Have you ever got a sexy PM?

0byme75341jo28 · 27-09-2014 6:05pm #1

I've never got a sexy PM.

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Mariasofia · 27-09-2014 6:05pm

Reyansh Mealy Biceps wrote: »

I've never got a sexy PM.

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Pm sent.....

PizzamanIRL · 27-09-2014 6:06pm

You have now

27-09-2014 6:10pm

Nothing that could be considered sexy, no.

super_furry · 27-09-2014 6:22pm

When you say sexy, you mean creepy, right?

0byme75341jo28 · 27-09-2014 6:22pm

super_furry wrote: »

When you say sexy, you mean creepy, right?

Creepy, sexy, all the same, no?

Rabbo · 27-09-2014 6:24pm

No one loves me :(

Margaret Thatcher was quite the sexy PM in her time.

c_man · 27-09-2014 6:24pm

Getting one informing you that you've been banned from a forum for a while or have gotten an infraction makes me feel kinda naughty. That's about it though.

newmug · 27-09-2014 6:24pm

super_furry wrote: »

When you say sexy, you mean creepy, right?

From another thread, but I have to intervene. You see that Americanism, "right", that you stuck onto the end of your sentence? Take it off your sentence, and stick it somewhere else! >:-(

Crunchienut · 27-09-2014 6:25pm

Not on Boards

PizzamanIRL · 27-09-2014 6:25pm

c_man wrote: »

Getting one informing you that you've been banned from a forum for a while or have gotten an infraction makes me feel kinda naughty. That's about it though.

That's sooo hot! Please inseminate me.

Mariasofia · 27-09-2014 6:26pm

newmug wrote: »

From another thread, but I have to intervene. You see that Americanism, "right", that you stuck onto the end of your sentence? Take it off your sentence, and stick it somewhere else! >:-(

Pm him and tell him exactly where to stick it and youll be doing it right

Kovu · 27-09-2014 6:26pm

No one loves me :(

You guys don't know the meaning of dirty PM's until you're a female farming mod:pac:

0byme75341jo28 · 27-09-2014 6:26pm

newmug wrote: »

From another thread, but I have to intervene. You see that Americanism, "right", that you stuck onto the end of your sentence? Take it off your sentence, and stick it somewhere else! >:-(

The "you see that...........?" rhetorical question yokey is an Americanism that annoys me

Ruu · 27-09-2014 6:27pm

Internet mod, what do you think?

Sexy time traded for mod sekrits, ban removal, etc. Oh yesh.

none

4zn76tysfajdxp · 27-09-2014 6:28pm

Back when I was a BOARDS.IE SUPERSTARPOWERUSER I used to get propositioned daily. Now, not so much.

0byme75341jo28 · 27-09-2014 6:29pm

Rabbo wrote: »

Margaret Thatcher was quite the sexy PM in her time.

Look at you Rabbo, you PM receiving and sending hermaphrodite.

Laois6556 · 27-09-2014 6:29pm

I only send sexy pm's! Women get so excited by them that they have to head off for some alone time.

I've figured that that's the reason why they never reply, couldn't be anything else.

KERSPLAT! · 27-09-2014 6:32pm

Most of the messages I get are people telling me to get fúcked, I suppose it could be them coming onto me...

hatrickpatrick · 27-09-2014 6:34pm

This only relevant on Boards? Because if anyone got into my Facebook and read my chat history with certain people I would immediately go from having a reputation as a fairly mundane fellow to a kinky bastard.

Gran Hermano · 27-09-2014 6:35pm

Might be your username OP.
The ladies might believe you only like the sausage ;-)

GHOST MGG · 27-09-2014 6:36pm

I get sexy pms all the time from a princess in nigeria,she says she is the reincarnation of my lost love
and all i have to do is send her my banking details so she can make sure its really me before she comes here and rides me to death.

newmug · 27-09-2014 6:38pm

Reyansh Mealy Biceps wrote: »

The "you see that...........?" rhetorical question yokey is an Americanism that annoys me

Ah its not really but. They'd say something along the lines of "man, whats with that".... whatever it may be. We need to stamp out Americanisms now. Everywhere you see / hear them. Every time.

LizT · 27-09-2014 6:40pm

Public poll, lol.

And yes, once or twice.

Not recently though

0byme75341jo28 · 27-09-2014 6:54pm

I got one just there, made a mess of myself and everything because it was so sexy... :rolleyes:

Super-Rush · 27-09-2014 7:20pm

Loads actually.

TheBeardedLady · 27-09-2014 7:26pm

7 years here and nowt. Abusive or friendly but never sexy. *Strokes beard and wonders why*

TheSheriff · 27-09-2014 7:43pm

I want a sexy pm

:(

well spoken man · 27-09-2014 7:44pm

TheSheriff wrote: »

I want a sexy pm :(

+1

27-09-2014 7:54pm

I just sent The Prince a sexy PM.

Not sure he'll agree with that opinion though.

Mariasofia · 27-09-2014 7:56pm

Candie wrote: »

I just sent The Prince a sexy PM.

Not sure he'll agree with that opinion though.

Ive a pain in my finger.......

from replying......

27-09-2014 7:57pm

Mariasofia wrote: »

Ive a pain in my finger.......

from replying......

Your finger wouldn't have moved if you'd seen it

looking_around · 27-09-2014 7:57pm

Posta hawt photo of yourself op, it'll help

Summer wind · 27-09-2014 8:02pm

I've never even had a pm not to mind a sexy one!

Peregrine · 27-09-2014 8:05pm

.Kovu. wrote: »

You guys don't know the meaning of dirty PM's until you're a female farming mod:pac:

Slurry doesn't count :pac:

anncoates · 27-09-2014 8:54pm

No one loves me :(

Does anybody else count graphic unsolicited links to Smiths documentaries as sexy?

0byme75341jo28 · 27-09-2014 8:56pm

looking_around wrote: »

Posta hawt photo of yourself op, it'll help

They're nonexistent I'm afraid.

syklops · 27-09-2014 9:01pm

anncoates wrote: »

Does anybody else count graphic unsolicited links to Smiths documentaries as sexy?

Smiths the toyshop??

Fat Christy · 27-09-2014 9:02pm

No one loves me :(

Reyansh Mealy Biceps wrote: »

I've never got a sexy PM.

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Does the one I sent you not count?

And yes I've got a few!!!

anncoates · 27-09-2014 9:02pm

No one loves me :(

syklops wrote: »

Smiths the toyshop??

That joke isn't funny anymore.

0byme75341jo28 · 27-09-2014 9:03pm

Fat Christy wrote: »

Does the one I sent you not count?

And yes I've got a few!!!

That was more disturbing than creepy :mad:

Mariasofia · 27-09-2014 9:03pm

Fat Christy wrote: »

Does the one I sent you not count?

And yes I've got a few!!!

Jesus Christy for the last time Im straight.............just stop already.....

Fat Christy · 27-09-2014 9:06pm

No one loves me :(

Reyansh Mealy Biceps wrote: »

That was more disturbing than creepy :mad:

Mariasofia wrote: »

Jesus Christy for the last time Im straight.............just stop already.....

Nothing here to see, move along now folks! Show is over!

Frosty McSnowballs · 27-09-2014 9:17pm

I just sent myself one, it's not the same

Buona Fortuna · 27-09-2014 9:18pm

Summer wind wrote: »

I've never even had a pm not to mind a sexy one!

Well I got the welcome PM from Boards that was kinda sexy:

"No pissin diddlin, diving or swimmin in the shallow end"

Fat Christy · 27-09-2014 9:19pm

No one loves me :(

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

I just sent myself one, it's not the same

Ah well, at least you don't buy yourself presents, wrap them up and put them away for when you feel like giving yourself a present.

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<.<....................

I don't do that, just saying like.

SkyBlueClouds · 27-09-2014 9:24pm

Does my mobile phone bill count?

Frosty McSnowballs · 27-09-2014 9:24pm

Fat Christy wrote: »

Ah well, at least you don't buy yourself presents, wrap them up and put them away for when you feel like giving yourself a present.

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<.<....................

I don't do that, just saying like.

Yeah me neither

IvaBigWun · 27-09-2014 9:36pm

How has Lenin Skynard managed to vote in all categories?

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>_>

Fat Christy · 27-09-2014 9:37pm

No one loves me :(

IvaBigWun wrote: »

How has Lenin Skynard managed to vote in all categories?

<_<

>_>

Fcuking hermaphrodites. :rolleyes:

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