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I give you, The Bike Spike!

  • 27-09-2014 3:42pm
    #1
    Nekarsulm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭


    So, taking an opposite route to The Safety Seat, I have been thinking about a proper response to your bike being stolen.

    This device fits into the seat tube, upon removal of a quick release seat. A GPS tracker alerts you that your bike is on the move. On discovering your bike is moving at cycling pace, you send a SMS to the Bike Spike, which activates and hopefully impales the thief.
    You simply follow the GPS signal to find your bike, and the blood trail to find your thief.


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  • #2
    iamtony
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,801 ✭✭✭iamtony


    Off to the dragons den with you!


  • #3
    dxhound2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,877 ✭✭✭✭dxhound2005


    Nekarsulm wrote: »
    So, taking an opposite route to The Safety Seat, I have been thinking about a proper response to your bike being stolen.

    This device fits into the seat tube, upon removal of a quick release seat. A GPS tracker alerts you that your bike is on the move. On discovering your bike is moving at cycling pace, you send a SMS to the Bike Spike, which activates and hopefully impales the thief.
    You simply follow the GPS signal to find your bike, and the blood trail to find your thief.

    If there was a nuclear explosion nearby the electrical pulse could set it off and that would be painful.


  • #4
    Iranoutofideas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,083 ✭✭✭Iranoutofideas


    What about this OP?


  • #5
    Nekarsulm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭Nekarsulm


    Iranoutofideas wrote: »
    What about this OP?


    The idea is to cause pain, not to reward the kind of asshole who steals your bike.......:-Q


  • #6
    iwillhtfu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,373 ✭✭✭iwillhtfu


    Nekarsulm wrote: »
    So, taking an opposite route to The Safety Seat, I have been thinking about a proper response to your bike being stolen.

    This device fits into the seat tube, upon removal of a quick release seat. A GPS tracker alerts you that your bike is on the move. On discovering your bike is moving at cycling pace, you send a SMS to the Bike Spike, which activates and hopefully impales the thief.
    You simply follow the GPS signal to find your bike, and the blood trail to find your thief.

    the fear of someone accidentally texting the wrong number might up my average speed while I'm out for a leisurely Sunday spin. ;)


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