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Trick situation

  • 24-09-2014 11:42am
    #1
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭


    If you were going out with a girl, then broke up with said girl, but worked in an office with this girl's twin who fancies you, what would you do?


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  • #2
    NomadicGray
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,433 ✭✭✭NomadicGray


    The twin


  • #3
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Not believe you


  • #4
    Senna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    Which one is the evil twin?


  • #5
    FloatingVoter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,133 ✭✭✭FloatingVoter


    I'll just suggest a three-way before anybody else does.


  • #6
    The Peanut
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,169 ✭✭✭The Peanut


    AH answer: Ask them both for a threesome.

    Real-life answer: Never going to happen, unless they are absolute slappers (will also improve chances of AH answer happening).

    Edit: Damn you Floating V.


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  • #7
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Sounds like you could end up in a stick situation OP.


  • #8
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    Senna wrote: »
    Which one is the evil twin?

    They both have lovely bottoms.


  • #9
    FloatingVoter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,133 ✭✭✭FloatingVoter


    recylingbin wrote: »
    They both have lovely bottoms.

    That's code for "bone ugly".


  • #10
    Specialun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    Maybe try their mother


  • #11
    osarusan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,734 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    Search again for the sequel.

    It must have been uploaded somewhere dammit!


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  • #12
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    Alternately, if you found out the one you were dating was cheating on you, would you have to kill them both or just change jobs?


  • #13
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    recylingbin wrote: »
    If you were going out with a girl, then broke up with said girl, but worked in an office with this girl's twin who fancies you, what would you do?

    I'd wake up.


  • #14
    The Peanut
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,169 ✭✭✭The Peanut


    recylingbin wrote: »
    Alternately, if you found out the one you were dating was cheating on you, would you have to kill them both or just change jobs?

    I would imagine that if the original deemed you unworthy of staying faithful to, the odds of the replica cheating would be fairly likely.;)


  • #15
    Donnielighto
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭Donnielighto


    Identical twins?


  • #16
    castletownman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,695 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    I wonder how the hell have I ended up in a B grade porno!


  • #17
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    castletownman wrote: »
    I wonder how the hell have I ended up in a B grade porno!

    Bad acting ability but nice tits?


  • #18
    The Peanut
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,169 ✭✭✭The Peanut


    recylingbin wrote: »
    Bad acting ability but nice tits?

    What about the twins?:D


  • #19
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    Never sh1t on your own doorstep OP.


  • #20
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    Pumpkinseeds wrote: »
    Never sh1t on your own doorstep OP.
    She has her own house tbh


  • #21
    CantonasCollar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 159 ✭✭CantonasCollar


    You gotta go for it. Nothing ventured nothing gained.


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  • #22
    Ruu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    Eat the placenta of the office twin, only possible answer here.


  • #23
    Bafucin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 642 ✭✭✭Bafucin


    recylingbin wrote: »
    If you were going out with a girl, then broke up with said girl, but worked in an office with this girl's twin who fancies you, what would you do?
    How do you know they won't do a switch on you?

    In fact how do you know the girl you think fancies you is not the twin you broke up with?


  • #24
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Sounds like some Biology leaving cert question "Compare and Contrast"


  • #25
    pablo128
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,219 ✭✭✭pablo128


    Get her drunk and smash her like a barn door blowing in a storm. Videotape it if you can.


  • #26
    Red Nissan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,055 ✭✭✭Red Nissan


    It is tricky.

    Twins tend to be similar in nature, particularly maternal twins are near clones of each other.

    Ergo, following this logic you'll be breaking up with the twin for the same reason, but if the first twin was good, then you've a change of Déjá Vu!!!

    If they are paternal twins then they are effectively two individuals and completely different. So how knows?


  • #27
    kowloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,585 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Ruu wrote: »
    Eat the placenta of the office twin, only possible answer here.

    That's how you get their powers.


  • #28
    Sunhill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 114 ✭✭Sunhill


    Donnielighto wrote: »
    Identical twins?

    Have you ever actually seen both of them together?


  • #29
    Sherfin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 203 ✭✭Sherfin


    Ex GF's twin brother ??

    Nah


  • #30
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    Compare each other's payslips.


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