Farming related table names for wedding

Henwin

Hiya, im getting married saturday week and we were thinking instead of having numbers on the tables we could have a farming theme like types of cows or tractors etc. maybe not cows actually cause people mind be offended if tey are on the belgian blue or beefy breed tables. we have 20 tables

milkprofit

Henwin wrote: »

Hiya, im getting married saturday week and we were thinking instead of having numbers on the tables we could have a farming theme like types of cows or tractors etc. maybe not cows actually cause people mind be offended if tey are on the belgian blue or beefy breed tables. we have 20 tables

Nama

Askim

Have one as whelan2, or Bob Charles, then you would know who else at the wedding ,so on here

A

cjpm

Buddy wanted to go with a Fr Ted theme, locations such as Craggy island for the top table and so on...

Mrs put a halt to it when she heard that he was planning on putting her elderly relatives at the St Clabberts aka Jurassic Park table and a gang of her single friends were being seated at Ireland's largest lingerie dept!!

_Brian

http://www.pinterest.com/pin/560979697306544082/

893bet

Why not use farm jobs

Saving hay table
Squeezing the bull table (might suit a table of single ladies)
Calving down table (young recently married couples?)
Cutting silage Table
Foddering Cattle
Spreading Dung table (put a couple of spoofers on the table)
Counting Cattle Table
Mucking out shed Table
Scraping the yard Table
Stack Bales
Fencing Table
Saving Turf

etc etc

etc etc

trixi2011

Was at a wedding not to long ago of a farming friend and they done the seat done with farming themes. The dairy the parlour the top paddock the meadow the calf shed - childrens table tought it was quite good

Why always me

893bet wrote: »

Why not use farm jobs

Saving hay table
Squeezing the bull table (might suit a table of single ladies)
Calving down table (young recently married couples?)
Cutting silage Table
Foddering Cattle
Spreading Dung table (put a couple of spoofers on the table)
Counting Cattle Table
Mucking out shed Table
Scraping the yard Table
Stack Bales
Fencing Table
Saving Turf

etc etc

etc etc

Add tHE CULL Ewe table to a group of old ones and your sure to lose a few 50s out of the envelopes,

sunshine and showers

CAP?

*ducks*

Names of cows is nice - a mix of farm animals, and tools/machines!

A cow called Daisy

How about going with your tractor/machinery theme but add a prefix or suffix for those guests 'that just don't understand'
Examples that come to mind are

Redrock Mountain
Abbey Valley
Class Act
Deere Field
Lely Lillies
Amazon(ian) Rainforest

Maybe put a bit more thought into it than I did.
Anyway best wishes to you and your intended and many many years of health, wealth and happiness.

J.O. Farmer

_Brian wrote: »

http://www.pinterest.com/pin/560979697306544082/

Posters has lots of ideas for table names but doesn't say much for British beef. Half those breeds I associate with dairy more than beef.

For table names you could probably personalise it a bit. All your fields probably have names. You probably have a tractor now and there's probably some old ones you have fond memories of.
Just be careful not to have the fat heifer table or something although any single lads might like to be at the stallion table.

milkprofit

Henwin wrote: »

Hiya, im getting married saturday week and we were thinking instead of having numbers on the tables we could have a farming theme like types of cows or tractors etc. maybe not cows actually cause people mind be offended if tey are on the belgian blue or beefy breed tables. we have 20 tables

Half breed
cross bred
INTER bred -would u dare

fits

trixi2011 wrote: »

Was at a wedding not to long ago of a farming friend and they done the seat done with farming themes. The dairy the parlour the top paddock the meadow the calf shed - childrens table tought it was quite good

The haggart
The woolhouse
The cowshed
The stable
The henhouse
The orchard
The haybarn
The bog

who the fug

trixi2011 wrote: »

Was at a wedding not to long ago of a farming friend and they done the seat done with farming themes. The dairy the parlour the top paddock the meadow the calf shed - childrens table tought it was quite good

Any comments about who was going to the Dairy

trixi2011

who the fug wrote: »

Any comments about who was going to the Dairy

Wrong end of the country for that sort of that sort of chat plenty at the fit to bull table

high_beta

sounds beyond cringey

trixi2011

high_beta wrote: »

sounds beyond cringey

Only a bit of banter table names were quite innocent

high_beta

was at a wedding a little over a year ago , bride and groom arrived in a tractor and afterwards drove up and down the village in it , played up to every stereotype you can name about farmers

thats fine now and again but for a wedding , i think its just embarrassing

AP2014

high_beta wrote: »

was at a wedding a little over a year ago , bride and groom arrived in a tractor and afterwards drove up and down the village in it , played up to every stereotype you can name about farmers

thats fine now and again but for a wedding , i think its just embarrassing

Think? There is no question about it, cringe

ganmo

trixi2011 wrote: »

Was at a wedding not to long ago of a farming friend and they done the seat done with farming themes. The dairy the parlour the top paddock the meadow the calf shed - childrens table tought it was quite good

The haggerd field - for the ones that need looking after
The 13 acres
The hill - for the wild ones

ganmo

sunshine and showers wrote: »

CAP?

*ducks*

Names of cows is nice - a mix of farm animals, and tools/machines!

Reps - for the green inclined

bearhugs

I was at a wedding not so long ago where the tables were all breeds of cows. Seemed to go down well people got a bit of craic out of it. No one that I know of was offended either.

blue5000

Use the codes of ai bulls, they'll have fun googling on their iphones between courses.

have2flushtwice

We had tractor brands.. wit a pic of d tractor underneath. The dub at the party informed me she was at the "fe dent" table, as it was prounced!

have2flushtwice

We had tractor brands.. wit a pic of d tractor underneath. The dub at the party informed me she was at the "fe dent" table, as it was prounced!

micraX

fits wrote: »

The haggart
The woolhouse
The cowshed
The stable
The henhouse
The orchard
The haybarn
The bog

The packhouse
The cold store
The spud shed
The tunnel
The glasshouse
The well house
The grain store
The weigh bridge

trixi2011

micraX wrote: »

The packhouse
The cold store
The spud shed
The tunnel
The glasshouse
The well house
The grain store
The weigh bridge

You would want to watch who you put on the weigh bridge , could be trouble:D

keep going

high_beta wrote: »

was at a wedding a little over a year ago , bride and groom arrived in a tractor and afterwards drove up and down the village in it , played up to every stereotype you can name about farmers

thats fine now and again but for a wedding , i think its just embarrassing

If the couple like it, who cares what you think

Sam Kade

I can see this ending in a disaster an ould wan at the dry cow shed table or an expectant mother at the milking parlour table

_Brian

Wonder what OP settled on ??