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Funniest post gets this o2 voucher

  • 24-09-2014 1:48am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,929 ✭✭✭


    I got this voucher in my Dunnes ValueClub completely forgot about it until I went looking for another voucher I got. It's €30 off any o2 Prepay smartphone to be used in an o2 store only before the 30th September. I know nobody on o2 and I'm Vodafone billpay so its really no use to me.

    Hope this is allowed here in AHs but I would hate to see this voucher go to waste maybe someone on o2 here broke their phone and it could come in handy for them.

    If I put it on Adverts or the coupon section I will be inundated with PM's (reminds me turn off PM) sob stories vultures negative comments etc so as to avoid this I'm asking AH to decide who gets its so if you don't win it don't come crying to me.

    Lets say the posters who want the voucher tell us a funny joke/line and whichever post gets the most thanks by 9pm tomorrow gets the voucher and I will try post it to them before Friday (Don't worry about P&P etc I get free stamps and envelopes off my dad so it won't cost me or you anything but if it gets lost blame An Post )

    It's a pity SSF isn't in operation yet could have used it to raise money for it. Anyway good luck.


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,557 ✭✭✭KeithM89


    Aren't you the one who picks up bat-shit crazy girls on Tinder? Maybe give it to one of them to make them moist for you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,133 ✭✭✭FloatingVoter


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Aren't you the one who picks up bat-shit crazy girls on Tinder? Maybe give it to one of them to make them moist for you.

    Nope, this is the one who thinks Grindr is where the girls are hiding on him.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,929 ✭✭✭Grab All Association


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Aren't you the one who picks up bat-shit crazy girls on Tinder? Maybe give it to one of them to make them moist for you.

    They're all on Meteor/Vodafone. o2 is more a well idk but I have never met anyone under 30 who has an o2 number. I knew one girl who had o2 midband though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    Nope, this is the one who thinks Grindr is where the girls are hiding on him.

    This must be the new pick up ploy.
    1)Pick boards member that appears to be young & female.
    2)Acquire address for said boardsie after choosing them as winner of the voucher.
    3)Turn up naked on the doorstep wearing noting but aforementioned voucher for modesty.
    4)Success!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,557 ✭✭✭KeithM89


    Chris___ wrote: »
    I knew one girl who had o2 midband though.

    Bet she was filthy.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    In fairness to the crazy lil guy, I do believe this is an AH first.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    .Kovu. wrote: »
    This must be the new pick up ploy.
    1)Pick boards member that appears to be young & female.
    2)Acquire address for said boardsie after choosing them as winner of the voucher.
    3)Turn up naked on the doorstep wearing noting but aforementioned voucher for modesty.
    4)Success!


    5) Murder

    6) 30 years in the Joy

    7) Back on Boards two months later using prison Wifi


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭ardle1


    HUH


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,689 ✭✭✭Karl Stein




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,647 ✭✭✭thenightrider


    "free stamps and envelopes off my dad" Or do you just rob them on him ?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18 wakeboarding


    Well stop hooking up with woman from the country who have shi%t 02 reception! You could just take it back to Dunne's and ask them to exchange it for a more suitable network so your quest to bed a woman could be more successful? That way you could hand over the voucher in exchange for wild s%x so you finally lose your virginity?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 ✭✭✭✭cloud493


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Aren't you the one who picks up bat-shit crazy girls on Tinder? Maybe give it to one of them to make them moist for you.

    Don't say moist, that word is bloody awful.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,000 ✭✭✭fizzypish


    cloud493 wrote: »
    Don't say moist, that word is bloody awful.

    Awfully accurate!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 ✭✭✭✭cloud493


    Don't care if it is. It sounds like a cave or something.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,660 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Most thanks.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,000 ✭✭✭fizzypish


    cloud493 wrote: »
    Don't care if it is. It sounds like a cave or something.

    A dam sexy cave! The more you think about it the more accurate it sounds.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 ✭✭✭✭cloud493


    Nope.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭Buona Fortuna


    cloud493 wrote: »
    Don't care if it is. It sounds like a cave or something.

    Wouldn't that be damp?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    I don't whore my bon mots for financial gain, man.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    anncoates wrote: »
    I don't whore my bon mots for financial gain, man.

    Just as well you're posting on Boards so. Free-content ftw.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 ✭✭✭✭cloud493


    Wouldn't that be damp?

    It's not anything.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    cloud493 wrote: »
    Don't say moist, that word is bloody awful.

    Wetter than an otters pocket?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,345 ✭✭✭The Dagda


    wazky wrote: »
    Wetter than an otters pocket?

    Dripping like a worn tap?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 ✭✭✭✭cloud493


    Sure thats fine. Just not damp or moist, it sounds like a cave or a wet dishcloth or something.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,000 ✭✭✭fizzypish


    cloud493 wrote: »
    Sure thats fine. Just not damp or moist, it sounds like a cave or a wet dishcloth or something.

    a sexy wet dishcloth.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    How do we know it's not already been used?
    PM me the voucher code so I can check.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,780 ✭✭✭jamo2oo9


    Wanna hear a funny joke OP?
    Your sex life.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,660 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    The bar for this is extremely low.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,133 ✭✭✭FloatingVoter


    Could someone fetch a mod to lock this thread. Or if anyone is going on holidays for a week - now's a good time to vent about how the foreigners are responsible in the most racist way possible. You can apologise and get the site ban revoked when you come back with a tan.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Chris___ wrote: »


    It's a pity SSF isn't in operation yet could have used it to raise money for it. Anyway good luck.

    SSF never closes :)
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=129282


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