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what was between the matress and sheet?

  • 21-09-2014 8:35pm
    #1
    mengele
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 887 ✭✭✭


    stayed in a hotel last night and it had the softest linen ever. what made it was there was some fury sheet thing in between the mattress and the fitted sheet. forgot to pull up the fitted sheet before I left to check.

    what could have been put in between the fitted sheet and the mattress


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  • #2
    Banjo String
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    mengele wrote: »
    stayed in a hotel last night and it had the softest linen ever. what made it was there was some fury sheet thing in between the mattress and the fitted sheet. forgot to pull up the fitted sheet before I left to check.

    what could have been put in between the fitted sheet and the mattress

    A fanny pad.

    Prob a used one.

    Case closed.


  • #3
    Northern Monkey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,593 ✭✭✭Northern Monkey


    Memory foam topper?


  • #4
    monkeysnapper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,578 ✭✭✭monkeysnapper


    Banjo String wrote: »
    A fanny pad.

    Prob a used one.

    Case closed.

    Your a sick person .... :)


  • #5
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Absorbent layer so the mattress doesn't become crusty.


  • #6
    Ruu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    Cake.


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  • #7
    Banjo String
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    monkeysnapper wrote: »
    Your a sick person .... :)

    No, just well travelled.


    I've stayed in some shıt holes tbh)


  • #8
    Banjo String
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    Ruu wrote: »
    Cake.

    I like cake.


  • #9
    TheSheriff
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    Def some memory form!!

    Either that or a dead cat - both equally as comfortable


  • #10
    foggy_lad
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    Probably an old fashioned draw-sheet used in a lot of hotels and nursing homes to keep the mattress protected from sweat and small amounts of leakage.


    Or an old wollen army blanket


  • #11
    mengele
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 887 ✭✭✭mengele


    Northern Monkey wrote: »
    Memory foam topper?

    no not that thick. it was something thin but fury


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  • #12
    Timberrrrrrrr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,753 ✭✭✭✭Timberrrrrrrr


    Ah ****



    That's where i left that winning euromillions ticket.


  • #13
    TheSheriff
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,108 ✭✭✭TheSheriff


    foggy_lad wrote: »
    small amounts of leakage.

    :O


  • #14
    greasepalm
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    memory foam mattress topper is very warm and makes you sweat,it could have been a sheepskin mattress topper and they are cosy.


  • #15
    Awkward Badger
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    Dead hooker.


  • #16
    pharmaton
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    greasepalm wrote: »
    memory foam mattress topper is very warm and makes you sweat,it could have been a sheepskin mattress topper and they are cosy.

    not all of them, the good ones have perforations for air circulation. at least the one I am sprawled on at the minute does and I testify to its comfyness.


  • #17
    Annasopra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,158 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    mengele wrote: »
    stayed in a hotel last night and it had the softest linen ever. what made it was there was some fury sheet thing in between the mattress and the fitted sheet. forgot to pull up the fitted sheet before I left to check.

    what could have been put in between the fitted sheet and the mattress

    A mattress protector

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



  • #18
    Tail Docker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    mengele wrote: »
    no not that thick. it was something thin but fury

    A meerkat?


  • #19
    Samsgirl
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    Twink's missing dog??


  • #20
    RobbingBandit
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    Months and months of discarded knuckle children.


  • #21
    Candy_Girl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 474 ✭✭Candy_Girl


    Maybe a build up of pubic hair.


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  • #22
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    You can buy feather mattress toppers that are about 3 inches thick. Much cooler than most of the memory foam efforts and nice and soft to sleep on.


  • #23
    RayM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    A thick layer of semen.


  • #24
    boobar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,226 ✭✭✭boobar


    A chamber maid


  • #25
    The Backwards Man
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    I hate when you go to a hotel and you don't know which layer to lie on and which to lie under.

    Which is why I usually sleep in the bath.


  • #26
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    This is like asking what came first, the chicken or the egg? We can't give you the correct answer.


  • #27
    miss no stars
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,957 ✭✭✭miss no stars


    Mattress protector of some description. Possibly a woolen one.

    Featherbeds also give for a lovely comfy night's sleep.


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