up with my girlfriend at a party because I told her I was going to war in vietnam.Have no idea why I thought I was but I was convinced I was going...it was 2008 I should mention.

I also got really drunk,cried and fell asleep at someones headstone in a graveyard that I didnt know.

So, what have you done that just blew your mind after a night on the sauce?

Sir Arthur Daley

Im happy just to blow my load.

candy-gal1

Blackout and apparrantly do things Id never do when sober, thankfully the blackouts havent been around since I was about 20/21

Giving out to people randomly for small things they may have done on me but Id forgotton about till I was drunk

Mix up drinks that I know are going to send me flying but do it anyway

porsche959

This one time, I killed a man in Reno just to watch him die.

ascophere

eddiervp20 wrote: »

So, what have you done that just blew your mind after a night on the sauce?

Thankfully all of my suicidal thoughts occur when I'm sober. I'm a happy drunk. Also I don't own a shotgun.

mardybumbum

eddiervp20 wrote: »

Undoubtedly we have all done some odd things when we were drunk..but I somewhat have a talent for it.

I once broke up with my girlfriend at a party because I told her I was going to war in vietnam.Have no idea why I thought I was but I was convinced I was going...it was 2008 I should mention.

I also got really drunk,cried and fell asleep at someones headstone in a graveyard that I didnt know.

So, what have you done that just blew your mind after a night on the sauce?

OP, it sounds to me like the drink doesn't agree with you.

deco nate

mardybumbum wrote: »

OP, it sounds to me like the drink doesn't agree with you.

More like he just signed up to troll, do you remember like 12
Hours ago... The living the high life on the dole?
May be, or maybe not the same troll.
But yep tis is a troll

Mod Note: Deconate has been warned and infracted a number of times for calling people trolls so he has now been banned from the forum for a week as a result.

Menas

Agree with the above OP, if you cannot drink and keep some semblance of control then you need to either quit or cut back! Sounds like you really lose it after a few scoups!

Temperance sub forum for you.

Daveysil15

After having a few scoops in Prague I decided to go into a massage parlour. I ended up getting a lot more than a massage.

Another time I was walking home after a night out and I stole a kids bike and cycled it around the village and then put it up a tree. The massage parlour I can understand but I don't know what the fcuk possessed me to do that.

Sunnyisland

Once was drinking in portugal and awoke in the back of my van in Spain, it's only a two hr drive across the border from where I was but for the life of me still can't figure out how and why I was there...

chrissb8

mardybumbum wrote: »

OP, it sounds to me like the drink doesn't agree with you.

and who are you to say that sure. He could be a fine drunk par a few incidents. A few mistakes doesn't mean he can't handle booze. If that were the case most Irish people could be accused of booze not agreeing with them.

hfallada

Germans have to be the best for Drunk behavior. My friends manager had false teeth, as the manager got **** faced, fall onto a kerb edge and smashed her teeth to pieces.

The same friend got **** faced after one of the world cup games, went over the front of her bike and badly cut her hands. Her brother a week before smashed his head open and required snitches all along the top of his head. I can still see the picture

Lapin

I fell asleep once on a train from Brussels to Paris and woke up in a flat in Amsterdam the following day.

Augmerson

I think it's great craic to binge drink the head off myself, carry on like a cnut, throw up and piss on the street, start fights, skip queues and break stuff randomly on the way home.

Never saw the appeal of drinking till you become another person. For one thing the cost would put me off, as would spending the following day feeling like crap. A couple of nice beers or ales is far preferable to drinking to excess. I recently gave up drinking alcohol and really don't miss it. The money I'd spend is now being saved and its much nicer to have an extra €20 or €30 in my pocket than not.

DLMA23

realies wrote: »

Once was drinking in portugal and awoke in the back of my van in Spain, it's only a two hr drive across the border from where I was but for the life of me still can't figure out how and why I was there...

:eek: This happened to me also...

Partying in Tavira, Portugal & woke up 40km away the next morning, sleeping beside my motorcycle in Paseo de la Ribera, Ayamonte, Spain

Sir Osis of Liver.

As long as you dont wake up covered in blood or vaseline,consider the night a success.

Pumpkinseeds

I got really drunk one night when I was about 18, many years ago:(, according to my mother she was coming upstairs and she saw me run from the bathroom, take a running jump from the landing to my bed and apparently I bounced off the chest of drawers and ended up on the floor. I have no memory of that.

smurgen

On my 21st I went home extremely drunk on my own leaving everyone at the party and put two chicken breast into the over from frozen. They weren't on at the right temperature and not long enough. I remember I was eating them and could feel chewiness and coldness in the middle. For some retarded reason I ate the whole things.how I kept them down even I don't know anyway fast forward to the next morning and I woke up in the worst condition possible.naked on my bed and large lumps of chicken and vomit everywhere. Stonking hangover and food poisoning too.I probably should have been hospitalized.

Baked.noodle

Got into a fight and got arrested. Really stupid.

bb1234567

I dont get why people want to get drunk...you feel awlful at the end of the night and probably throw up, maybe start a fight with your friend too. Feel terrible for the next day and you spent all that money on expensive drinks for nothing.
Being a bit tipsy is so much better, like you just feel relaxed and chatty. You dont do anything stupid or dangerous and you can remember everything the nigth after.

Simonigs1.0

I designed my ultimate Mac server system on the Apple website while drunk. It was around £18,000 worth of gear.
Didn't know anything about it until they rang me asking if I required finance.
/Luckily the nice lady said not to worry because people do this all the time.

I also got lost in a 4' x 4' shower.
I had gone into my bathroom to brush my teeth and go to bed. My girlfriend had given up earlier than I had, though not by much, and was already asleep. I didn't want to wake her up by turning on a bunch of lights. So when I exited the bathroom after brushing my teeth I had turned all of the lights off. It was dark and apparently my body had processed just enough alcohol to make me briefly blackout while standing. I got lost and inadvertently wandered back into the bathroom and into the shower. I began to knock things off the shelves in the shower (shampoo/soap/etc) and finally the shower curtain came down. At this point my girlfriend was awake and wondering "what the **** is he doing in there?" So eventually my brain managed to gain a small foothold over the alcohol and directed my person towards the light switch in the bathroom and I staggered to bed and went to sleep.

Luckily I don't drink much.

dirtyden

smurgen wrote: »

On my 21st I went home extremely drunk on my own leaving everyone at the party and put two chicken breast into the over from frozen. They weren't on at the right temperature and not long enough. I remember I was eating them and could feel chewiness and coldness in the middle. For some retarded reason I ate the whole things.how I kept them down even I don't know anyway fast forward to the next morning and I woke up in the worst condition possible.naked on my bed and large lumps of chicken and vomit everywhere. Stonking hangover and food poisoning too.I probably should have been hospitalized.

I don't envy that experience! Sounds very unpleasant.

I used have more of a habit of overcooking stuff. Stick a pack of rashers under the grill, turn on tv, fall asleep in front of it, wake up 30 mins later to smoke alarm, put carbonised bacon in bin and go to bed.